That didn't take too long.

Luigi walked out of the bathroom as the toilet flushed, feeling refreshed. Ah, that feeling.

"I feel 5 pounds lighter…"

Did he wash his hands? Well, why do you think he wears gloves? He hasn't learned yet. He yawned and stretched, thinking about where Samus was and who to spray next. Well…he didn't want to put the mansion through DK's possible rampage.

Ah, who was he kidding? Of course he did!

"Where is that monkey...? Oh. Weight room."

Luigi walked to the weight room, a.k.a. the game room. DK was totally lifting weights. Heavy weights. He could bench (and was benching) about 550.

"Damn…" Luigi said as he walked toward the counting ape.

"47…48…49…uh…50!" DK put his weights back and slowly sat up, revolving his shoulders. "That was a good workout…I need a banana."

"Yeah, let's get some bananas," Luigi said, patting DK's large back.

"I said banana, not bananas."

"Oh, of course. A banana…"

DK smiled at the correction and walked to the kitchen, with Luigi following. When they made it, DK got the last banana out of the freezer.

"Yes! The last one! (beep)in' right!" He peeled it open and started sucking on it. "Fozen bamama…" he said with his mouth full.

Luigi just sprayed him. DK kept sucking on his banana.

"…Okay…maybe it has to process…"

It took 3 minutes for DK to eat the banana, and those were also the processing minutes. DK rushed toward the one of the kitchen windows and stared at himself. Lovingly.

"Oh, you're so sexy."

He tried to hug himself, but broke the window instead. He started crying.

"My love! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

That scream broke two more windows. One of them was in the living room.

"Wow…" Luigi said shortly before he started cracking up.

"I will find you again! I will…"

DK ran away sobbing. Luigi, still cracking up, followed him upstairs to the bathroom. Cause the bathroom had a mirror.

"It's you…DAMN, YOU'RE SO (beep)IN' SEXY!"

He yanked the mirror from over the sink and proceeded to make out with his reflection. Go DK.

"It's great that you feel the same way…"

Luigi fell backwards in hysterics. He kept laughing even though a passing Fox stepped on his face (accidentally).

"Come on. Let's go to my room and have some fun…" With that, DK and…DK…went to DK's room to do…I don't wanna think about it.

"How much fun could he possibly have with his reflection? Why the hell do I care? Where'd Fox go?"

Meanwhile…

The 2 hours had passed. Link's torturous 4 ½ minute wait was finally over. And with this great event in Link's history, Samus was wondering what she was doing there and why Zelda was naked, Roy came to his senses and was also confused as to why he was in a bubble, Peach was slapping Roy with lightning speed, and Mewtwo snapped out of it and teleported, taking his bubble with him and leaving Zelda behind.

"Zelda!"

Zelda screamed very loudly and tried to cover herself. Samus was walking away, Peach was walking after Samus, and Roy was trying to find a good angle to look at Zelda.

"Zelda, I was so worried. Come here, I'll cover you."

Zelda ran to Link. Link covered the lower half of her body with his shield, and the upper half with his tunic. So now Link was topless and wearing only those tights. The two walked out together, trying to catch Samus before she left. Roy followed, still looking for a good enough angle.

Soon they were all outside.

"Samus, we need to-" Link's question was cut short.

"Duh. Get in."

Link, Zelda, and Samus got in the ship and flew back to the mansion. Roy hung on to a booster for dear life, as he was forgotten.

"…Um…" Peach said, wondering how to get back.

Okay…though it may not be on for a few days, the new goal is 143.