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Luigi was hiding in a supply closet in the upstairs hallway, breathing heavily and laughing at the same time.
"I love this thing…"
Regaining composure (finally), he cracked open the door and took a peek. No one was there. He opened the door just enough to fit his head through and looked both ways. Still no one. He slowly stepped out of the closet, sighed, and looked at his camera.
"Where'd this come from?"
He chucked it behind him, but he didn't hear the impact of its landing.
"Hey Luigi!"
Luigi quickly turned around. Ness was standing there with a smile, holding the camera. "What did you take a picture of, huh?"
As Ness observed the camera, Luigi kept looking back and forth quickly in confusion. Suddenly, Ness broke out in laughter.
"What are you doing with perfume?"
Luigi looked at his greatness, which he had forgotten to conceal. With a mumble, Luigi responded:
"It gives you powers."
Ness was slightly interested.
"Powers? What kind of powers?"
Luigi smiled.
"Superpowers."
"Ooh, ooh! I wanna use it!" Ness said excitedly from behind Luigi. Luigi looked back at Ness, then forward at nothing, then back at Ness, then forward at nothing, then back at Ness again. He scratched his head and shrugged.
"Sure. Say cheese!" Luigi pointed the spraying part of the bottle (what was that called again?) at Ness's face.
"Yeah, yeah. Just spray away," Ness said quickly, sticking his face out. Luigi sprayed, and Ness coughed several times. He then stood straight up.
"You alright?" Luigi asked.
Ness ran through the balcony's barricade and fell to the lower floor. Luigi blinked and jumped down after him.
Where's he going?
Luigi looked around frantically for Ness. It was like he teleported or something.
"Put me down!"
Samus…
Luigi tracked the yell's source to the back of the mansion. He ran down the long hallway leading to the courtyard. As he ran, Ness ran straight past him at high speed, holding up Samus with both arms. Luigi tried to turn around quickly, but he slipped and fell on his face.
"Ow," he said with a muffled voice. He could hear another scream.
"Hey! What are you doing?"
Young…
Luigi sprang up and quickly ran back to the living room, where the second scream came from. He looked around frantically for the second time, panting. Ness was dashing across the balcony, holding both Samus and…Young Link. Wow…
"Stop!" Luigi called out, running after the three. Peach was exiting a room on the side of the hallway (likely hers, I don't care) and was instantly shocked.
"Luigi! Stop doing-"
Ness scooped her up as well. Peach screamed. Luigi was speechless. Ness was running towards his room, and was almost there. Apparently, the potion made him much faster…
"Slow…down…" Luigi said, exhausted and slowing down.
PEACH?
Luigi stopped at the side of Ness's room door, panting. Ness slammed the door and locked it. Luigi could hear hammering from the other side.
He waited for about a minute before burning the door down with a Fireball.
"Ness!" Luigi shouted. He was surprised how much Ness had gotten done in a minute. Peach's dress was badly torn, Young Link had been reduced to nothing but underwear, and Samus's Power Suit was broken in several places. (Apparently, Samus was wearing nothing under the suit. Because.)
Luigi rushed towards Ness and sprayed him with the antidote.
"…What happened to you guys? Young Link, put some clothes on! Get outta my room!"
Peach was speechless, Young Link grabbed his tunic, hat, and boots and fled, and Samus grabbed the pieces of her suit, slapped Ness, and walked away.
"Peach…were you doing weird things with Mario in my room again?" Ness asked, rubbing his cheek.
Peach fainted.
"Whatever." Ness shrugged and walked away. Luigi just couldn't stop staring at Peach. It was just like he dreamed…
"No! Not now. Later…" Luigi said, snapping out of it. He walked out of the room, and when he saw Mario 12 feet away from him, he jumped off the balcony and ran.
That was just…total of 58…