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Me: You guys probably don't even read this stuff at the top huh? If you do all I have to say is: Yippy! My third chapter! So on with the story and yes, the characters are OOC a little...okay maybe a lot! And Al is still armor!

Chapter 3: Burn down HQ Hahaha!

After Ed and Roy's little "make-out session" they went back to work. Roy went back to reading, reviewing, and signing papers while Ed went back to Al and the snooping people a.k.a Havoc, Riza, and Maes went back to doing their regular jobs. Everything was back to normal until...

"WHO YOU CALLING A BEAN TOO SMALL TO CHEW!"

You know who that was right? Yep you guessed it, it was Ed and his temper tantrum.

"I didn't say any of that!" Riza yelled back in defense.

"Whatever," then Ed left her office that was now a mess after he destroyed everything in his "problem."

"Brother why do you always do that?" Al asked while they were walking through the hallway.

"Do what Al?"

"You know..when you think someone calls you short you have a little temper tantr-" Al stared at his brother with fire in the background and eyes.

"What..do..you..mean?" Ed said between gritted teeth and twitching eye.

"Never mind!" Al said quickly.

"That's what I thought you said."

Just then Roy snuck up on them because I told him so!

"Boo!"

"Ahh!" Al and Ed screamed their heads off and jumped ten feet in the air. But because the ceiling was so low in that section they ended up slamming through ceiling with their bodies dangling.

"I'M GONNA KILL YOU ONCE I GET DOWN FROM HERE MUSTANG!" Ed screamed his head off while trying to tug his head out the newly formed hole.

"Is that a threat?" said Roy casually.

"HELL YA THAT'S A THREAT!"

"Oh really?" again Roy said it all casually.

"YES! AND ONCE I GET DOWN I'M GONNA KISS THE HELL OUT OF YOU!"

Al sweatdropped and wondered if they forgot about him.

"I'll being looking forward to that," Roy said as he started to leave Ed in the hole.

Ed heard the footsteps of Roy leaving and whimpered. "Wait! Please come back!"

Roy stopped in his tracks and walked back casually. "Pretty please with sugar on top?" Roy mocked.

"Yes pretty please with sugar on top!" Ed yelled desperately.

"Ok," Roy yanked Ed out but Ed fell on top of him and almost crushed Roy's ribs.

"I was just kidding! Now I'm gonna kiss the hell out of you! Hahahahaha!" He launched forward and started..well..kissing the hell out of Roy to the point where he couldn't breath..again.

Now I didn't forget Al! Let's take a peek at Al's thought's right now! In Al's thoughts: 'Fuck you brother! You expect me to just be stuck in here all day while you have a make-out session with Roy!Arghhh! I'm gonna kick your ass when I get out here!...What the hell is that moving in the corner? Why is it staring at me like that? Why is there a hundred of them!' "Ahhhhhh!" screamed Al.

"Al!" Roy and Ed said at the same time as they jumped up and tried to yank out Al, but he was too big.

"THERE GONNA EAT ME ALIVE AND TEAR MY FLESH OFF!" yelled Al.

"Al don't be stupid! You don't have any flesh!" said Ed.

"Says you!" Al countered.

Roy thought of an idea: 'What if I made a circle of fire around Al and he'll just collapse on the ground. There'll be a 20 percent chance the whole building wouldn't burn down though...well I'll have to take a chance! Besides, if this place burns down then the evil papers will die along with it! Hahahahaha!'

"Okay Ed this is the plan: You back away from Al while I'll make a ring of fire around Al's body. More in likely he'll just fall and then the fire will continue to burn until the whole headquarters is destroyed."

"...okay..." Ed wasn't sure if that was a good idea so he transmuted something into a water hose to put the fire out if it did burn the whole place down.

So Roy made the ring of fire around Al and he fell on top of Roy which hurt like hell. When the fire started to spread Ed got out the hose and sprayed it down.

"Hey why didn't you let it burn the whole place down!" Roy yelled in aggravation as Al got off him.

"Because people are in here!" Ed shot back.

"So!"

"So?"

"They deserve to die for them always barging in on me! Actually now that I think about it I could always come back later when no ones here and burn it down."

"If you do, we won't be able to make out anymore!" Ed said.

"Your right pipsqueak. I never thought of it that way," said Roy smirking.

Ed turned red then redder then redder-er then redder-er-er...umm...redder-er-er-er? Those aren't even words! Anyway Ed got so mad he pounced Roy and kissed him! Yes Ed does have a problem of 'when-he-gets-mad-kiss him' case. Weird huh?

Al was forgotten yet again and got carried off by the hundreds of rats that were staring at him.. waiting.. plotting.. taking sips of tea..then plotting some more! Hahahahaha! Any who everyone seemed to have forgotten poor little Al. Ed and Roy continued making out on the floor just kissing and nothing more you perverts! The nosey people from headquarters started taking pictures as they snuck behind plants and things planning on selling it at Ebay.Roy planned to burn them when he was down making out with Ed.

So there was the end of the day at headquarters! One hour later Ed and Roy went back too work..whatever their work is and Roy destroyed the negatives (the pictures.) And Al returned home because the rats dropped him off in their pimped out GMC Jimmy car with banging sound systems and tv monitors everywhere. Wonder what's gonna happen tomorrow..hmm...

Me: Yes this story is retarded and it only took me two hours to make and type. It's 4:26 a.m and I'm not even tired! If you didn't notice by now I'm nocturnal! I sleep in the day and wake up at night! Actually I sleep till one o' clock p.m. my life sucks! Didn't I update fast though? My Mom and sister are asleep so I had no trouble typing this. So review please! I promise to make the next one longer!