N/A: Yes, I finally did Naruto. I mean with all the endless pestering I finally thought of some phone messages worthy of Naruto. Enjoy. I just want to inform you that this chapter is linked to the next one.

Naruto

(Konoha line)

Naruto's answering machine message:

Hello! You have reached Naruto's answering machine! I'm probably not home because I'm training. Yes training so that one day I will become the greatest Hokage of all time! (Insert triumphant music)Yes my greatest dream is to become the Hokage. I will become the Hokage and it doesn't matter what anyone else says. It doesn't matter what happens because one day I will become the Hokage and no one can stop me. Many people call me stupid and noisy but I will show them that even though I'm like this I will go through any obstacles and any challenges. With hard work and determination I will reach my goal to become Hokage. One day I will be the Hokage of Konoha and I will protect our village from all enemies. I will tear down the wall of oppression, I will protect the weak, I will fight for what's right, I will uphold justice, and I will spread harmony in our village. Yes I am a ninja. And ninjas fight for people that are precious to them and...Beep

Messages on Naruto's machine:

Message#1

(Hinata in a low heavy breathing) I…heehee…na-ha…naru…to…I hehehe…Beep…

Message#2

(Sakura speaking flatly) Hey, Naruto. I just wanted to remind you about the can opener that you borrowed from me yesterday. Don't forget to return it to me.

Message#3

(Hinata)Siii…so…ri…heehee…narut…o…hehheh…I…just…hehe…wanted…to…hiiihiiii…Beep…

Message#4

(Sasuke)Oh just wanted to call you and tell you to stop telling people that I'm dead! I'm just still being held hostage at the moment. Anyway even if I wasn't being held hostage or if I was really dead I still would never want to have ramen with an idiot like you. (Sakura) Sasuke where are you hiding? (Sasuke whispering) I gotta go.

Message#5

(Shikmaru sarcastic) I just called to tell you that I would love to play Naruto Narutimett for three straight hours but I'm busy. (Sound of helicopter in the background) Aww man that president's here already.

Message#6

(Hinata…again) Teehee…wanted…hehehe…tell…he-you…huhuhu…that…hehehe…me..hihihi…

nana….ta…hehuhehu…woo..beep…

Message#7

(Lee) Naruto! You know I would hang out with you if I wasn't busy. Well it's just that I'm working on becoming cooler and you know…I'm busy. Well I got to go and buy myself a Hillary Duff CD so I can become "in".

Message#8

(Hinata…)I….hi…hoohoo…hehhehe…Hina…ta…hahaha…Iya…lalove…hee-you…na-ha…ru-hu...to-ho…heeheehhee…Beep…

Hi

Message#9

(Jiraiya drunk and slurring)Naruto…I have candy…come on…show me that technique of yours…sexy…very sexy…sexy no jutsu…(loud snores)Beep…

Message#10

(Iruka) I'm really sorry Naruto but I can't treat you to Ramen today. I'm…doing…laundry. Of course I'm not going to attend a secret meeting of the "We are the most hunky, the most handsome, the most good looking, the most macho guys of Konoha" club which I am a member of.