Danny was the first to wake up the next morning. After brushing his teeth (Every corner of his mouth), Danny started making pancakes. He tried flipping it like people do on cooking channels. But failed miserbly at it. The half cooked pancake landed on Michelle's head.

"I am so sorry, Michelle." Danny apologized to his daughter and began wiping her hair and face. Michelle picked the soupy cake off her head.

"Daddy, what are you doing?" she asked.

Danny threw the cake away "Just making some pancakes. I woke up early because we gotta make a lot in less tha an hour."

His youngest daughter still looked confused "Why do you need to make a lot?"

"Because your aunt Becky's gonna have twins remember? So she eats a lot."

"Why does she eat a lot when she's gonna have twins?"

"Because she's eating for three."

"You're nuts." Michelle walked into the living room. Danny shook his head.

'I gotta make them all over again,' he thought as he mixed the batter (or whateva).

Stephanie came down the stairs "Hey, dad whatcha making?" Danny picked th pan up.

"Pancakes!"

"But that's almost the same as eating waffles."

Danny put the pancakes on a plate "There's a big difference between waffles and pancakes."

"Like what?" Stephanie took a pancake and added syrup to it.

"You put waffles in a toaster."

"Big deal." Stephanie stuck a fork into her fluffy cake and ate it "Well, I guess you could say pancakes taste a lot better."

Danny laughed and brought the plate over to the table. But before he got there, Joey came outta no where knocking over everyone's breakfast.

He could hear Danny's irratated sigh "Danny, calm down you could always make more." he said as his friend bent down to pick up the fallen pieces.

"I did that already." Danny muttered, but began making pancakes again.

"Morning, Steph." Joey greeted as he took a seat.

"Good morning, Joey. Dad looks kinda ticked."

Joey nodded "Yeah I know."

Now DJ entered the kitchen with her backpack and binder "Morning, dad, Joey."

Steph put her plate in the sink "What about me?" she complained.

"Good morning, Steph." said DJ sounding like the greeting was forced out. Which it kinda was in a way. (A/N: It's true. I don't say good morning to my sister cause she only says "Whateva")

Stephanie gave a victorius smile.

"Hey Deej, could you watch the stove for me? I gotta go get ready for work." Danny asked in a hurry.

"Oh sure." she moved the pan back and forth a bit.

Joey started complaining "Is there anyway you could cook them faster? I'm getting real hungry."

DJ glanced up at him "I thought you were the adult here?"

"Not exactly true. This is your dad's house." Joey pointed out.

"Besides," Stephanie cutted in "Joey's more of a kid."

"Speaking of kids, has anyone seen Becky and Jesse?" asked Joey.

Both girls shook their heads. DJ's mind must have been somewhere else cause she tipped the pan and the cakes fell...again!

Joey hit his head on the table "We'll never have breakfast!"

"I'm gonna go get ready for school." stated Steph. She turned around to bump into Jesse.

"Oh! Morning uncle Jesse!" Stephanie shouted as if her uncle were deaf.

"Hey everybody," he groaned. Becky follwed right behind him.

"Wow! Something smells good! Where is it?" she sounded eager to get her hands on it.

"All over the floor." Deej said flatly. Becky looked as disappointed as Joey. Danny rushed down to the kitchen. His eyes widened like a fish when he saw the mess.

"Anyone gonna clean that up?"

"Not me!"

"I'm gonna be late for school!"

"Didn't have breafast yet!"

"Still in dreamland..."

"I'm pregnant remember?"

Danny waved the off "Fine, I'll clean it up."

"You want me to make more?" asked DJ. Danny shook his head.

"No thanks Deej. I'll just make a poptart."

Now Joey shook his head "I'm not gonna be full that way."

Jesse dropped himself into a chair "Then pour a bowl or cereal or something..."

POP!

DJ grabbed the first poptart. Becky got the second.

That's when Danny realized he'll have to toast a lot more if they were gonna eat poptarts for breakfast.

25 Minutes Later...

There must have been at least 30 poptarts on the table. Becky gobbled down 20 of them. Everyone else ate a piece or two.

"Michelle, it's your birthday next week are you excited?" asked Danny.

"I'm VERY excited! I'm going to be five years old!"

"What do you want for your birthday, sweetie?" Becky asked with a smile.

Michelle put a finger to her chin to think "Chocolate cake!"

Jesse and Becky laughed "We'll see what we can do."

I was watching Full House when I wrote this. Really messes me up in a way because they were episodes after the twins were born. But I still managed. Hope I'm not rushing the plot or anything.