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Naruto
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Naruto's answering machine message:
Hello! You have reached Naruto's answering machine! I'm probably not home because I'm training. Yes training so that one day I will become the greatest Hokage of all time! (Insert triumphant music)Yes my greatest dream is to become the Hokage. I will become the Hokage and it doesn't matter what anyone else says. It doesn't matter what happens because one day I will become the Hokage and no one can stop me. Many people call me stupid and noisy but I will show them that even though I'm like this I will go through any obstacles and any challenges. With hard work and determination I will reach my goal to become Hokage. One day I will be the Hokage of Konoha and I will protect our village from all enemies. I will tear down the wall of oppression, I will protect the weak, I will fight for what's right, I will uphold justice, and I will spread harmony in our village. Yes I am a ninja. And ninjas fight for people that are precious to them and...Beep
Message on Naruto's machine:
Message#1
(Edward Elric from Full Metal Alchemist) You know you so stole the whole "I'm a noisy, short, but cute blonde" thing from me. I'll sue you! Naw, I'm just messing with you. we're cool. So my agent was telling me that their going to be producing a Full Metal Alchemist movie. Well in the movie Alphonse and I meet a kid and we think that the kid could be our brother. So I was just wondering maybe you'd want to try out for the role? Whatever just think about it. Call me.
Message#2
(Yami Yugi from Yu-gi-oh) Hey Naruto. Well on Thursday night Kaiba, Marik, Bakura, and I are going to play cards. You know I just wondering if you'd like to come. I mean of course I will win since I am the king of games and I do have the heart of cards and all. But you never know I mean you have the heart of a ninja and hey it might be fun or something. What do you say? Call me if you decide you want to come.
Message#3
(Yoh Asakura from Shaman King) Naruto, how have you been? I'm sorry that I'm only calling now but Anna's been making me do stuff for her again. Anyway how what about lunch tomorrow? We can talk abour our dreams. You can tell me how you're going to become the Hokage or whatever and I'll tell you how I'm going to become the Shaman king. How about it? (Anna) Yoh! Who are you calling? You still haven't cooked me dinner yet. And I haven't reached my mean quota for today. (Yoh whimpering) Yes Anna…
Message#4
(Inuyasha from Inuyasha) This is Inuyasha! Kagome finally taught me how to use the phone! It only took me two months to learn! Anyway, Naruto, I found this new Ramen shop on this little island in the middle nowhere. It's got a buy one get one free on Friday nights! And there's Karaoke! You have to go! Well that is if I'm not fighting demons and your not on some life-threatening mission that we all know your going to live through. Anyway just drop me a call.
Message#5
(Ash from Pokemon) Come on I'll trade you my slowpoke, my goldeen, and my graveler for your nine tales, please! Come on, I mean I bet you don't even know how to take care of pokemon. I'm going to be the best pokemon trainer and I need that demonic ninetales to add to my collection!
Message#6
(Hinata?) Tee…hee…naru…to-ho…hehehe…woowoo…I…uh…waaa..te-ted…to-who…seehey…th-that…I…tehetehe…Beep…
Message#7
(Sakura Kinomoto from Cardcaptor Sakura) Naruto, I have some great news! I 'm having a birthday really soon and I'd like you to come! There's going to be pony rides, a big cake, and a clown! RSVP as soon as you can.
Message#8
(Bubbles from the Powerpuff girls) I just…like…draw this picture…it was blue…no…uh..orange! When I looked at it, it reminded me of you…and oh yeah I like cookies!
Message#9
(Kenshin Himura from Rurouni Kenshin) Naruto, I'm going to hosting this party at the dojo and I just wanted you to know that you're invited. Its next week Saturday at 6:00pm. I mean everyone going to be there Sailormoon, Goku, Yusuke, and so many more. Remember this is an invitation-only party. Hope to see you there.