At this review rate, this one'll be done pretty quickly.
Luigi stood in his lab's doorway. The door was cracked, and he was observing whoever was in the hall. It was pretty much clear.
"The experiment begins…"
He tiptoed out of the doorway, slightly concealing his potion (mostly because it was in a perfume bottle). He decided to try the kitchen; it was about time for lunch anyway, so there was bound to be somebody in there.
Luigi peeked into the kitchen. The Ice Climbers, Falco, Bowser, and C. Falcon were all eating lunch.
"Damn, Mewtwo makes some good cakes," said Falco, eating a slice of Mewtwo's cake. He was the only Smasher who ate it.
"If you keep eating that thing, you're gonna die," said Bowser, holding a can of Plutox.
"Yeah, maybe." Falco continued eating his cake slice.
"Hey guys," Luigi said, finally entering the kitchen.
"Shut up," Bowser greeted.
"What's going on with you?" asked Popo, eating ice.
Nana was hysterical.
"…Uh…" Luigi responded.
"Hey Luigi," Nana mocked, "What's with the perfume? Huh?"
Luigi looked at his greatness and smirked.
"This-" Luigi started.
"Isn't that Peach's?" asked Falco, still eating.
Luigi was speechless.
"Can I smell?" asked Nana.
Perfect.
"Why sure! Come here," Luigi said with a smile. Indeed, Nana approached, ready to take a whiff. As soon as she was about 8 centimeters away, Luigi sprayed. Nana coughed several times and staggered backwards into an empty chair.
"You okay?" Popo couldn't help but chuckle as he asked this.
As if on cue, Nana sprang up and ran out of the kitchen. No one spoke; they just listened. They could all hear Yoshi's voice:
"Hey! What are you doing? Don't touch me there!"
"Wow…" Luigi said as Falco, Falcon, and Popo ran after her. Luigi followed, but Bowser just shrugged and began making his third sandwich.
In the living room, Yoshi was trying (and partly succeeding) to keep Nana off of him. Luckily, Nana was easy to push.
"Nana, what do you think you're doing?" Popo asked in horror.
Nana grabbed Yoshi's neck and jumped on his back.
"I FREAKIN' LOVE YOU!" she exclaimed. Popo almost fainted, but the rest laughed.
"Luigi…why?" Yoshi said, bucking Nana into the couch.
"What can I say? It's fun," Luigi answered.
"I hate you," Yoshi said.
"TAKE ME!" Nana exclaimed, jumping towards Yoshi. She totally missed though, because Yoshi ducked. Nana crashed into something glassy.
"What did you do...?" Popo asked, more confused and grossed out than sad.
Luigi held up the potion and smiled. "Love potion."
Luigi was knocked to the floor by a mallet blow to the head.
"Change her back," Popo said harshly.
"Damn." Luigi stood up and rubbed his head. "Sure, Your Highness…Yoshi, can you do me a favor?"
"I can, but I don't-" Yoshi pushed Nana into a coffee table. "Want to."
"If you want this to stop, you should," Luigi informed.
Yoshi sighed. "What?"
"Brace yourself."
"Huh?" Nana tackled Yoshi into the couch, looking into his eyes lovingly.
"Keep her in place, please," Luigi said, taking out the other perfume bottle. Everyone started laughing again (except Yoshi and Nana, who were…kissing, because of Nana). Luigi walked over to the two. Yoshi turned Nana's head to the side.
"Smile!" Luigi said. He sprayed Nana in the face, and Yoshi kicked her off of him. He started wiping his mouth and spitting.
"Ew…" Yoshi said when he was done.
"Uh…what was I doing again?" Nana asked, standing up. She looked around. "Ooh…whoever broke these is in trouble…"
Popo sighed, relieved.
"That thing works," said Falcon. "But why Yoshi?"
"Popo…your sister's in love with a dinosaur," Luigi said, almost sympathetic.
Popo was stuck on stupid and just shook his head. Nana's face turned beet red and she ran away quickly. Yoshi was still grossed out, yet interested. The rest just stared.
"Who's next?" Luigi asked suddenly and loudly. Falcon instantly ran away, with Falco following, and Popo following him. Yoshi walked away.
"That settles it," Luigi said to himself since no one was there. "Bowser's going next."
When the review total reaches 16, I'll start working on the next chapter. See ya!