#2: Pigmy Puffs! (Featuring Green Day)
Trunks cautiously approached his father's bedroom door. Whispering from the other side prodded at his curiosity. He skillfully and soundlessly turned the doorknob and peered through the opening. To much of his shock, his father, Vegeta, was stooped over a small wire cage. In the bottom of the cage, two small balls of fur were rolling around, one's fur was an odd shade of green, and the other was blond; Vegeta was stroking a third black one, resting in the palm of his hand.
"Daddy loooves you! Who are Daddy's wittle babies?" Vegeta cooed quietly, "That's wite, youw awre." He smiled, causing Trunks to wail.
"DAD!"
Vegeta jumped, startled.
"I… Um… These…" he gestured toward the cage.
Trunks' eyes widened in horror. Vegeta smiled sheepishly, and then suddenly became stern.
"You will speak of this to no one, boy. Understand?"
Trunks merely nodded, rooted to the spot in udder shock. Tremors shook through his body. Then, as if smacked in the face, Trunks fled from the room. Vegeta smirked, then, turning to his three Pigmy Puffs, plastered on a face only a freakish obsessed nerd could contain at a science convention.
"Now, my wittle babies, I have a new friend for you." He said, producing a hot pink Pigmy Puff, and placing her in the cage. "I'll just get some food," Vegeta turned his back to retrieve some food and was startled by a loud popping sound. Turning around quickly, he saw that the tiny cage had erupted with baby Pigmy Puffs, all green, black, blond, or hot pink.
"HOLY FUCK! THOSE FUCKING FUCKERS CAN FUCK FUCKING FAST!" He shrieked, not knowing that the Pigmy Puffs could breed at such a rate. He dropped the bag of food as the original Pigmy Puffs somehow acquired miniature electric and bass guitars and a tiny drum set, amps, microphones, and the whole shebang. All of the "children" formed a giant mosh pit to the squeaky version of American Idiot, being bellowed out by the black Pigmy Puff as it strummed a guitar while the green one was playing the tiny drum set and the blond plucking on the bass.