Next pairing!

Luigi was catching his breath in his lab, a.k.a. the basement. The only place where no man, woman, or creature dared to tread alone. He leaned back in his comfy office chair, wondering what he did to deserve all this.

"What did I do to deserve all this?"

He sighed and petted his baby Chain Chomp. He checked his Power Rangers clock. It read 4:17.

"Hmm. Peach should be making dinner right about now. Well, maybe not for me…but still."

He stood. "Speaking of food, I need to think of some more victims. Can't do Pichu, cause he's preoccupied."

In Mario's room, Pichu was being whipped while being forcibly bent over. Where Pikachu got a whip or why he possessed one is beyond even me.

"No, I did Peach already…I did the puffballs, can't forget that one. I'm leaving Link alone."

In Link's room, Link had wrapped Young Link in a bed sheet and was trying to beat him unconscious.

"Did Bowser. Did Marth. Did Fox. Did Roy. Did Falcon. Did Flatulence. Did…uh…Yoshi. Did DK. Did Mewtwo. Wonder where he went? I don't feel like doing Zelda or Mario. Did Nana. Did Ness. Hmm…well…no, I did Samus too…that settles it! I only have two people left! Falco and…"

Luigi shuddered. "Ganondorf…aw, man! Damn!" He whined and reluctantly walked up the steps looking for either that horrible, dirty man or that blue bird thingy. Luigi searched around the mansion for several minutes, finding nothing, no trace of either. Maybe they were out battling? Maybe they were hiding? Maybe they were plotting his doom…

As Luigi started to give up and go out back, he heard a shuffling noise coming from that direction. He shrugged it off like the idiot that he is and continued walking. When he neared the glass courtyard doors, someone tripped him. He felt the incredible weight of someone on his back. He couldn't move.

"Good work." He heard Falco speak from behind him.

"Yeah. You thought all the others were easy," Ganondorf said. He was sitting on Luigi, poking his forehead.

"No I didn't!" Luigi cried.

"Stop lying. Well, it doesn't matter anymore. Cause all of this madness you caused? There are repercussions. And as soon as Master Hand gets here…oh, you're so dead," Falco said, sounding surprisingly satisfied.

"Hey, the only reason we're working together is because he promised to pay us handsomely. I don't like either of you," Ganondorf informed.

"Okay. So how long are you holding me prisoner?" asked Luigi.

"He said he'd be here shortly to fix everything you couldn't. And to punish you," said Falco.

"Handsomely," added Ganondorf.

"Shut up," said Falco flatly.

"Well, I accomplished something…and…well…yeah…I was so close…"

12 minutes later

Master Hand busted through the ceiling, laughing maniacally. Luigi was bound to the couch by Ganondorf's magic. Falco was grinning with anticipation.

"I'll be back to tell you your punishment. Dumbass."

With that, Master Hand flew around the mansion, setting everyone who was abnormal normal again. This process took a little over a minute, as it involved snapping and plucking. Everyone who was re-reverted went to his own room and slammed the door. Plus Pichu. Mario was already in his room, rinsing his mouth out and trying to soothe the pain in his butt.

Master Hand flew back to the living room. Through the ceiling again.

"Why do you keep doing that?" Ganondorf asked, lifting his spell.

"Cause I can. Shut up. As for you, Luigi…tsk tsk. You are a supreme idiot. Did you think at all about what you were doing?"

Luigi was embarrassed to answer.

"I figured. Well, because you either killed or severely damaged many relationships and traumatized numerous people in the process and caused DK to break my windows and the bathroom mirror and…well, that's all. YOU…wait. You made Samus and Bowser destroy some of my walls. And I think Pikachu-"

"Okay, we get it," Popo said, sitting right beside Luigi. "What are you gonna do to him?"

I didn't spray him yet either…

"Since you did a whole bunch of crap that pisses me off, I sentence you to-"

Popo screamed as he was sprayed in the face by the greatness.

"Dammit Luigi, we just talked about this!" Master Hand said with a sigh.

"Sorry! Reflex…" Luigi admitted as Popo ran upstairs to Nana's room. "If I had my antidote, this would be much less of a problem."

Popo landed flat on his stomach in between Luigi and the huge hand. His leg twitched once.

"…Yeah, as I was saying-"

Luigi was hit in the head with a mallet.

"As I was saying…Luigi, I sentence you to 6 hours…in the Randomizer Dimension."

"The what?" asked Falco.

"I just created this thing 3 days ago. See, I make a dimensional rift." Master Hand's index finger glowed bright white and he made a small spiral with it. "I set the timer." Master Hand held up 3 fingers, then 6, then made a fist. 360. "When this moron gets sent to the default dimension, every hour he will be sent to a different one. Randomly, of course."

Falco clapped. Popo made a muffled moan.

"Okay Luigi, in you go," said Master Hand.

Luigi went into a rare period of deep thought. 6 hours. That would mean he'd be back at about 10:30 that night. 6 dimensions. He still had a pretty fair amount of greatness left. The antidote mattered none. This was his big chance to spread the experiment dimension-wide! And eat exotic foods! He'd have so much fun…

"Okay, I'm ready," he said. Master Hand plucked him into the rift. When Luigi had disappeared, so did the rift. "Hmm. Hope he doesn't do anything too retarded."

An angry mob of…well, everyone that was upstairs (that meant that Mewtwo was excluded) came downstairs, demanding Luigi. Well, him or his head. Either would do fine.

"Don't worry, fools. He's currently going through 6 dimensions in 6 hours. If he makes it alive, expect him tonight. Until then…" He laughed maniacally and flew through the ceiling again. "I'll fix that later," he said in the distance.

The Smashers looked around, thinking of something to do now that that jackass was gone. Ness thought of an idea.

"Anyone for Marvel Super Heroes vs. Street Fighter?"

Pikachu slapped him to the ground.

…That's it. No, not for the series. There will be a 2nd part called L.O.E: Test Group 2. When it will be posted is a mystery to me. But I assure you this. It will be in the Sonic section. (Hey, this isn't just some excuse to branch out into other fields! …What? Stop looking at me like that. I'm serious!)

Yep…see you there…this story did hella good.