Neji
Neji's answering machine message:
You have reached Hyuga Neji's answering machine. I bet you called here to tell me how great I am or to challenge me to a fight, a fight where we both know that I'll win because of my superior fighting skills. Anyway feel free to swoon over me because we all know that's I'm the most handsome, the coolest, the smartest, and the strongest guy around Konoha. If you want to challenge me to a fight just leave a message and I'll see if I can pencil you into my busy schedule; I mean between running away from rabid fan girls and planning the downfall of main house. Leave a message and I'll see if I can get back to you. Beep…
Messages on Neji's machine:
Message #1
(A rabid fan girl) Neji! Neji! Neji, I love you! Remember after stalking you for a day you told me jump off a bridge? Well I did and even though the water was freezing but I did just for you! Neji, I love you! I'll do anything for you!
Message #2
(Lee) Neji I'm ready to challenge you a fight! I have just had my hair trimmed and I'm much cooler now! I'm ready for anything! I won't let you push me around anymore! Meet me at the forest at 1:00 pm on Saturday! Or Else! (Pause) I mean if that's ok with you. I mean if you're busy you can call me back so we can schedule our fight.
Message #3
(Sasuke) Neji, don't forget about our fight! We're finally going to settle who the better prodigy is! Don't be so calm because I'm going to kick your butt! (Sakura) Sasuke where are you? (Sasuke whipers) That is after I escape Sakura's wrath.
Message #4
(Hinata) Neji where the heck have you been? You promised me that you'd help me sew some bed sheets! You better help me right now! Don't make me have to make you!
Message #5
(Crazy fan girl) I love you Neji! I waited yesterday for you to come to the church but you didn't come! But it's ok with me! I'm your biggest fan and I love you more than anyone else does! My greatest dream is to be able to marry the great Hyuga Neji! Neji I love you!
Message #6
(Naruto) Neji, wanna do something? I mean Sasuke is on the verge of being pronounced dead, Lee says that he's trying to become cooler or something, and Shikamaru is visiting the president of the United States of America. Since everyone else is busy I thought that I could hang out with you. We don't have to fight if you want you can teach me how to become a ladies man. What do you think huh? I mean I just saw a bunch of fan girls praising your used bubblegum.
Message #7
(Mad fan girl) Neji I love you! I love you more than anything! I mean I keep a lock of your long beautiful silky hair under my pillow and at night I dream that you and I are in a field of flowers and we're running to each other's arms in slow motion! Neji I'll wait for you forever!
Message #8
(Kakashi) Neji we have a meeting later. A meeting of "We are the most hunky, the most handsome, the most good looking, the most macho guys of Konoha" club. We must talk about the recent disappearance of our secretary Uchiha Sasuke.
Message #9
(Tenten) Hey, Neji. If you're not cooking up some diabolical downfall of the main house, not running away from a hoard of rabid fan girls, or not fighting with someone I was wondering if we could do something. Call me back if you can.
Message #10
(President of the "We love Neji" fan club.) Neji we are currently planning to make a 10 foot ice statue of you and we were wondering if you wanted the caption to say "Hyuga Neji the greatest Ninja" Or "Hyuga Neji the greatest Ninja ever". We are at a loss, so please call me back as soon as possible.