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Chapter 5: I Need To Know!

Today is a wonderful day for our beloved Ed. The reason why is because today is the day when he asks Roy what he's getting him for Christmas. He had a good feeling that Roy was going to tell him. So without further ado, let the havoc begin!

Ed walked into the office of everyone's dream guy, Roy Mustang. He trudged all the way up to the desk and stared at Roy.

Roy, who was signing the dreaded papers of doom, didn't seem to notice the little bundle of joy in front of him. So Ed just kept staring at his loved one and kept thinking of random things that popped into his head. Let's take a peek like we always do shall we: 'I wonder if Roy ever wore tights before?' the sickly image of Roy wearing tights (XD) made his eyes burn. He rubbed his eyes trying to scratch the 'never should be seen again' image out his head. After the weird image was out his head he started to wonder off in space.

Roy finally realized that someone was standing in front of him so he set down his favorite pen to pay attention to his client, in this case it's Ed, "Do you need something Ed?"

Ed was pulled abruptly out his thoughts to respond, "Yes I do...What are you getting me for Christmas?"

Roy gritted his teeth together trying to stay calm. He still didn't know why Ed kept asking the same question over and over again but answered the question that was oh so common, "You will just have to wait till tomorrow Ed, now please let me finish my work," he picked up his favorite pen and starting reviewing and signing papers.

Ed just stood there looking completely innocent and short as the scratching of the pen echoed in the room. He blinked a couple times thinking of what to do for the past time.

Roy was getting annoyed that Ed was still here and distracting him from his work. So being the patient person he was, waited till Ed would get bored and leave, but Ed just stayed in his position not moving one bit. Roy was losing his patience by the second so he stood up and walked over to Ed.

It's a real shame Ed wasn't paying any attention though or he would've heard Roy call him short.

Roy lost all his patience just then and started poking Ed in the head. The blonde was still staring into space though, no matter how hard you poke him.

Just then, Maes and his dreaded pictures of no return, walked in. "Ohh Roy!" he sang.

The horrifying voice filled his ears and all the little voices in his head were telling Roy to run and keep running till you can't run no more! He turned around slowly and the first thing he saw was a picture of Eylisia. "Get that photo out my face or I'll burn it along with this whole freaking hell hole."

Maes frowned. "I was tied in Riza's office for the whole night along with Havoc and his whining, the least you could do for me is look at the damn photos."

"What if I don't want to?"

"Then I'll force you."

"But what if that doesn't work? What if I said that I'll burn your pictures first? What if I said I had a rabid monkey in my closet and it hasn't been feed in days and it was looking for fresh meat? What would you do if I locked you in that same closet and let yourself get ripped to shreds! How does that sound Maes? Well!"

Maes, completely horrified by now, stared wide-eyed at Roy then turned his attention to Ed who was still staring into space, completely zoned out of the world around him. Maes started getting weird ideas that Roy was putting some zombie spell on him so he grabbed Ed by the shoulders and shook him where you could get a brain concussion.

Ed, who was paying full attention by now, narrowed his eyes and slapped Maes' hands away. "Why are you shaking me you dimwit!"

Maes blinked then stared at Roy then stared back at Ed and then Roy again and then Ed again and then said.."So you weren't putting a spell on Ed?"

Ed sweatdropped and Roy just stared blankly at Maes.

Roy cleared his throat, closed his eyes and said in a dangerously low voice. "Get out my office right now or I'll kill you-" Roy snapped his eyes open looking directly at Maes with burning eyes-"and don't ever come back unless I ask for your assistance."

Maes squeaked and left immediately.

Ed stared at Maes' dust trail then stared back at his beloved. Then blinked..then blinked some more..then said, "You have a rabid monkey in your closet?"

"No, not really, I just wanted Maes out my office so I could get back to work."

"Oh...so what are getting me for Christmas?"

Roy growled.

"Never mind," Ed squeaked out.

So they just stood there for some time staring at each other.

Ed finally broke the silence because he couldn't take it anymore, "So you want to go see what Al's doing?"

"Sure."

So Ed and Roy walked down the hallway that led to Riza's office and heard a shout..then a scream..then a loud gunshot..and then a plea for help? So being the nice duet they are, Ed and Roy made their way to Riza's office and hesitantly opened the door and were greeted by the sight of...

"Holy crap, why are you guys in tutus?" Ed said pointing to Havoc and Maes in tutus with pixie dust sprinkled on them. It was a horrible sight indeed. In fact, so horrible that Ed had to cover his burning eyes.

Havoc whimpered pointing to Riza who was pointing her guns at both Maes and Havoc. "She made us!"

"Quiet!" Riza growled then shot daggers at Ed and Roy with her eyes then stared directly at Maes, "Now I want an explanation to why you would go into my desk, take out my journal without my permission, and show it to everybody in this building! Now you really need to learn some respect for other peoples privacy," she turned her head toward Havoc, "and you too!"

Roy wasn't going to let his comrades get killed by their fellow lieutenant. So he jumped in the fight.

"Please put the guns down Lieutenant Hawkeye," Roy said in the most serious voice he could do.

So Riza just gave Roy the most inhuman glare and said.. "No."

Click

"Now dance," Riza shot her gun at everybody's feet and laughed like crazy making them dance, that is until she ran out of bullets and ran away at the speed of light.

Everyone just stared at the trail of dust she left behind.

Ed was the first to speak out of all of them, " That was awkward.."

So everybody nodded slowly in agreement.

"Well, let's have lunch!"

Again, everybody nodded in agreement.

So the four went to lunch and ate Chinese food because they couldn't afford anything more than that, and then, out of the blue Ed asked the most annoying question you could think of..

"Roy, what are you getting me for Christmas?"

Roy put his chopsticks down and let out a sigh, "You'll just have to wait and see like everyone else."

"But I don't want to!"

Roy shut his whining up with a glare then continued eating.

After everyone was done, they left the restaurant and headed back to headquarters to be greeted with the sight of everyone dancing, having a party.

Ed jumped up and down. "Let's dance!"

So everyone started dancing with the music loud as ever.

TBC..

So before anyone gets on my case about not updating, I have to tell you guys that my father passed away. It's terrible indeed. The bad thing is, no one could save him since he lived alone and my parents didn't live together and all..but I'm not gonna explain the life story here. He passed away because of a heart attack just in case you're wondering so..yeah..whatever. Here's reviews!

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