Author's Note: Sorry after so long I decided I would continue the story because I like it myself a lot. :) For the rest of the story, I will call Dilandau Celena for he is in her adult body. Celena is still really Dilandau, I just needed to tell you to eliminate any confusion. Thanks.
Disclaimer: I do not own Escaflowne. I am sorry.
Chapter 3, WHAT?
"What do I do, what do I do, what do I do, WHAT DO I DO?" Celena paced around her dorm frantically searching for an answer. She had already taken off the heavy armor Dilandau had been wearing because it hurt her breasts. All she had on was a thin tank top that didn't cover her well and pacing wasn't helping.
"FOLKEN!" She yelled with epiphany. Suddenly Folken appeared in her room like magic. Folken was weird like that. Imediately Celena yelped and ran into the bathroom to not reveal her bossom or the fact that he had turned into a girl!
Oh wait! He's too closely related to the sorcerors isn't he, she thought, agh! Shit, he came just when I called him, that never happened before! That little bitch, when I get my hands on him!
She made a strangling gesture, but when she saw how feminine her hands were, she nearly threw up. "BLEEECCHH."
"Dilandau? Is that you?"
Celena began to sweat a bucket-load. Think, think! With another sudden epiphany, she began to moan in a low, loud voice. If I pretend to jack off, she thought, he'll feel so uncomfortable and then definitely leave me alone!
Outside of the bathroom, Dilandau heard snorting and held back laughter. Could it be... Folken? What the hell!
The moaning became louder, but then, so did the laughter.
"WHAT THE HELL!" Celena slammed open the door and got in Folken's face.
Folken just couldn't stop, tears even began to escape his eyes. "Oh, Celena, Fancy seeing you here in Dilandau's bedroom. So... Where is he?" A new explosion of laughter came.
Celena stood wide eyed in front of the man. "What the hell is your problem?"
Folken finally straightened up and suddenly became very solemn. "Okay, Dilandau, I know of your dilemma. This is what happened. Celena has come back because she wants to fulfill her dreams that the sorcerers stole away from her."
"What?" Celena took a step back and raised her eyebrow. "You're shittin' me."
"That's right. You have to get married and own a bunny farm."
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Celena jumped all the way to her bed and began to hug her pillow while laying in the fertile position.
Folken began to snort again but quickly straightened up. "If you want to get this done quick, I know someone who'd probly marry you in a heart beat. Want to know who?"
"I DON'T Want to get married!" yelled Celena.
"When a person loses something close to their heart, they try to fill up that emptiness with something new. Do you know someone who recently lost something?"
"Goddamnit, Folken, I don't want to get married! Fix this, fix this now! I know you can, you little shit!"
"The ONLY way to fix it, Dilandau -" Folken looked her up and down, "Or should I say, Celena. Is to fulfill your former self's dreams which happen to be to marry someone and start a bunny farm and if you can't do that then I guess you'll never be Dilandau again!"
Celena unconsciously covered her breasts with her arms when Folken looked at her, and when she realized what she was doing she got mad and tried to punch them. "AAAACK!" It hurt a lot. What a dumb mistake. It quickly angered her even more. Nothing is worse than this vile body, she thought, I guess I... I guess I... I guess I... I guess... I guess Iiiiiiii... I guess I.
"FUCK IT! Who do I marry Folken and I swear if this is the only wear I'll rip your bloody guts out!"
Folken returned the threat with a smile, "Chesta. He's your first step. Win his heart, which should be damn easy, and you'll be half there. Sound easy?"
"Yea, I guess..." said Celena, looking so angry and massaging her breast from punching it earlier. "So how do I go at it?"
"That's not for me to decide." Folken shrugged, "I'm already too involved as it is." He evaporated away.
"Fuck you! You WANT to be involved, you dick!" Celena yelled at him even though he left. Although she could've sworn she heard laughter in the distance.
For a second her mind was blank. What just happened? ...
OOOOOOOOHHH FUCK! I HAVE TO SEDUCE CHESTA?
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Till next time, guys! I already have a bit of the next chapter written. And forgive me if this is short, I did it on impulse and I didn't have much time before I went to sleep. Please review if you think I should continue, thanks:)