…Yep, nothing to say…

Luigi, for the first time in several hours, was in his room. He was lying in his bed, holding a pack of ice on that oh-so-delicate area. The pain and the swelling (he thought he had) were deteriorating slightly. He had been in that room for about 10 minutes, with the door closed. He didn't want to hear Pichu's and Mario's screams.

"Link is such a bully…this hasn't happened since high school…I don't remember it exactly, but it placed me in this position at the end."

As soon as he was done speaking, Young Link threw Sandbag on Luigi's face, laughed at him, and walked away. Sandbag rolled off slowly, revealing Luigi's frown.

"He's definitely next…"

Half an hour later…

Luigi was up and walking around. Pichu and Mario were still screaming in that room. Now Luigi searched for the little Link. He was about to search downstairs when he heard singing coming from the bathroom. The mirror-less bathroom…

"Oh, he's in there."

Luigi walked to the bathroom and slowly opened the door. Thank goodness it didn't squeak at all. The white, silk curtain created a silhouette of Young Link, sitting down, playing with small toys. There were also silhouettes of boats floating on top of the water. Yeah, Young Link was having some fun.

"Oh no! The Hand's coming back!" Young Link made screaming sounds. "No! It's picking up the boat! It's…destroying it! No! Samantha!" He now talked in a strangled, feminine voice. "Johnny…I'll…never…forget you…Johnny…" He now returned his voice to normal. "What are you waiting for? Shoot that son-of-a-bitch!" He made shooting, blasting, explosion, and roaring sounds. He screamed like a girl and hit the water with his hands. "He's not affected! We're gonna die!" Slightly deeper. "No! We must save Samantha!" Normal. "Are you mad, Johnny? That thing…it will kill you." Slightly deeper. "I'd rather die fighting for love than running in cowardice. If I don't make it alive…tell the kids…there's 5 bucks on the counter for dinner."

Luigi tried his hardest not to laugh.

"No, Johnny! Don't do it! JOHNNY!" Young Link made the sound of a speedboat driving. He screamed like a girl, then talked in that feminine voice: "Johnny? What are you-" "Samantha! I won't let you die!" He made machine gun noises and roaring sounds. "I won't let you diiiiiiiiiiiiie!" He made a gigantic splash. "JOHNNY!" he screamed in that girly voice. He started fake sobbing, then choking. He made a cracking sound, and then started laughing. "I should start taping myself. I rule."

"No need."

Young Link screamed, startled. "Who's that?"

"I already taped it. All of it." He pressed "Stop" on his voice recorder. "Where'd I get this from?"

"Get out!" Young Link yelled. Though Luigi couldn't see it, he was blushing.

"Hang on." Luigi walked toward Young Link.

"Are you going to kill me?"

He continued walking.

"If this is about that Sandbag thing, dude, get over it!"

He approached the curtain and began to grab it.

"Oh no…he's gonna see me naked…"

He lifted up the curtain to his waist and sprayed Young Link.

"Wait. You just wanted to…"

2 seconds after that, Young Link ran out of the tub, through the curtain, almost stepping on Luigi. The curtain wrapped itself around Young Link completely, so it looked like a wet ghost was running somewhere. Luigi quickly found out.

Link's room.

"…Okay…"

Luigi walked to Link's room, which took almost a minute. When he got there…

"LUIGI!"

"Yeah, he's mad again." He walked inside and ducked a nightstand that was thrown at him.

"Get this naked kid off of me!"

"KISS ME NOW!" the naked child screamed, trying to reach Link's face.

"I'd love to, but I seemed to have misplaced my antidote…"

"Damn you to hell…" Link threw Young Link into a wall. He quickly jumped at Link again, but he placed his shield in the way of Young Link's head. He fell to the floor, motionless.

"…Hmm…"

"If you value your life, you'll leave." Link unsheathed his sword.

"He's not done. When you least expect it…he'll pounce…and it'll be grand…"

"What?"

"Nothing."

Young Link jumped on Link's head, the imbalance causing him to fall to the floor. He screamed in horror. "Ew! Get off! Ahh!"

Luigi ran away as fast as he could.

I would've too…Let's try 182.