Disclaimer: I own Kitana, the kick-butt Goth girl. I also own Midnight, and I don't own anyone else. WOOT!

There are a lot of POV changes in this chapter so you have to pay attention. This chapter is totally layered with sarcasm, so if you don't like sarcasm, don't read it.

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Kitana's POV

I saw a bright white light hit the windshield of the gummi ship and spread out. I was trying to get the gummi ship out of danger when another laser hit. I was the only one standing up, so I flew back and hit my back and my head hard against the back of the small room in the gummi ship we were all cramped in. My head was swimming and I felt like I was going to pass out, but I wouldn't let myself. I ran up to the controls and twirled the gummi ship into circles. We dodged the rest of the lasers, but when it came to landing we crashed into the ground.

"Is everyone alright?" Sora asked, being happy cause it was his nature, and sad cause he didn't have his friends all at the same time.

"What were you thinking Kitana, you big palooka?" Donald screamed at me.

"I was thinking about keeping the gummi ship from being destroyed with one engine out!" I shouted back at him. Driving a two-engine gummi ship with one engine was not easy.

"I'm fine," Goofy said, getting up.

"I'm o-," was all I got to say before I was rudely interrupted.

"We better get going then if we're ever gonna find my friends," Sora said.

Midnight's POV

"Go and stop her. There are only two Eclipsed left, and Kitana is the only one whose identity is known. Go stop her while I find the other one," Maleficent told me in her usual cold, cruel voice.

"Of course, Maleficent," I said, bowing in hopes of not being tortured as I was yesterday.

"If you don't stop her soon she'll be made into the strongest of anyone we've ever faced before. You do realize that if you don't stop her, there will be more punishment involved," she explained.

"Ye- yes Maleficent, of course," I stammered.

Sora's POV

All of a sudden the ground disappeared, and we all floated down. There were clocks, and jars, and furniture scattered in the weird air of the vertical hallway. When we all hit the bottom, Goofy landed pretty hard on his back. The rest of us landed smoothly.

"I'm late; I'm late, for a very important date. No time to say hello, good-bye, I'm late, I'm late, I'm late, I'm late," A bunny with a monocle and suit shouted as he peeked at his pocket watch. He was too busy looking at the pocket watch to notice the wall, and he crashed right into it. He immediately started running again.

Midnight's POV

I flew in my own, personal gummi ship. I didn't need a lot to tell where the girl was going, because the other Heartless ships showed the way for me. I stayed on course, concentrating completely on everything around me. Maleficent would show no mercy if I screwed up again. I was ready this time, I would not fail.

Kitana's POV

The four of us walked towards where the crazy rabbit was going, and he happened to leave a trail of brightly colored cereal and yogurt behind him. Then a tidal wave of kids ran towards where he was going and started shouting.

"Silly rabbit, trix are for kids," they all shouted. They picked up all the cereal and yogurt and ran off.

We all just walked on, ignoring the whole chaotic scene. We came to a door that was very small.

"How are we supposed to get in there?" Sora asked, completely forgetting I was a very skilled magician who would shrink us all if he gave the word.

"Try the bottle over there," the doorknob said. A table, two chairs, and a bottle on top of the table folded out of the floor.

"It talks!" Sora shouted, completely unaware of me shrinking myself and opening the door.

The other three all ran for the bottle while I waited. The three of them drank the bottle's contents (despite some arguing from Donald about him not wanting to drink from a bottle Sora and Goofy drank out of) and walked over. They ran through the door and left me to close it.

"You are accused of stealing my heart!" A fat lady wearing a dress with hearts on it screamed.

"I'm innocent, oh please," some girl pleaded in front of her. This would have looked like a normal court scene if the judge wasn't an obese queen, the audience wasn't a deck of cards, and the court announcer wasn't a panting bunny.

"We have to help her," Sora told all of us. He would help a total stranger, but he wouldn't help me. How… charming…

"That's muddling," Goofy said into his hands.

"Meddling," Donald corrected.

"We still have to help her!" Sora shouted, running up to the stand. This would have been a lot more profound if he didn't trip along the way and land flat on his face. He got up and stumbled to the stand.

"I know who did it!" he shouted at the queen.

"Who then!" the queen shouted back.

Midnight's POV

I landed on Wonderland some time later. I started to wander when a hole opened under me. I started floating down, quickly losing my patience when others would cherish the moment of calm and flight. I was sixteen and didn't' even enjoy the simple pleasures of life. I couldn't care. My purpose in life, as Maleficent said, was to kill all the Eclipsed that are still living.

Kitana: What's with the rabbit thing?

Vivi-the-fire-bringer: On my world, it's a commercial that's played over and over again.

Kitana: oh…

Ok, if that wasn't enough sarcasm, please let me know.

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