…Yeah, this is late.

Luigi sat on the roof of the mansion, thinking of whom to spray next. Well, in actuality, he was hiding from the now-returning Samus and thinking of who to spray next. Soon he realized how idiotic that spot was, as Samus's ship parked in the back of the mansion and she would probably ram him with it.

"Yeah, I gotta get down."

He did a split and moonwalked to the elevator, and pressed the pretty glowing button. As he waited, he saw the ship in the horizon, coming fast. He could also hear Roy screaming like a maniac.

"Hm."

Ding! The elevator arrived, Luigi walked in quickly, everything was going fine. But, for some reason, the elevator was moving incredibly slowly.

"Oh, come on…" Luigi hopped up and down in frustration. That made the elevator go faster. Too fast.

The elevator crashed. Luigi wasn't injured, as the mansion was only 3 ½ stories tall, so he fell…2 floors. The door opened and Luigi crawled out, cursing to himself.

Samus was standing at Luigi's head.

"Hello," she said.

"Uh…" Luigi was scared to say anything that'd set her off. "Uh…hi?"

Pow! Luigi's face was stuck in the floor. Samus stormed off as Luigi tried desperately to free his face. He wasn't strong enough, but he kept trying.

20 minutes later, Samus kicked him in the ass so hard, he did a forward somersault and landed on his back.

"Ow."

Samus stormed off again. Luigi sat up and rubbed his bum, then his face.

"Well, that was a waste of life. Who should I spray next...?"

He just happened to see Yoshi walk by, humming his usual happy tune.

"…Yeah…" Luigi slowly stood and quickly followed the dino. To the screening room.

"Finally. I get to watch the greatest movie ever made…" He somehow pulled out a DVD. From somewhere.

"The Super Happy Go-Go Friend League of Joy! How did they get Barney, all of the Muppets from Sesame Street, Jay-Jay the Jet Plane, Thomas and Friends, and Dora the Explorer on the same team? It's beautiful…" Yoshi turned around and was startled by Luigi's dumbfounded gaze. "Don't do that!"

"Super Happy Friend League?"

"No…Super Happy Go-Go Friend League of Joy! Get it straight."

"Are you kidding me?"

Yoshi cradled the…(snicker) greatest movie ever. "This movie is not worthy of your presence! It's too great!"

"This room is for group entertainment only-"

"Shut up!"

Yoshi ran over to the large television, tapped the side, opening a secret flap in the wall, and put the DVD in the tray. He closed the flap and sat in one of the cushy chairs, grinning widely. Luigi would've looked at the screen, but it was way too colorful. And the music…forget about it. It would make a 4-year-old cry out in horror.

Luigi threw his shoe at the screen, breaking it and killing the movie. Yay!

"What'd you do that f-"

Yoshi was sprayed in the face, and Luigi rushed to put his shoe back on before the effect started. He wasn't late, as when he was done, Yoshi rushed out of the room. He ran upstairs and rammed a door. Luigi rushed upstairs to see what door it was.

It was Mario's.

"Oh…" Luigi said with a laugh. He looked in the room. Yoshi was licking Mario. Everywhere. Mario seemed to be yelling and laughing at the same time.

"No! Cut it out! What's gotten into you? Ha! Oh yeah, my dumbass brother, right?"

"Yep!" Luigi answered proudly.

"Please, make him stop! I'm going to suffoca-" Yoshi frenched him. (snicker) It was weird. Mario almost choked on Yoshi's tongue.

"Okay, that's enough." Luigi reached for his antidote to greatness.

It wasn't there.

"Oh well, you're screwed over. Bye!"

Mario freed himself from Yoshi's deadly kiss.

"What do you mean, 'screwed o-" And he was frenched again. Luigi laughed and closed the door. He began to look for another creature. Pikachu, perhaps?

Okay then, dudes. Let's try 157.