I do not own Kakashi, butI do own Kyoshi. My friend wanted me to write a really stupid fanfic, so I did! - hope you like.
On one nice spring day, Kyoshi, the group's new ninja, was late.
She ran to get there, then she bumped into KAKASHI
!WOW! "Oh no, I am so sorry, I should have watched were I was going," exclaimed Kyoshi.
"Oh no, it was my fault. I'm the retarded one," said Kakashi.
'Wow, he's HOT!' thought Kyoshi.
"Oh, please accept my apology," pleaded Kyoshi.
"Oh! Your right it's all your fault!" said Kakashi.
"But of course!" smiled Kyoshi.
"Oh, I love you! Now please accept what I have confided in you!" pleaded Kakashi with tears in his eyes.
"Okie Dokie!" said Kyoshi.
They were about to share a deep and passionate kiss when… "What the hell do you think you doing!" screamed a girl named Aya.
Then Kakashi passed out.
They lived happily ever after, and it turned out Kakashi was drunk.
The End
Ah yes, my friend wasn't to happy with the outcome, but oh well.