Dillykins Has a Morbid Fear of Rabbits Ch.2
AN: Whoa! I have a 2nd chapter on this! Wow, I didn't think I would make one, but look at me here tryping.0.0 OK then, on with the story…
Disclaimer: I do not own anything that has to do with Escaflowne in any way, except for this story that I have written. (which is not much, waaah!)
Ch. 2, Normal day? No, never!
After the bunny *ahem* business, all the slayers sit in their dormitories, looking zoned out and horrified. Poor Chesta was worse, still with that look on his face, there was sadness and tears rolling down his cheeks, onto Mr. Bunny-kins favorite toy. He kept repeating the words, "Mr. Bunny-kins, no, no, no, Mr. Bunny-kins, why…", slowly.
Meanwhile, Dilandau is in a pretty cheerful mood and is polishing his flamethrower, and seeing if the lighter fluid was full. He laid down the polishing cloth and laid down on his bed. As he was looking up into the ceiling, he couldn't help but ponder why he was afraid of a dumb rabbit, I mean, they were soo cute and cuddly… *his face turned grim as his eyes were hazy because he had his mind on something else* or a least they used to be…
Dilandau's mind was engulfed in darkness till he saw a little blonde-haired girl. Standing beside the girl was a taller blonde-haired boy, Dilandau guessed that was her brother. 'Where have I seen her before', thought Dilandau, 'She looks so familiar… wait… oh no its-'
"Celena," said the boy, "Mother told you to not come out here" his face was stern.
With her best puppy dog face, she said, "I know, ani-san (brother), but I saw a bunny and I wanted to get closer to it. Please, ani-san, I really want to see it!"
The boy put his hands on his hips looking uncertain, then slowly let down his hands and answered, still a little uncertain, "Ok… I'll just go and tell mom that you are playing in the garden."
The little girl started looking around for the rabbit till she saw big bunny foot prints. She followed the path till she finally found what she was looking for…
Celena then backed away a soon as she saw the rabbit, it had gruesomly, humongous fangs and giant, sharp claws that were at least 5 inches long.
The bunny started to hop towards Celena with fire burning inside his eyes as he glared into Celena's widening eyes in fear. She started to get more scared by the milisecond and started to sweat. The whole time she forgot to breathe so she fainted when the bunny was 3 feet away from her. (AN: Now would you blame her for being afraid of bunny rabbits!)
Then, out of thin air, the bunny dissapeared. The sorcerers came out of their hiding places in the bushes and picked up Celena. They carried Celena to a carriage, which had no horses, flew up into the air to the empire of Zaibach.
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Dilandau was in his room, red faced from screaming, was thinking, 'It was them the whole time! They were the ones that did this to me! Those f***** sorcerers were the ones in the first place that had made me afraid the rabbits! I can't believe it!!! Damn, I really wish i was not Celena in the first place *shudders*. I don't think I should trust Zaibach for doing this to me, I will-'
Finally Dilandau noticed the knocking on his door, "Dilandau-sama, let us in! We heard you screaming! Is something wrong?"
Dilandau quickly went to the bathroom to put cold water on his face. In the door to the right in his room was the bathroom, so he stepped in and splashed the cool water on his face, then look into mirror...
"Oh.... My.... GOD!!!!!!!!" Dilandau was Celena again, he could not let his dragonslayers see him like this, but how come his brain was still in the body? He/she guessed the vision that he had made himself turn into Celena, but he didn't know he still could have his same thoughts, his own brain.
Oh well, he let it pass his mind. All that mattered to Dilandau and Celena was that he/she needed an alibi as to why he/she was screaming and why he/she needed to stay in the bedroom. So (AN: I'm just gonna call Dilandau/Celena "she" and when I say the names, I'm gonna say "Dilandau", ok, get it? Oh well, back to the story!) she walked to the door and put her ear to the door, just to make sure when the right time to say something was.
Muigel and Chesta were talking among themselves, "Maybe it is just that Dilandau can scream like a girl?" requested Muigel.
"I don't know, but whatever it is, I hope Dilandau-sama is ok." said Chesta looking worried.
'Hey, cool, I think Chesta is over his bunny and is now paying attention to me.' Thought Dilandau with her eyes all watery and smiling, 'oh no, Celena's feelings are starting to overcome me, NO, must... not.... like Chesta... in that... way!' Now Dilandau can hear steps coming from down the hall.
"What is going on here?" demanded a harsh voice that belonged to one of the generals.
"W-w-well, D-dilandau-sama was sc-screaming in his room so M-miguel and I w-went to see if he was alright." stuttered out Chesta.
"It is strange though, at first it sounded like Dilandau was screaming, then it sounded like a girl was screaming."
0.o"Ok... Why don't you just let me try and get his attention." He knocked on the door loudly, "Dilandau! Open up right now or I shall break this door down, do you understand me!"
Now Dilandau had to think of something really quick. 'Uhhhhhhhmmmm, c'mon, I gotta think quick. Oh damn.' Then suddenly a bright idea popped into his/her head and she smiled slyly.
Trying to speak in a low voice she said to the general and his dragonslayers outside of the door, "Well, *ahem*, I'm very sorry if you heard my tv from where you came, but I'm very sorry. Now could you please go away and leave me alone I am very tired and would like to sleep." Dilandau tried to speak very fast to confuse all of them, and of course they have never heard about a tv before. The only reason Dilandau knows is because of when that stupid Hitomi girl was telling the stupidest idiot in the world, Van, a story about how she had a tv up too loud and people were screaming on it, so everyone thought she was in trouble.
With the two dragonslayers and the general very confused Muigel asked, "But Dilandau, did those screams come from?"
"I told you already, I had the tv up too loud and people were screaming on it, SO JUST LAY OFF IT NOW!!!"
As confused as ever the three people that stood in front of Dilandau's door left, all equal for this moment, because all of them did not know what the hell he was talking about!
Dilandau wiped her hand on her forehead, "I'm so glad that that's over!" said Dilandau in a fairly high voice. "Awwwhhh Damnit! I'm still Celena and I don't know what to do." She thought for a moment, "but I'm not totally Celena, I can still think like me, but I'm in Celena's body, how weird."
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AN: sorry if the info is wrong or the characters are ooc and that the story isn't so humorous anymore but a little serious, it is just that i have a plot for this story now, sort of. Sorry for the short chapter, I just couldn't think of what comes next. Should I continue? R&R and tell me, if you want to give me some ideas, I would really appreciate it, 'cause I'm pretty much stuck. Ok then, see ya.
AN: Whoa! I have a 2nd chapter on this! Wow, I didn't think I would make one, but look at me here tryping.0.0 OK then, on with the story…
Disclaimer: I do not own anything that has to do with Escaflowne in any way, except for this story that I have written. (which is not much, waaah!)
Ch. 2, Normal day? No, never!
After the bunny *ahem* business, all the slayers sit in their dormitories, looking zoned out and horrified. Poor Chesta was worse, still with that look on his face, there was sadness and tears rolling down his cheeks, onto Mr. Bunny-kins favorite toy. He kept repeating the words, "Mr. Bunny-kins, no, no, no, Mr. Bunny-kins, why…", slowly.
Meanwhile, Dilandau is in a pretty cheerful mood and is polishing his flamethrower, and seeing if the lighter fluid was full. He laid down the polishing cloth and laid down on his bed. As he was looking up into the ceiling, he couldn't help but ponder why he was afraid of a dumb rabbit, I mean, they were soo cute and cuddly… *his face turned grim as his eyes were hazy because he had his mind on something else* or a least they used to be…
Dilandau's mind was engulfed in darkness till he saw a little blonde-haired girl. Standing beside the girl was a taller blonde-haired boy, Dilandau guessed that was her brother. 'Where have I seen her before', thought Dilandau, 'She looks so familiar… wait… oh no its-'
"Celena," said the boy, "Mother told you to not come out here" his face was stern.
With her best puppy dog face, she said, "I know, ani-san (brother), but I saw a bunny and I wanted to get closer to it. Please, ani-san, I really want to see it!"
The boy put his hands on his hips looking uncertain, then slowly let down his hands and answered, still a little uncertain, "Ok… I'll just go and tell mom that you are playing in the garden."
The little girl started looking around for the rabbit till she saw big bunny foot prints. She followed the path till she finally found what she was looking for…
Celena then backed away a soon as she saw the rabbit, it had gruesomly, humongous fangs and giant, sharp claws that were at least 5 inches long.
The bunny started to hop towards Celena with fire burning inside his eyes as he glared into Celena's widening eyes in fear. She started to get more scared by the milisecond and started to sweat. The whole time she forgot to breathe so she fainted when the bunny was 3 feet away from her. (AN: Now would you blame her for being afraid of bunny rabbits!)
Then, out of thin air, the bunny dissapeared. The sorcerers came out of their hiding places in the bushes and picked up Celena. They carried Celena to a carriage, which had no horses, flew up into the air to the empire of Zaibach.
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Dilandau was in his room, red faced from screaming, was thinking, 'It was them the whole time! They were the ones that did this to me! Those f***** sorcerers were the ones in the first place that had made me afraid the rabbits! I can't believe it!!! Damn, I really wish i was not Celena in the first place *shudders*. I don't think I should trust Zaibach for doing this to me, I will-'
Finally Dilandau noticed the knocking on his door, "Dilandau-sama, let us in! We heard you screaming! Is something wrong?"
Dilandau quickly went to the bathroom to put cold water on his face. In the door to the right in his room was the bathroom, so he stepped in and splashed the cool water on his face, then look into mirror...
"Oh.... My.... GOD!!!!!!!!" Dilandau was Celena again, he could not let his dragonslayers see him like this, but how come his brain was still in the body? He/she guessed the vision that he had made himself turn into Celena, but he didn't know he still could have his same thoughts, his own brain.
Oh well, he let it pass his mind. All that mattered to Dilandau and Celena was that he/she needed an alibi as to why he/she was screaming and why he/she needed to stay in the bedroom. So (AN: I'm just gonna call Dilandau/Celena "she" and when I say the names, I'm gonna say "Dilandau", ok, get it? Oh well, back to the story!) she walked to the door and put her ear to the door, just to make sure when the right time to say something was.
Muigel and Chesta were talking among themselves, "Maybe it is just that Dilandau can scream like a girl?" requested Muigel.
"I don't know, but whatever it is, I hope Dilandau-sama is ok." said Chesta looking worried.
'Hey, cool, I think Chesta is over his bunny and is now paying attention to me.' Thought Dilandau with her eyes all watery and smiling, 'oh no, Celena's feelings are starting to overcome me, NO, must... not.... like Chesta... in that... way!' Now Dilandau can hear steps coming from down the hall.
"What is going on here?" demanded a harsh voice that belonged to one of the generals.
"W-w-well, D-dilandau-sama was sc-screaming in his room so M-miguel and I w-went to see if he was alright." stuttered out Chesta.
"It is strange though, at first it sounded like Dilandau was screaming, then it sounded like a girl was screaming."
0.o"Ok... Why don't you just let me try and get his attention." He knocked on the door loudly, "Dilandau! Open up right now or I shall break this door down, do you understand me!"
Now Dilandau had to think of something really quick. 'Uhhhhhhhmmmm, c'mon, I gotta think quick. Oh damn.' Then suddenly a bright idea popped into his/her head and she smiled slyly.
Trying to speak in a low voice she said to the general and his dragonslayers outside of the door, "Well, *ahem*, I'm very sorry if you heard my tv from where you came, but I'm very sorry. Now could you please go away and leave me alone I am very tired and would like to sleep." Dilandau tried to speak very fast to confuse all of them, and of course they have never heard about a tv before. The only reason Dilandau knows is because of when that stupid Hitomi girl was telling the stupidest idiot in the world, Van, a story about how she had a tv up too loud and people were screaming on it, so everyone thought she was in trouble.
With the two dragonslayers and the general very confused Muigel asked, "But Dilandau, did those screams come from?"
"I told you already, I had the tv up too loud and people were screaming on it, SO JUST LAY OFF IT NOW!!!"
As confused as ever the three people that stood in front of Dilandau's door left, all equal for this moment, because all of them did not know what the hell he was talking about!
Dilandau wiped her hand on her forehead, "I'm so glad that that's over!" said Dilandau in a fairly high voice. "Awwwhhh Damnit! I'm still Celena and I don't know what to do." She thought for a moment, "but I'm not totally Celena, I can still think like me, but I'm in Celena's body, how weird."
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AN: sorry if the info is wrong or the characters are ooc and that the story isn't so humorous anymore but a little serious, it is just that i have a plot for this story now, sort of. Sorry for the short chapter, I just couldn't think of what comes next. Should I continue? R&R and tell me, if you want to give me some ideas, I would really appreciate it, 'cause I'm pretty much stuck. Ok then, see ya.