Hey guys. Sorry this took so long…

Luigi was back on the living room couch, thinking about who to experiment on next as he watched Kirby and Jigglypuff do their business on top of the television. Thank goodness they had cable, or they'd have an antenna to deal with.

"Let me get some popcorn."

Luigi dug into Fox's bowl of popcorn, took a handful, and shoveled it into his mouth, not taking his eyes off the two for a second. The same went for Fox.

"How much longer?" Fox asked, still fixated on Kirby and Jigglypuff.

"We got…an hour and 12 minutes left," Luigi answered, not even glancing at Fox.

"Okay," was Fox's mouth-filled reply.

"Um…how'd this happen?"

Luigi and Fox still stared while Roy asked the question. Luigi held up the greatness, Roy nodded and sat next to Fox, and Fox had more of his popcorn taken by the two.

"This is much better than cable," said Roy. Luigi and Fox nodded in unison. Suddenly, Luigi burst out laughing.

"We're, like, hypnotized or something…"

"Hey, you're right," Fox said, chuckling. Roy laughed loudly for no clear reason.

"I'm gonna go get more of the…thing." Fox of course meant "popcorn", and he went to the kitchen to make more. Roy, Luigi, and…those two…were alone. Luigi had an idea. While he was entranced…Yeah, it's perfect…

"Hey Roy…"

"Huh..?"

"Who do you love?"

Roy shrugged.

"Can I find out for you?"

"Eh, whatever…"

"Good!"

Luigi sprayed the potion in Roy's face, yet Roy still watched. 4 seconds later, he stood up and rushed upstairs. Luigi followed the sounds of the footsteps. He was in Ness's room.

"I knew it."

Luigi grabbed the VCR remote, pressed the Record button, and ran upstairs to Ness's room. When he arrived, Roy rushed past him, holding the awakening princess.

"Luigi! CUT THIS OUT!" Peach screamed as Roy jumped off the balcony and rushed out the door. Luigi stared in disbelief.

"Luigi, where'd…that guy go?" Fox called up.

"He left…"

"Ok." Fox continued watching the two and eating popcorn. Luigi jumped down onto the couch and pressed Stop on the remote.

"I'll see what I missed later…" He took another handful of popcorn. "Hey, wait a second!"

"Huh?"

With that question, Fox was sprayed in the face with the potion.

"Hey! What's your…"

After that, Fox rushed upstairs. To Samus's room.

"Ah, we'll just wait to see how that goes." Luigi grabbed Fox's bowl of popcorn and began consuming. Unfortunately, because of that blast, Fox fell head first into the bowl, so Luigi only consumed half a piece. Or something.

"If that happens to me again, you'll be on the receiving end of my blast!" Samus yelled.

"Okay," Luigi said, ignoring her totally.

Fox ran upstairs again. This time, there was a loud "bong" sound instead of a blast, and a body thudding. Luigi still watched Kirby and Jigglypuff.

"Wonder where Roy went?"


Meanwhile, Link was filling up his scooter's tank at a McDonald's. Yeah. There's a McDonald's in the middle of a field. Link was eating a double cheeseburger out in the open. In the midst of his meal, he could see a fast-moving figure coming towards him.

"Who's that?"

He saw Roy run by with Peach. In the direction Link was traveling. Link shrugged and continued eating. Eventually, he heard a ding.

"Gas is done."

Link grabbed his scooter and raced off at 25 mph. Without paying. And somebody noticed.

"Thinks he can get away from me, does he...?"

Ooh, who's that person? Gotta wait until 82 reviews…sorry it was so short.