Tori: More than a few typos in that last chapter, ne?
All: nod nod
Tori: Well, it was late… Even if that's not a valid excuse.
Duo: Don't feel too bad. The whole chapter sucked, so I doubt too many people noticed or cared.
Heero: puts down TV remote That Rock kid is the only cool character in that movie…
All: Anou?
Heero: Metropolis…
All: …oh…
Duet: I agree. That kid was laughing and pointing a gun at the camera. He's on my good list!
Duo: Who's on your bad list?
Duet: You.
Duo & Duet: deathglare each other
Tori: FOCUS, PEOPLE! FOCUS!
Super Battle Athletes Gundam Wing
Chapter 3
The Little Puppy Who Got Lost In The Big Woods
Tentatively, Heero creaked open the door on the side of the plane and was greeted with a vast crowd of girls fronted by a smiling man with red hair.
"Ah, you must be the new athletes," he laughed and extended a hand to help them down, one by one, from the tilting wreckage.
"BAAAAAAAHHHH!" the illegal goats bleated until he helped them out as well.
"Thank you, sir," Quatre smiled, twirling the hair of his platinum blonde wig.
"You're all very welcome," he replied, a goofy grin still plastered to his sun-darkened face. "Akari! Ichino! Come here and take these girls to their rooms."
Trowa leaned over to Heero and whispered, "The disguises are working…" Heero shifted uncomfortable in his now-too-tight-because-of-fake-boobs tank top and ran a hand through his hair to make sure the extension that fell to his shoulders was still secure.
Two Japanese girls bounded up to them and introduced themselves.
"My name's Akari Kanzaki!" she said cheerily and bowed.
"Ichino Yanagida from Osaka," said the other.
"Osaka? How are those tigers doing?" Heero asked. Akari grabbed Trowa's hand to pull him/her wherever their rooms were, and Heero and Ichino walked at the back of the group discussing baseball and yellow and black and other special Japanese things that come from Osaka and that people from Osaka talk about and no one else can understand (because they have their own little dialect, dontcha' know).
"I thought there were six…" the headmaster puzzled as the crowd of girl began to disperse. Suddenly, the door on the side of the plane swung open again and illegal goats scattered everywhere. There Duet lay, hanging half-way out the open door, completely nekkid (because, while the guys had been able to find most of their disguises in their hammerspace pockets, they had not been able to find any women's clothes and thus stole from Duet, who didn't need anything to cover her femininity, or at least that's how Wu Fei put it…).
"What's wrong with her?" one of the girls asked as blood trickled from the corner of Duet's mouth.
"I think her brain is hemorrhaging…"
Another girl with long blonde hair and nail blue eyes stepped forward and plucked her from the wreckage. She cradled the limp figure in her arms and started off after the other girls. The crowd parted before them and the illegal goat that gave her the disease (Yes, I'm aware that anemia can't actually be transmitted by illegal goats. The anemia is probably because of Duet's poor eating habits or some great loss of blood during some battle or something… And stuff and junk and stuff…) trotted behind, a blade of grass sticking out of the corner of it's mouth.
Why this was called The Little Puppy Who Got Lost In The Big Woods is beyond me…
Wu Fei: Curious… No strange authorship in this story…
Tori: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Heero: Hey, it's okay… Duet's nekkid and has anemia, we're dressed as girls, and you said 'illegal goat' four times! That's something to be proud of!
Tori: You're sweet. glomp
Heero: …it's been a while since I've been glomped… Duo, refresh me on the proper removal procedures…
Duo: Set her on fire.
Heero: Ah, yes…
Tori: VROOM! cowers against the far wall AWA! KEGAWA! HELP MEEEEE!
Kegawa: Nu-huh… We're not having anything to do with this story…
Awa: Yeah, besides, we have to pack. Komiket's Friday.
Tori: twitch twitch Who said you were coming…?