At recess, the Tubs were finishing up all their plans for the attack. And then they made sure everyone was paying attention, and began to talk.
"Ok, Group 1, you take the area behind Tubby U.S.A," Po said.
"Group 2, you're the back alley behind the fountain that looks like Mr. Warthog taking a leak," LaaLaa explained next.
"And everyone else...," began Dipsy, hesitantly.
"Uhhh...you just spread yourselves out," Tinker Bell finished. "BUT JUST SAVE THE MALL!"
Of course she-I mean HE-cared about the mall. He was gay.
"Yes ma'am! Er...SIR!" saluted Bruce. "Let's move out!"
"Uhhh...what he said," said Barney and Baby Bop.
"Yeah, what he said," mimicked Elmo and the Cookie Monster.
And all that was left to decide was when the class should ambush Saint Faterson School.
Suddenly Marzipan shouted out, "MAKE IT IN 4 DAYS! CAUSE THAT'S MY BIRTHDAY!"
"Ok, in 4 days it is!" cheered Strong Bad, Strong Mad, and Strong Sad.
"Marmarmarmarmarmarmars?" mumbled The Cheat. It meant something like 'When will we get our weapons?'
"I dunno, The Cheat, we'll have to make them I guess," replied Po.
They thought and thought and thought. And Roxy got an idea.
"I know! Let's put our allowances together and buy supplies at Tubby U.S.A!" she exclaimed.
And for once, everyone thought it was a great idea.
"We're off to buy supplies! At wonderful Tubby U.S.A!" sang all of those fat kids along the way, as they skipped happily towards the store.
And when Dora was skipping ahead, she accidentally fell into a pothole. So that was the end of her.
"Bye-bye birdie!" called out the Boohbahs, waving their hands down the pothole.
"Uh-huh," said the Tubs.
And of course no one missed her. They didn't even remember she was there.
Meanwhile at the store...
"Hmmm...we'll need these," LaaLaa said as she held up a box of "cheese logs".
"And we'll DEFINITELY we'll need this," Dipsy held up a chainsaw. "REVENGE!"
"Yeah! Hooray for the chainsaw!" everyone else chanted. Then they began to buy one of everything in the store.
And guess what? It totaled to $397.98. And they only had about $30.00.
"HOLY CRP!" THAT'S MORE THAN I MAKE IN A YEAR! EVEN THOUGH I'M RICHER THAN ALL OF YOU!" Roxy shrieked. She hollered the "ALL" part real loud so they wouldn't forget it.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah...," everyone muttered under their breaths.
Everyone hesitated about their big dilemma and then Bruce perked up.
"Hey! I know!" and he began whispering the plan to his fellow classmates.
