Wanna know why this is late? Read my bio.

Luigi searched and searched for Mr. Game & Watch, known to him and a few others as "Flatulence". Because it was funny. To him. And those other people.

Yeah.

Well, he had to wait, because Flatu- I mean, Mr. Game & Watch, was out training with the Ice Climbers. Luigi decided to wait in Mario's room, because it was bigger than his. Everything in Mario's room was bigger than his. Everything.

"Why is everything in here bigger than mine?" Luigi whined as he laid in Mario's king-sized, fluffy bed. "He's not that tall, anyway."

Mario ran into the room, panting.

"I'm NOT SHORT!" he yelled. The two stared at each other for a while.

13 seconds later, Luigi found himself on his ass, right in front of Mario's door. He folded his arms.

"He's lucky I don't spray him right now…"

The front door opened. Excellent news for this guy. Luigi rushed down to the front and greeted the four. Yeah. The four.

"What's Sandbag doing here?" Luigi asked.

"Don't you talk to me," Nana said coldly. She then ran upstairs to her room angrily. And since anger depletes accuracy, she tripped on several steps before she made it.

"Yeah, what's Sandbag doing here?" Luigi attempted to ask Popo.

"I dunno. Guess he's spending the night or something." While Popo was speaking, Sandbag fell on his face.

"Well…okay…" Luigi switched his target. "Hey Mr. Ga-"

He was already walking upstairs. Luigi quickly followed him. "Hey Flatulence!"

Mr. Game & Watch slapped Luigi down the steps with a buzz.

"Okay, just for that, I'm gonna…going to, uh…um…no, I can't kill him…oh fine, I'll just spray him."

Luigi quickly followed Flatulen- dammit, Mr. Game & Watch…to his room.

"Why are you following me?" the monochrome character questioned. A swift spray in the face answered him. Mr. Game & Watch sneezed twice, but then the greatness took effect. Most notably on his voice.

"I'm ready for some lovin'."

I'll make it as easy as I can. He sounded exactly like Barry White.

"Whoa…" Luigi said, shocked and envious. Mr. Game & Watch walked right past Luigi. He was headed to Nana's room.

"Oh, thank goodness," Luigi said with a sigh. He followed close by. Mr. Game & Watch slid under Nana's locked door. Now, of course, Luigi wasn't going to try to break this one down. He decided to just listen from the bottom of the door.

"I told you to stop doing that! Get out! I'm about to take a shower."

"Well, baby…that's all the more reason for me to stay."

"Are you feeling okay? What'd you do with-"

"Oh, I am feeling fine. But I want to feel great. And only you can help me with that."

"Um…what are you saying?"

"We need to be closer. I feel- no, I know that we…are meant to be…the greatest couple since ice and tea."

Luigi laughed once. Loudly.

"Luigi? Did you do this? You asshole! Fix him please. He's creepy."

"Now I know you didn't mean that so harshly, now did you?"

"You don't know much."

"How about that shower?"

Mr. Game & Watch was sent flying through the door, sideways and upside-down. He almost hit Luigi. Instead, he crashed through a window in the living room below. Luigi slowly stood up, looking through the Flatulence-shaped- I mean- you get the idea.

"Leave." Nana was holding her mallet. Cue to get lost. He walked outside to the shrub that flat guy was lodged in, sprayed him with the antidote, and went to the bathroom.

Meanwhile (I know you were waiting for this part)…

Link was now standing on the flat area, to the right of Samus's ship. He was incredibly hesitant. Not because of the deep-looking cave itself, but because Zelda, Mewtwo, Roy, Peach, and Samus were inside it, most likely at the end. The Hero of Time (I like saying that) did not want to be dragged into anything. All he wanted was his princess back. And something to eat, cause that double cheeseburger wasn't very filling.

"Okay…I'm gonna do it…"

Link brandished his Master Sword and headed into…the cave…ooh…

He traveled through the cave with no troubles. In fact, it was surprisingly clean. Maybe Mewtwo spruced the place up for his beloved-

"I can't think about things like that!" he said out loud, nearing the end. He was nearing some sort of light, though it clearly wasn't an opening. When he made it to the end…well…

Zelda and Mewtwo were still in that damn bubble, except now, Zelda was totally nude (no details about that…). Roy and Peach were also inside the bubble. Roy was trying and failing to undress Peach. Samus could not get inside the bubble, for some reason. She seemed to be trying to reach Mewtwo.

So here's the basicnessness.

Zelda and Mewtwo are in an embrace. Peach is holding back Roy with her legs. Samus is tackling the bubble, trying to get in. Duh.

"Zelda's…no…"

Link was destroyed.

"She's hugging him in the nude…"

His voice was soft. But he had to wait. He had to have some hope.

"That dumbass said 2 hours. Gotta…" Link sniffled. "Wait it out…" His stomach growled loudly. He slowly sat against the wall and slowly laid on his side in a near-fetal position.

…Uh…let's try 125.