Disclaimer: Never have, never will. In other words I don't own it.
Me: Yes! Thankies for the reviews! This has been a honor to work here! Oh wait..I'm to young to have a job..and I don't work at read the freaking story! Ha! By the way, I can never seem to keep a story serious so here's the idiotic part of the plot! So this is nothing but humor! By the way Maes isn't dead in here! Yip, Yip Hurray!
Chapter 2: Can You Tell Me Now?
"So what are you going to get me?" Ed asked with a devious look on his face.
"You'll just have to wait and find out then now won't you?" Roy said with his trademark smirk. Ed smirked back. Again, Roy got scared. So Roy smirked harder. So did Ed but harder. So now they were having a smirking contest.
Just then Riza burst through the door with another stack of papers. "Sir you have to have this done..by..." she looked at Ed and Roy's scary 'supposed to be smirks.' "Am I interrupting something?" The two faced her. Roy glared at the papers while Ed just kept smirking like crazy. Unfortunately for Roy he fainted because he was so tired of looking at the papers and thinking of trying to finish it all by today so he just..fainted.
When Ed heard a 'thump' he spun around to look at the unconscious Roy on the floor. So being the kiddy little Ed he was he started poking Roy's stomach. He giggled. Yes he g-i-g-g-l-e-d. So Ed poked it again and he giggled again. Riza just looked at the two and decided it was time to leave. She had know idea what was going on before she barged into the room and she hadn't a clue what was going on when she actually barged in. So she backed away very slowly then shut the door as she left.
Roy woke up in a daze right after Riza left. He felt something weird on his stomach then tried to clear his vision and focus on the 'thing'. It was Ed still poking his stomach and giggling. Roy was shocked. Shocked I say! Ok maybe not that shocked. He was more mad at the fact Ed kept poking him and it was starting to tickle. Roy let out a giggle. Ed stared into Roy's eyes. Roy stared back at Ed. Ed shot death glares. So did Roy. They were so caught up in their staring contest that they didn't notice that Ed had climbed on top of Roy and was glancing right in his face.
Just then Maes walked in with pictures of Elysia in his hands with a big grin on his face. He looked down at Rpy and Ed and slowly backed away. Unfortunately Ed and Roy glanced at Maes before he had a chance to run out the door.
"Hey you made a spelling mistake mighty authoress! See where it says 'Rpy' when it's supposed to be 'Roy'!" yelled little old Maes.
"So I did? What does it matter when it's 3:28 in the morning. I'm really tierd gklhf'
"Did she just fall asleep on the keyboard?" Ed asked.
"I think so," said Roy. "Now can you please get off me Edward!"
"IT WAS THREE IN THE BED AND THE LITTLE ONE SAID ROLL OVER!"
"Finally she's awake!" Ed yelled girly.
"My dumb cat woke me u-ACK!" author's cat starts eating her hand.
"Hey can we move on so we can go back to our lives?" Roy asked the smart and beautiful authoress.
"Your not that smart ya know," stupid Roy said.
"Hey I'm not stup-ACK!" the mighty authoress sick's the cat on him.
"Hahahahahahahaha..haha...ha...heh-heh. OKAY! Back to the story at the part where Maes walks in before he corrected me on my mistake."
Mighty authoress presses the rewind button and then press play.
Just then Maes walked in with pictures of Elysia in his hands with a big grin on his face. He looked down at Roy (Ha!) and Ed and slowly backed away. Unfortunately Ed and Roy glanced at Maes before he had a chance to run out the door.
Roy pushed Ed off him and grabbed the pictures out of Maes hands. He looked quickly at all of them and handed it back to the other fellow. "Now that I saw all your ridiculous pictures of your child..GET OUT MY OFFICE!" He shoved Maes out the door and locked it.
"Why did you lock the door?" Ed asked.
"Because I'm tired of people barging into my office without permission!" yelled the frustrated Roy more to the people snooping around the door than Ed.
Ed stared. Then started to think about random things. 'He looks hot in that uniform..hmm..I wonder what he looks like in a skirt?' He pictured it in his head. 'ACK! That's just wrong. I wonder if Envy just wears a skirt or is there shorts under it? He sounds like a girl..I wonder if he is a girl..maybe he's half palm tree because his/her hair looks like the top of one.' Ed just kept staring at Roy lost in his thoughts.
"Ed you know it's rude to stare," Ed snapped out his thoughts and stared at the little palm tree in his office. 'Hmm..Envy looks like that tree.' Ed thought. "Ed!" again he glanced around and landed on Roy once more.
'Ed looks like a girl when he has his hair down..at least he's not like 'Envy the Palm Tree' heh-heh.' Roy thought. "Ed stop staring, you look like a little kid waiting to be fed."
"WHO YOU CALLING A LITTLE KID THAT HAS TO HAVE A BOOSTER SEAT TO EAT IN A RESTAURANT BECAUSE HE CAN'T SEE PASS THE TABLE!" yelled the infuriated Ed.
"I didn't say any of that!" Roy countered.
"Anyway, like I said earlier: WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO GET ME FOR CHRISTMAS!" Ed cheered.
"Like I said, you'll just have to wait and see won't you," said Roy.
"I want to know NOW!" yelled Ed as he stomped up to Roy and was directly in his face.
"You can't," those two words made Ed even more angry, so you know what he did? He kissed him because he felt like it! He put all his anger into the kiss and shoved Roy into the wall. So they were having a little make-out session here. Odd isn't it? "Ed I..can't..breath," Roy said between kisses Ed was giving him.
"Deal with it," was all Ed said before he started kissing Roy's neck. Since when did Roy become the uke? Anyway Ed was spoiling him with kisses. Then Ed stopped with all the kissing and the spoiling. "So now are you going to tell me what you're getting me for Christmas?" Ed asked with a divine smirk on his face.
"What if I said no?" Roy said, he too with a smirk on his face.
"Then I'll just have to keep kissing you till I get an answer then huh?" said Ed as he started trailing kisses all over Roy. He let out a quiet moan.
"If you plan to do this until I answer then I'm guessing I won't tell you until a long time," said Roy.
"That's okay by me," said Ed still trailing kisses down Roy's neck.
Me: YES! I'm done with this chapter! I had this half written but never got time to finish it. See my mom doesn't know I write yaoi and so does my sister. They're always around me! I'm sorry! -bows- Besides that my schedule is always tied up! It's killing me! Anyway I hope to have the next chapter up in a week or less. Again I'm sorry for the late update!
Your little friend,
-Nekogirltheanimefreak-