Hermione Granger And Severus Snape
Chapter 8
Harry and Severus crawled through the forbidden forest, gee boys I'm sure that's the most likely place for her to have gone. Besides why crawl what's wrong with walking? Where could she be, well according to the last chapter in some old abandoned shack. They had been trudging for hours, aww so they were trudging not crawling.
"Harry." Said Snape suddenly; "I want to apologise for being such a bastard for all these years."
"That's okay Severus," Replied Harry "Because now we are best friends." And Barney is a dinosaur with an imagination.
"Yes, we are the two musketeers!" Smiled Severus and they began to skip through the forest while frantically calling out Hermione's name and tripping over tree roots. Anyone else getting Monty Phython imagery here?
Lord Voldemort was the most feared wizard in the wizarding world, well until the directors do a Peter Jackson and cut him out. The entire world was under his control, well practically the whole world. Or the whole world except England, Whales, Ireland, Scotland, France and Sweden. Yet he was lonely, aren't we all. He needed someone to love. Unfortunately his reverie was broken off by the appearance of his minion Wormtail, rather than Wormtongue who was too busy looking at pictures of Eowyn on the internet.
"What is it?" He asked his minion coldly.
" M, m, m, m, master, we have a guest." Wormtail trembled.
"Who is it?"
" A boy?"
"Which boy? Is it Harry Potter? Has he finally agreed to join me on the dark side?"
Wormtail gave his master a confused look "No, no, no Sir its Ron Weasley, his best friend."
Voldemort sighed lazily, "Oh in that case kill him."
But before he could say anymore Ron Weasley now Ripper swaggered into the room. Kicked his studded leather boots off and lighted a cigarette. Voldemort and Wormtail starred at him in amazement before coughing because of the smoke.
"Now Voldie my man." Began Ron, "I'll cut to the quick."
Voldemort spluttered, "I'll cut you…."
But Ron continued "You and I both want Potter dead, and I'll kill him for you on one tiny condition."
"And what's that?" Asked Voldemort coldly.
"You adopt me as your son and heir."
Voldemort paused and considered for a moment, before answering
"Deal."