Well…it's Mewtwo's turn…let's see what'll go down.

Luigi sat in the huge living room couch, thinking. He wanted Mewtwo to be the next victim-um, volunteer. But he had to wait until Mewtwo's match was done. He was fighting Dr. Mario and Zelda.

"Damn, can they hurry up?"

Luigi was bored and impatient. Even when Pichu's upside down head was staring directly into his face.

"Whatcha doin'?" the baby rodent asked.

"Waiting," Luigi answered.

"For what?"

"Get off."

"Why are you holding perfume?"

"Get off."

"You-"

"Get OFF!" Luigi jerked his head forward, yet Pichu was still latched on to his noggin.

"You're mean!" Pichu whined.

Luigi sighed.

"Why don't you like me...?" Pichu looked like he was about to cry.

Luigi sighed again, this time annoyed.

"Can you please get off my head?"

"Tell me why you don't like me first!"

"Get off."

"No!"

"Get off."

"No!"

"Get off."

"No!"

This continued until Mewtwo, Zelda, and Dr. Mario came back. 5 minutes later.

"Finally!" Luigi quickly stood up; the speed knocked Pichu into Dr. Mario. He now latched onto his head.

"Hey Doc," Pichu said with a smile. Dr. Mario just groaned and went upstairs. Now only Luigi, Zelda, and Mewtwo were left. Luigi walked over to Zelda, who was standing right next to the psychic cat.

"Hey...! Zelda! How's it going?"

"I'm still mad at you," Zelda replied, turning away.

"Oh, come on! That was last month! Or something!"

Zelda didn't respond.

"Oh, fine…" Luigi shifted his focus. "Hey Mewtwo."

"What do you want?"

"Oh, nothing…"

"You have done it again."

Luigi sighed, almost disappointed. "This one's different. It works much better, and it's unscented."

"Whatever."

Luigi sprayed the potion in Mewtwo's face. Mewtwo, however, just stood there. He looked down at Luigi.

"I do not love."

"Yes you do…it'll just take a little longer…"

"You are a fool."

"And you are in love! Now!"

Mewtwo slowly turned his head toward Zelda, who was walking upstairs. His eyes shone light blue, and Zelda was levitated.

"Hey! Mewtwo! What are you doing?" Zelda said, shocked. She was turned around and began floating toward Mewtwo. "Luigi…what did you do?"

"Mewtwo's in love with you," Luigi responded with a smile. Zelda would've struggled, but she knew better. Within 5 seconds, she and Mewtwo were in a deep kiss. During the 20 seconds the kiss lasted, the first 5 seconds were against Zelda's will.

"Wow…" Luigi said when the kiss ended. Mewtwo and Zelda stared at each other lovingly.

Then Link came in.

"What...? Hey! HEY! Get off of her!"

Link rushed toward Mewtwo, but he was knocked into a wall with force. Mewtwo and Zelda were now surrounded in a clear blue bubble, and were slowly rising. Link watched in horror and confusion as the two kissed again.

Luigi took a picture.

"Luigi!" Link called out. "What did you do?"

"Mewtwo's in love with Zelda. Looks like the other way around as well…"

Link punched Luigi in the face, knocking him to the floor. As he did this, Mewtwo and Zelda flew through the roof. Link looked up through the hole.

"You. Help me find them," he said, still looking up.

Luigi was gone.

"Well…looks like another adventure for me…" Link sniffed and ran out the door. He narrowly missed Pichu crashing into the floor.

"I said get off!" Dr. Mario yelled from upstairs.

Pichu, slightly dazed, looked up at the hole in the ceiling, at the sun.

"I see the light…it burns…"

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