N/A: Please, Don't kill me! I don't want to offend any Orochimaru fans by this chapter. I have my own C2 community called LOL Naruto! So if you want to submit a story or become a staff writer please contact me (I could really use it)! If you don't at least subscribe! Thanks a bunch!
Kabuto
Kabuto's answering machine message:
You have reached Kabuto's phone line. I am probably at home, but won't able to answer the phone. (Yells at the background) Orochimaru-sama! What did I tell you about sitting close too close to the TV screen! (To machine) As I was saying I am probably at home but too busy to answer the phone. (To Orochimaru) Stop playing with your vegetables and start eating them! Don't make me take away your dessert! ( Back to machine) Feel free to leave a message if you want. (Shouts to Orochimaru) How many times do I have to tell not to run with scissors! If you don't let go of the shiny object this instant I'll give you a time out! (Speaking to answering machine) I'll try to get back to you as soon as possible. (Screams at the background) What did I tell you about putting foreign objects in your mouth! Spit that thing out right now or your grounded! beep...
Messages on Kabuto's answering machine:
Message #1
(Orochimaru) Kabuto! Kabuto! Kabuto! I want Sasuke! I want Sasuke! I want Sasuke! I want my little stuffed Sasuke doll to sleep with me while I take my nap! (Kabuto coughs in background) Orochimaru-sama, why are you leaving a phone message on my answering machine when I'm right here? (Orochimaru screams) Sasuke! Sasuke! Sasuke! (Kabuto grumbles) Fine! Fine! Fine! Here you go. Now you better take a nap right now.
Message #2
(Orochimaru) I'm Huuunnngggrrryyy! I'm Hungry! I want some Lucky Charms! (Kabuto) Lucky Charms? For lunch? (Orochimaru in whining voice) I want Lucky Charms! I want to eat those little marshmallows in those cool shapes. (Kabuto grumbles) Ok. Ok. Here you go.
Message #3
(Happy Orochimaru) Yippeee! This is a pot of gold! This is a rainbow! This is a horse shoe! This is a four-leaf clover. This is...oh no...what is this? What is it! What is it! What is it! (Kabuto yells desperately.) Orochimaru-sama stop frantically running around in circles with your arms in the air and that stupid marshmallow in your hand.
Message #4
(Orochimaru) I squished it! I squished it! I squished it! Oh no...I squished it! Tell me what it is! What is it! (Kabuto) It's a lump of pink coal! Now go back to your lunch this instant. Do you want me to punish you!
Message #5
(Itachi) Hello. I'm just calling to tell you that Kisame and I are coming over today!
Message #6
(Itachi) Kabuto I want some macaroni and cheese. (Orochimaru) Kabuto I want some more Lucky Charms. (Kisame) Kabuto I want a 10 feet long fish stick. (Kabuto) Itachi here's your macaroni and cheese. Orochimaru-sama here's your Lucky Charms. Kisame I don't have any 10 feet long fish sticks, so I got you these fishsticks shaped like numbers. (Itachi) This isn't macroni and cheese! This is cheese and macaroni! (Orochimaru) Oh my gosh! What! What is this the is this oddly shaped green marshmallow! (Kisame) I don't know how to count!
Message #7
(Orochimaru) Kabuto we're not hungry anymore. We demand that you bring Sasuke over here so that we can play with him. (Kabuto annoyed) Here's your stuffed Sasuke doll. I can't bring you the real one because he's been kidnapped by a girl named Haruno Sakura. So just play nice with this Sasuke you three. If you don't I'll make you stand in the corner.
Message #8
(Orochimaru) Kabuto Itachi's trying to take Sasuke away from me. (Itachi) Sasuke's mine! (Kabuto) Orochimaru-sama! Itachi! Stop fighting over Sasuke! Kisame, go back to your corner right night or I'll take away your fish sticks! (Orochimaru) He's mine! (Itachi) Sasuke belongs to me! (Kisame taunting Kabuto) I don't like your fishsticks anyway! (Angry Kaubto) Get back here you over-sized fish! I'll kill you and sell you to a tuna factory!
Message #9
(Orochimaru) Kabuto! Kabuto! Sasuke's broken! Now the head isn't connected to the body anymore. It's all Itachi's fault! Punish him! (Itachi) No it isn't! If you have just given Sasuke to me then he wouldn't be broken. (Kabuto) If you both don't shut up, I'll punish you both! (Orochimaru) But Itachi started it! (Itachi) Did not! (Orochimaru) Did too! (Itachi) Did not! (Orochimaru) Did too! (Kisame) Look I found this butcher knife! It's all shiny and sharp! (Kabuto) Kisame! Put that knife down right now or I'll...do something bad!
Message #10
(Orochimaru) Kabuto, we're hungry again. (Itachi) I want some macaroni and cheese. (Orochimaru) Lucky Charms! (Kisame) Fish sticks! But I don't want those icky number ones. (Kabuto grumbles) Itachi here's your macaroni and cheese. Orochimaru-sama here's your Lucky Charms. Kisame here's your Fishsticks, they're shaped like the alphabet letters. (Orochimaru) It's a yellow lump of coal! (Itachi) Why is my cheese yellow? I demand that you make it white! (Kisame) I hate fishsticks!