Hermione Granger And Severus Snape
Chapter 6 (Note this was once chapter 8, just encase anyone is confused, I went back and joined chapters 4 and 5 together as they were both so short.)
Severus stormed along the Hogwarts corridors. Well, it's better than raining along the Hogwarts corridors. He knew just what he was looking for his brain? She was gone, he couldn't exist anymore. Hang on? Wasn't that sentence in the last chapter?
He entered his office, and slammed the door behind him, Ahh Severus Snape compulsive door and head banger. He began searching through his potion bottles, oh the description; we care so much for poor Severus we are seriously considering doing our homework instead of reading this drivel.
Soon life's torture would be over, we can only hope.
Dumbledore sat alone in his office, what did Fawkes evaporate or something? He was lonely, oh dear. It had been fifty years since his true love had died, wow! This fic actually has generated some sympathy for one of the characters. Her name had been Martha Suella, sympathy going. She had died in a freak butter churn accident sympathy gone.
He stood up and began to walk around his office; we needed to know that because? Images of his love twirling in his head please save us this internal soliloquy! He needed to hire a new personal assistant. What, that was probably the most random mood change ever! Why does Dumbledore suddenly need a personal assistant? Let me guess romance his heading his way. Little did he know how quickly a new romance was heading his way…. Oh cynics foreshadow how I love thee.
Ron kissed Lavender passionately please spare us. He was irresistible good grief what is this author taking. But she was just a bit of fun, tomorrow he would dump her for Cho Chang, so Ron is heartless, and Cho Chang will date anyone moderately important to the plot. Hermione would pay for breaking his heart, we weren't aware that she had. Harry would pay for being more popular than him, psycho Ron please leave the Big Brother house. Now was the hour of Ron's glory, anyone for Shakespeare?
Harry Potter sat alone crying in the corner any particular corner? He had lost everyone in his life that he had loved, Aww that is actually really sad. He needed somebody to talk to, how about a pickled head in a jar? There was only one person who he could think of to talk to…. Severus Snape. Right, I wonder what happened to poor old Hermione.
Snape tipped the globular green poison into his goblet of pumpkin juice, mmm yummy. Crying over the loss of his beloved Hermione why doesn't he just go out and look for her? He raised the liquid to his lips, and opened his mouth, however somebody knocked it from his hands, which has got to be one of the worst bits of description I have ever read. Snape starred at his saviour, it was Harry Potter. Is this meant to be deeply ironic, or just deeply boring?
"Severus!" cried Harry. "Just because you have lost your true love does not mean that you must kill yourself and fall forever into a torrent of pain and misery you must go and look for her I will come with you because I also have lost the only people whom I will ever love." Arghhhhhh! Harry for goodness sake jump in a well, or at least use punctuation when you speak!
Snape smiled sadly,
"Yes Harry we shall go and find my beloved Hermione."