Hermione Granger and Severus Snape.
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Snape and Hermione
Its funny isn't it, how many unusual romance fics are on the Internet. Take for instance a romance I unfortunately stumbled upon between Ron and Trevor the toad. An experience I would like to forget. Yet, anybody has a right to write what he or she wishes, so if I want to write a fic about cavorting druid groundhogs I will write it. Also if I wish to write a satire or parody of Hermione/Snape romance, I shall write it. Regardless of the comments from others, flame all you like, you will not damage my pride nor make me remove my story.
CHAPTER 4
While Hermione was suffering inner turmoil over her potions teacher, one of her best friends was in even worse danger. He was about to be involved in a romance fic.
Ron was depressed. Well this makes sense so far. Harry didn't love him. Oh no, this can't be, Harry and Ron ARE just friends! And then Harry had the cheek to date his sister. But Harry and Ginny are made for each other, author please stop this Ron angst you're no good at writing it.
Hermione was barely talking to him. Yes she's too busy lusting after a greasy git. HE needed a girlfriend. And I need a mansion; we can't all have what we want.
It was time for the new Ron. New Ron? That sounds scary, the reader liked the old Ron. Ron took out his wand and muttered a spell, his once flaming red hair turned a brilliant shade of…The reader rolls their eyes, is this meant to be a cliff hanger, is this meant to stop our breath?
Meanwhile Hermione was stood outside Snape's office. Please say she's got detention; please say she's got detention. She pushed the door open and walked inside. Well this girl's as bold as brass isn't she.
Snape was wearing a long black robe; he stood up from his seat and turned to stare at her. Well she did just barge into his office. He muttered a spell and the door locked behind her. Useful spell that, find it in any romance fic.
"You came!" He muttered as she ran into his arms. What! This foul rendezvous was arraigned? How come the reader didn't know?
"Yes" She yelled as they kissed passionately her lips smouldering from his touch. Ewwwww is Snape on fire, quick somebody call the fire brigade.
Soon their robes lay on the ground, Snape carried Hermione to his bedchamber where they made mad passionate love, long into the night. Oh God, NO NO, can this author be serious? But unfortunately they are…. deadly serious.