Hermione Granger And Severus Snape
Chapter 11
A/N: Sorry for the wait, but exams etc call.
Mary Sue landed her Firebolt perfectly on the Hogwarts lawns how come she is allowed to ride to school? Wouldn't the ministry have something to say about that? And patted her long perfect blonde hair, great so she's a walking Barbie doll. Her Hogwarts robes just made her look even more spotless and perfect than normal.
Then picking up her firebolt and matching suitcase and vanity case headed inside the school. She walked straight into the great hall, and she new exactly where that was how? The entire school were assembled to meet her, WHY? Except Harry and Snape who were still off trudging and Hermione who was still in her shack.
"Ah Mary Sue." Welcome, said Dumbledore standing up from the teacher's table and smiling at her.
"Er like Hi." Said Mary Sue in her perfect American accent. What on Earth is a perfect American accent?
All of the boys in the hall were gaping at her in amazement, slap them girls, slap them.
"Are you ready to be sorted?" Asked Dumbledore, pointing to the sorting hat, which was perched on its stool in the centre of the room.
She didn't answer just enigmatically and glided over to the stool what she's using her firebolt to get to the stool?. And placed the hat on her head.
There was a pause and the hat yelled,
"Gryffindor!" Gee that's original, I have never to this day encountered a Mary Sue who was sorted into Hufflepuff.
Mary Sue pranced elegantly over to the Gryffindor table and sat in Hermione's vacant seat in between Ginny and Neville.
"Hi Mary Sue!" They exclaimed in unison, what's the betting they will now fire questions at her so she can inform them about her tragic back-story.
"So, what's your favourite subject?" Asked Ginny cheerfully, and so the inane questioning begins.
"Divination," she replied with a flick of her hair, "I'm a true seer."
"Oh," gulped Ginny before returning with another question,
"So what's your wand like?"
"Oh, that, I rarely use one, I can use wandless magic." Mary Sue answered batting her eyelashes at Neville.
Blushing Neville asked, "Do you like my toad Mary Sue."
"Yes, back on the ranch I used to breed toads." She returned in her musical voice, eew gads this Mary Sue is weird.
"So are you single?" Asked Dean Thomas who was gazing at her.
"Yeah," she replied beaming at him.
Ginny turned and pretended to vomit into her napkin, I like Ginny in this fanfic.
During the course of dinner Mary Sue ate everything that was offered to her, but still informed them she was a dress size 6. (This drew wondrous looks from Pavarti and Lavender.) Bring back Boris Teabag, all is forgiven.
And she informed them she was just turned eighteen, and was fluent in Latin, Spanish, Chinese, Troll, Mermish, Italian and Ewok. That she had won sixteen beauty pageants, wrote a book on hair care and had a dark secret she couldn't possibly reveal at least until the next chapter….