Hermione Granger and Severus Snape?
Chapter 13
Vivien
Ron Weasley leant over the potion he was secretly brewing and cackled evilly this is most definitely not a good development, and would someone please inform the wretched author that Young Master Weasley is not a character from Macbeth. It was a powerful love potion. And that would be useful because? Mixed with a deadly poison how very random. She would love him then…….DIE!
Good grief whoever this poor, and not yet introduced to the plot female is I pity her. Mind you given the quality of the writing she might be grateful of an early death scene.
Draco Malfoy and Ginny Weasley were taking a romantic moonlit stroll through Hogsmede presumably after somehow managing to somehow sneak out of school? They were celebrating their engagement good grief! Poor Ginny is only what 17? And she was still pining for him in the library 4 chapters ago, this engagement business is rather sudden, what.
Neither of them cared what his father would think of their relationship which probably wasn't a very good idea. They would deal with that chasm when it arrived yes by plunging down to certain death. So what if she was a blood traitor and he was a pure blood, their love would conquer all and utilise every cliché in existence.
Mary Sue was not having a good day and oh how we pity her. She had just learned of her beloved Draco's engagement to that ginger freak as a redhead I deeply resent that. But she had a plan of her own, she would sneak down to the dungeons a brew a deadly love/poison potion oh what a highly original idea.
She tiptoed down to the dungeons, unaware that somebody was already at work there well at least we know it's not Snape he's still of tramping through a forest. Wonder what 'Friends of the Earth' would have to say about that, hmmmmm.
Hermione Granger was not happy, due to her poverty she had been forced to take a job as a servant why the fudge do Hogwarts students manage to end up in Jane Eyre esq. situations in a perfectly modern wizarding world. I bet she's working in a huge gothic manor. She was working in a huge gothic manor sigh, told you so. She was a governess to the Master of the manor's young son ohhh joy. She had never met the child's father, having met only the manor's aged yet kindly housekeeper all those who think Charlotte Bronte should sue for defamation of literary common sense say 'I'.
She could not stop thinking about her beloved Severus. And was secretly hurt that he had not searched for her he has, but in a seemingly unending and vaguely comical forest. Occasionally she even missed Harry and Ron meh if I ran away from home leaving all my friends and family behind I'm sure I'd occasionally miss them.
'Oh good Sir Severus, where shalt we search next for your beloved maiden, fair and sweet Hermione.' Ohhh joy the stupid, random, pointless and annoying old English has returned with vengeance.
'Oh most gracious Harry, I no longer have any suspicions as to the location of my most beloved and adored true love, so by the grace of good king Richard…' What the heck is this author smoking! Or maybe she just copied and pasted this from a previous 'Robin Hood' fanfic. 'Let us take out our lutes and sing a merry song.' Severus replied.
Severus took out his lute please, please let me go and write an essay on circuit breakers. And began to play a happy tune, and all the woodland elves came out a did a merry dance no more, please no more.
Lord Voldemort was growing concerned whoa talk about a random, if well timed situation switch. His heir Ronald Weasley had not yet managed to kill Harry Potter anything to stop the lute party going on in the previous paragraph. If that boy was not very careful, Voldemort would take matters into his own hands. And End Chapter on vague cliffhanger.