Sirius and Remus lock themselves in a small room running from Filch. What are two teenage boys to do? Slash. PWP, or Plot to be Determined.

"Life is boring without other people to care about." -Betty, Late Nights. Matrix Fanfic.

Author's Note: This is a good old PWP. Porn Without Plot. There is a small plot, but it's tiny. Very hard to see. Sirius and Remus are seventh years and this is before the Whomping Willow incident.

Slash warning!

Honey

"Sirius hurry! Filch is right behind us!" Remus read the map while he ran.

They were both laughing, gasping as they ran.

"Maybe you shouldn't..." Gasp. "...have dyed Mrs. Norris purple?"

"Oh come on...Remus!"Sirius laughed gaspingly.

"You know that..."Pant. "...cat had it coming!"

"But, Sirius..."

Sirius spotted an door, and yanked Remus in behind him.

The room was small only two by five feet.

"We lost him I think." Sirius snickered.

Their bodies pressed together as Sirius closed the door behind them.

By the time Remus had caught his breath enough to think. Sirius had his tie removed and half his buttons undone.

"Sirius! What are you...?"

"I want you. Right now."

"But..."

"Don't worry I put up a Silencing Charm already." The blue eyed animgus whispered against his bare skin.

Sirius' head moved down and licked Remus' left nipple lightly.

"Oh, Merlin."

The hand that held the map shot to the wall in front of him for support, and his other covered Sirius' hand at his own waist. Warm, wet, soft lips assaulted his chest and stomach.

Sirius paused a moment to grin up at him.

"Merlin has nothing to do with it, Moony." Sirius knelt and began to unbutton the smaller man pants.

Remus arched into his hands and against the wall.

Sirius freed Remus' erection quickly and took him in his mouth.

Remus moaned, his legs trembled. The wall, and Sirius' hands at his waist were the only thing that kept him from sliding to the floor.

They'd been together so long Padfoot knew exactly how to bring him to the edge and back again.

He withered, moaned and gasped.

"Shit! Sirius!"

Thrusting into Sirius' as he fucked him with his mouth.

Finally he couldn't stand it any more and threaded his fingers into his black hair, squeezing gently.

"Sirius...Please...!" Sirius grinned around him and hummed happily.

Remus came screaming.

Sirus wasn't done yet.

While Moony was still in the after-glow of the handsome Gryffindor's work, Sirius removed his pants and started work on Remus' body again.

It took several moments for his body to respond, but it did. Slowly as Sirius stroked Remus' penis to attention.

Sirius picked up Remus by his thighs an using the wall as leverage carefully cast a lubrication a spell.

He held Remus' thighs and positioned himself.

"You ready?"

Eyes glazed with desire Remus just nodded mutely.

And the one smooth, hard thrust Padfoot was inside him.

Sirius kissed him covering Remus whimper.

It only took second for him to find Remus' prostate.

Harder...

Faster...

Sweat soaked skin.

Screams...

Moans...

Bloody trails left across his back.

They came together.

In a rush of adrenaline, blood and sweat.

Sirius brushed a stray strand from Remus' face, smiling.

"You always did taste like honey to me." He kissed Remus gently.

"I love you, Remus." The brown haired man just smiled up at his friend and lover.

"I know Sirius."

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Author's Note: I'm think I might give this a plot, should I?

And remember always use a condom during sex. We aren't magical like Harry, we can't heal all things with a potion a spell.

And don't just leave it up to the guys, girls! It's your choice too!

Thank you.