Damn…people are really eating this one up.
Luigi walked back into the kitchen. Bowser was eating his new sandwich, standing up.
"What happened?" Bowser asked.
Luigi scratched his nose.
"Nothing…important," Luigi responded.
"Yeah, whatever," Bowser grumbled, continuing to eat his lunch.
Luigi chuckled, then walked over to Bowser, and placed his hand on his arm. Bowser growled softly.
"Don't touch me…we're not on a date."
"Yeah, I know."
Bowser just looked at him and took a big bite of his sandwich. Then he got sprayed in the face, and whatever was in his mouth was instantly coughed out, onto Luigi's face. Luigi slowly wiped it off and observed.
Let's see if I'm right…
Bowser walked out of the kitchen slowly. He started to walk to the stairs, and when Peach walked by, he scooped her up with one arm.
"Hey! Master Hand said you couldn't do that here!" Peach yelled while struggling.
Mario came out of nowhere.
"Mario! Help!" Peach screamed.
"Yeah, yeah, I know," Mario said, rolling up his sleeves. "You know the drill, Bowser, let her g-hey!"
Bowser scooped Mario up with his other arm, and began to walk up the stairs.
"What are you going to do with us?" Peach asked.
Bowser smiled.
"Rock both of your worlds."
The two captives gasped, looked at each other, shuddered, and screamed out:
"LUIGI!"
"Oh, great! Hero time!" Luigi clapped once, and rushed to the top of the stairs, where Bowser had reached. He quickly jumped in front of the slow-moving turtle and pointed the antidote at his face.
"Stop!"
Luigi got stepped on. It hurt, but he shook it off and sprang up.
"Luigi! Just spray him already!" Mario cried.
"Okay, okay! I don't wanna see this any more than you two."
Luigi did a front somersault over Bowser, sprayed him in his face, and landed perfectly. Bowser started coughing and dropped Mario and Peach. Luigi turned around to be greeted by a punch in the face, which knocked him into a wall.
"Never spray me with perfume. That's where I cross the line!"
Mario and Peach just looked at him in slight disgust.
"Ah, screw you guys." Bowser walked back downstairs, grumbling as usual. Luigi pried his face from the wall and chuckled.
"See…this is why Peach likes me better."
Peach blushed, while Mario punched Luigi back into the same wall and stormed off. Peach followed him.
"Look, Mario, about that-"
"Bitch, not now!"
Luigi re-pried himself off of the wall and shook off his dizziness.
"I think I'll do the big one next…it's Mewtwo's turn…"
Sorry about the shortness…but…yeah, sorry. Let's get the review total to 30-something, people!