'We interrupt this program to announce that Tubbyland is being attacked...' the T.V. was blabbering on about.

"Oh my gay golly gosh!" cried Tinkie Winkie. "That means the MALL is being attacked also!"

"Don't you dare start that again, Tinker Bell," Po teased. "Who even gives a care about some STUPID mall?"

The Tubbies were busy arguing about whether the mall should be crumbled down or not. And the people who were attacking Tubbyland.

'We now know what life forms are attacking. They come from Saint Faterson School.'

The Tubbies all gaped in shock at that horrible news. Except Zomo. Zomo threw a small potato. That was uncalled for, I believe.

The other Tubbies gave her a fierce look. Then Zomo began to cry.

"IT'S A SIGN FROM THE HEAVENS!" screamed Po. "ZOMO SHALL BE OUR MASCOT! HE KNOWS ALL!"

"Hear, hear!" praised the others.

Suddenly LaaLaa craved a cheese sandwich. "Ohhh...I'm SO hungry! I need CHEESE! At this rate, I'll STARVE to death!" she blabbed. "I won't have the strength to keep with the fight."

Dipsy perked up. "Fight! That's it! We'll be the ones who FIGHT them!"

"YEAH!" Po, LaaLaa, and Tinkie Winkie-A.K.A. Tinker Bell-said as they slapped hands. "Now let's go kick some Faterson butt!"

The next day, at boring school, the Tubbies made the announcement during the middle of Math.

"Ah-hem," Po cleared his throat. "Hey you guys! It's time to move your fat butts and DO something! Wanna fight?"

"We're gonna devise teams and try to defeat Saint Faterson's class, cause they're trying to take over Tubbyland!" added Dipsy.

"Is it lunch yet?" LaaLaa wondered out loud. "Cause my mommy packed me a cheese sandwich,"

But no one heard her. Cause the whole class was in an uproar of chatter.

"Let's KILL 'EM!" threatened Barney and Baby Bop. And they stood up high on the top of their desks.

"Yeah! Let's KILL 'EM!" mimicked Elmo and the Cookie Monster, as Barney and Baby Bop's desks crashed over and Mr. Santiago was hurrying over to call the cops. And Eyewitness News at 6 and 10.

"BE QUIET!" hollered Dipsy.

"Okie dokie," replied Marzipan

So the Tubbies worked hard as they chose teams for their ambush.

Groups of 5! Groups of 5!" they reminded. And finally they had groups.

Instead of me telling you, I'll just give you this nice, handy, little, chart (A/N: Just so you know, I didn't write it. LaaLaa did.)

Team Number

People in it

1.

Pom-Pom, Coach Z, Marzipan, Bubs, Stephanie

2.

ZingZingZingbah, Jingbah, Jumbah, Zumbah, Humbah

3.

Homestar, Homsar, Strong Bad, Strong Mad, Strong Sad

4.

Po, LaaLaa, Dipsy, Tinker Bell, Oswald

5.

Elmo, Cookie Monster, Barney, Baby Bop, Shii KittyKat

6.

Dora, Roxy, Bruce, any other people who are here

Ok now that you know that, we're pretty much ok with each other.

"OK! Now we've got to devise the teams into AREAS!" instructed Po.

"Hear, hear!" said the class.

And Mr. Santiago had his head on his desk. The class stared at that sight. It wasn't pretty.

Then he slowly got up, and walked to the sink and took aspirin. Cause he had a migraine headache apparently.

"I think we should continue at recess," Oswald said, noticing Mr. Santiago.

Everyone agreed. "Good idea," they all said. And they all finished their math work in total silence.