It's totally the next chapter…

Luigi was now sitting on a bench in the middle of the courtyard, catching his breath. When he had finished doing that, he sighed and looked up at the sky. It was warm today, and the sun was shining brightly. The clouds were few and far between. All of this reminded him:

"I never finished my sandwich."

He looked around. If there was anyone already outside, he might as well experiment on him/her before he got his lunch. And indeed there was someone outside, right by the pond, scaring and trying to kill the fish.

Kirby.

Luigi chuckled and walked over to the Star Warrior. He was trying to snatch up the different varieties of fish with those little excuses for arms for a quick snack. Because sucking up the entire pond would piss Master Hand off very much, while just eating the fish would only piss off Master Hand a lot. Yep.

"You do this every day and never succeed," Luigi said, watching him from behind.

"Yeah, I know," Kirby said, failing to swipe another fish.

"You need actual hands to do that. Or claws. Or a fishing rod. Just not those…"

Kirby said nothing because he wanted to keep his focus.

"Or you could use this." Luigi held out his greatness for Kirby to observe.

"You made another one, didn't you?" Kirby asked.

"Uh…" Luigi quickly sprayed him. Kirby almost fell sideways into the pond, but he fell backwards instead, soon sitting up with his eyes closed.

Wait for it…

Kirby sprang up and ran the 216 feet to the mansion in 6 seconds. Luigi, stunned, ran half-heartedly after him.

When Luigi made it to the mansion 22 seconds later, Kirby was in the kitchen, making out with Jigglypuff on the counter. It was like watching a car crash for Luigi: don't want to look, yet can't look away.

"Um…" Luigi proceeded to make another sandwich, still watching the two puffs of air.

47 seconds later

Luigi was now eating his sandwich at the head of the kitchen table and staring almost intensely at the two. He didn't even notice Fox standing right next to him.

"This your doing?" Fox asked.

Luigi took a slow bite of his sandwich while nodding.

"Damn. They're really going at it." Fox pulled up a chair and slowly sat down, still watching Kirby and Jigglypuff make out. It was like watching Andross for him.

1 minute later

"They didn't stop to catch their breath or anything…" Fox said in awe.

Luigi took his last bite and stood up, pulling out his antidote.

"Finally gonna end it?" Fox asked.

"Oh, she was struggling for the first minute and a half. Thought I'd give her and my eyes a break." Luigi walked over to Kirby, turned him to his side, and sprayed him. Jigglypuff fell off of the counter and began taking deep breaths (a.k.a. puffing herself up). Kirby sat up and rubbed his eyes.

"…How'd I get on the counter?"

Kirby jumped off the counter and wiped his mouth.

"Hey Jigg," he said, leaving the kitchen. Jigglypuff was still taking deep breaths.

"Well, that was…what was that?" Luigi asked no one in particular. "Oh well." He went to his paper towel, the one the sandwich was on, and threw it away. As he did this, both Fox and Jigglypuff arose. Fox stared at Jigglypuff, shaking his head.

"Dude…" Fox walked away. Jigglypuff watched him in confusion.

"Kirby's in love with you," Luigi said.

"Really?" the balloon Pokemon asked excitedly.

"…Yeah…really…I assume you love him too."

"Yeah…"

"Whatever." Luigi sprayed the love potion in her face, turned her around, and kicked her out of the kitchen. "Have fun!"


Meanwhile…

Our good hero Link was still searching for the one he obviously loved, and was now traversing a meadow in a motor scooter, following that bubble's bluish trail. As he drove, he only had two things on his mind.

What did he do for Zelda to love a freakin' creature?

Where was he gonna get gas?

Both of these questions baffled him so…

Well…let's try 70. Or something.