Hermione Granger

And

Severus Snape

Chapter 10

A/N: Sorry for the wait, however I swear this fic will be updated FAR more regularly (preferably once a week.) This fic has nearly got more plots than "Love Actually".

  The halls of Hogwarts were bustling with people but Draco Malfoy didn't care. Oh well at least this isn't another "guess my Latin Middle name" contest. His life as a cold sarcastic Slytherin was becoming boring, spending all day trying to work out what gender Blaize Zambini is would bore me too. Crabbe and Goyle were little better than pet rocks, they were bodyguards not friends.   

   He was under a lot of pressure from his parents; they were trying to squash him with his pet rock collection. All his father wanted him to do was to uphold the family honour by becoming a Deatheater, as opposed to beefeater. His mother just sat looking vain and elegant. He needed love in his life, that or a Moulin Rouge DVD.

  Ron Weasley sat in the empty Gryffindaw common room, that makes sense I suppose all the Gryffindaws were out in the "bustling corridors". His mouth was twisted into a sadistic smile, can't quite imagine that but it sounds painful. He could barely believe his look, he was the Dark Lord's heir, he was the next Lord Voldemort. However one small obstacle lay in his path, Draco's pet rock collection? Killing Harry Potter, in the post painful way possible.

  He took out his "Evil Deeds" Notebook and began to scribble down a list.

"THINGS DO TO DO WHEN I TAKE OVER FROM VOLDIE."

1) Force Hermione to marry me.

2) Buy all the different variants of Monopoly.

3) Sack Wormtail and hire some evil babes.

4) Form truces with Darth Vader and Sauron.

5) Buy bottle green sports car.

6) Destroy all copies of the Matrix films.

7) Rig the U.S presidential elections.

8) Kill Draco Malfoy.

9) Steal Harry Potter book 6.

10) Cameo in the Simpsons.

Yes, Ron Weasley was now truly evil.

Albus Dumbledore had never been so happy; he started to hum a merry little tune as he sat writing staff timetables in his office. He was in love, and everything was fun. Yes so Dumbledore is happy, can we go back to Draco now? He had found in Fleur the love of his life, and she loved him to. Yes okay, now can we get back to Draco?

As Albus flicked through that morning's owls he noticed a slightly strange letter.

"Dear Headmaster Dumbledore of Hogwarts School,

My name is Loch Nessy and I work at the American ministry of magic. Due to a recent transfer I have had to move to England. (Together with my wife Bagpippuy and our perfect daughter Mary Sue.)

    Mary Sue is very perfect and I would be grateful if you could find it in your heart to give her a place at your school.

    Yours Demandingly Loch Nessy."

A/N: Sorry for the shortness. Okay who wants to be my template for Mary Sue? Just write a review and tell me how OTT you want me to make her.