My thanks to

Shaded Emerald-eyes: yay I got your name now. Thank you for your support and as for the punishment I thank you for the suggestion.

Yuki: well in the conversation I was trying to imply that she is going to be a mother. It will be interesting I think. But if you notice I tend to always have some sort of kid involved in my stories. Weird huh? My sister thinks I'm obsessed with children and my characters, but hey that's just me.

Shan: aw thanks a lot and say thank you to your sister for me I'm so happy


Chapter Three

Tittle: Fuck you bastard

Author: Angee

Rating: R for the love of god


Faye an independent woman. Single once again, wait single? No that bastard didn't sign the damned papers.

She had gripped those papers so hard that it was just possible to the observing eye that she was going to make them dust.

After about obsessing for three hours on different ways she would torture him, she gave in to exhaustion.

That and Alan telling her to calm down before she scared their clients away.

So she was given the rest of the day off and decided to drown her sorrows. Hold it not that way not with alcohol.

No not after her last visit with Mr. Sansio. That's another bastard who just had to go and wreck her life by telling her some frightening news.

Okay maybe she was making him look real bad come on the guy was only doing his job.

She had almost died laughing. The irony of it all and the fucking bastard was not there to hear it.

How she would have loved for him to be there so she could have seen his face.

He who swore to hate tomboys married one, he who hated kids was going to have one and the fucked up part was that he would never know.

Oh no he would never know.

She had made up her mind she would move on without him just her and the little one that bastard helped create.

It was getting late and she needed to find something to eat. Her body was also being a pain in the ass now.

Every fucking hour throwing up or almost fainting.

And now she was craving weird ass foods that she would have never given an eye to.

She shook her head "fucking spike I hate you I loathe you" she put her hand on her stomach "don't worry I know you will not turn out to be like him"

The smell of burgers made her stop in her tracks and she was almost drooling. Almost being the key word here. Damned cravings.


Spike and Jet had gone to every known Casino and Bar in the area they had landed on. And no freaking clue as to where she could be.

"Damned I'm surprised noone has seen her in any bars...you think she quit?" asked an amused jet

"Who knows, besides she barely drank after we married" he stepped on the bud of a worn out cigarette

"This is going to take forever and I'm starving"

"I smell burgers...beef come on" they walked towards the smell.

( A/N Dogs man what did I tell you men are dogs see that's the proof we needed girls...LOL)

Faye had eaten about two burgers and was now in the process of getting one to go with everything. Yes even the fries.

Many men stared at her like she was some sort of goddess for looking so good and eating so much.

The waiter even wanted to know what her secret was. Hey she was eating for two now.

She went to the counter and paid "thank you"

the man gave her a sweet smile "any time young lady" she nodded and was happily walking out with her bag in hand.

Spike and Jet arrived at the burger place and were only a few feet away from the door.

Faye opened the door and stepped out not looking to the side just walking towards her home.

Spike and Jet both froze and glanced at each other then back to Faye who was currently walking away from them

"Jet tell me that was who I think it was" Jet patted him on the back

"That sure is her" Spike didn't know what to say or do his wife was just a few feet away and he was just standing there like an idiot (a/n he is an idiot....Kidding)

"Well go after her you idiot" spike started running with Jet right behind

"Faye! Faye!

She was in lala land right now thinking about her food. So she kept walking

"Faye!"

Okay she heard that and also froze then thinking faster than poor dear spike began to run. Run as fast as she could

"That bastard I can't face him not now" she kept running

"What the hell? I can't believe she's running away from us"

"Yeah I can't believe that she's actually out running us I told you to quit smoking" Spike rolled his eyes

"Faye please stop love come on stop"

'Oh god I can't run the doctor said to take it easy I oh hell that idiot will only catch up...wait' she smirks to herself and then stops. Both Jet and Spike look at each other and sighed in relief

They reached her "Faye thank god I found you" he went to grab her shoulder when she turned around Gun raised pointing right at his face

"Don't move asshole or you will get it between the eyes" Jet gasped and Spike only looked stunned

"Faye love please..."

"Shut up I don't want to hear your pathetic mouth or explanations...now what the hell are you doing here?"

"I came looking for you"

"What? Why? Julia dumped you so you think you could come and take me again like I need you"

"No Faye that's not it Julia and I we I don't think we were ever serious she's my past"

"Bullshit spike and you know it....do me a favor and spare me" she moved back a little and he moved closer "spike stay back I mean it"

Jet watched them and decided to move away from them those two could be so careless

"Please Faye I'm telling you the truth. I haven't seen julia in a month and ever since you left I haven't stopped thinking about you"

"Yeah right and I'm the eater bunny....listen here spike I don't care anymore I just want to be left in peace"

"But faye I can't I need you too much" he moved closer and she was lowering her gun "that's why I couldn't sign the papers I can't lose you"

she shook her head almost letting the tears spill out "no I wont listen to you I can't do this I hate you I hate every part of you" she raised her gun and pointed it at his head again

"Faye please let me tell you..." she pulled the trigger purposely missing his head but giving her enough time to run away from him

"What that Fuck" he was ducking and Jet had ran into an alley way. Many people screamed and ran in different directions.

Spike was able to get up and follow her again.


They ran and ran she took turns trying to lose him but he only kept chasing her. He cursed his head.

When the hell did she become so fast. That didn't matter he needed to tell her the truth that he loves her and only her.

She ran into her apartment building and then up the stairs not waiting for the elevator.

Once inside she locked the door and slid down. Bringing her knees to her chest.

Spike ran and saw her go into a building. He looked up and wondered which apartment was hers.

He sighed and out of frustration hit a wall. This was really something.

He finds her only to lose her to a see of endless apartments.

"Faye!

And begins the shouting.

"Faye get your ass down here right now"

oh she could hear him and she could hear her neighbors now. Oh yeas how they will make sure she pays,

"Faye Spigeal get your ass down here we need to talk"

a woman poppet out of her window "will you shut up you are going to wake my baby"

"Oh shut up lady go back inside I'm not looking for you" she rolled her eyes and shut her window

"FAYE NOW"

instead he was drenched from head to toe in cold water

"That'll cool you down lunkhead" he groaned this just wasn't his day. But at least he was able to tell where she lived now.

So with a sexy smirk he made his way up to the third floor. He counted the doors and sure enough found hers. He kicked it open and she yelped in surprise.

She was just about to put the bucket back in the kitchen when he kicked her door open.

"Hey you are going to pay for my door you stupid bastard" he just stood there looking at her

"Get out spike or I will call the police I mean it"

"You shot at me" was all that came out of his mouth

"Well yeah I should have practice more maybe I wouldn't miss the mark" he walked inside

"I try to tell you that I'm no longer with julia and you shoot at me"

"The truth remains that you were with her so you cheated on me and I was not going to take it anymore"

"But I just" what did he want to say. He did in fact cheat on her but what could he say now.

"Leave" and she narrowed her eyes at him

"No"

"No?"

"You heard me no I will not leave" she smiled

"Fine" and walked over to her kitchen and picked up the phone.

So here he was sitting in the back of a police car hand cuffed and a pretending to be hurt faye smiling at him.

"Thank you so much officers this lunatic just burst my door and scared me half to death. And I was so scared that he would rape me or something not to mention hurt my baby and I just didn't want that to happen" to make it more believable she began to cry and put her hands on her stomach

"I just want to make sure my baby grows healthy and this nut just made me go through a horrible day"

the officers both male smile at her "don't worry miss we will take good care of him real good care"

Spike cursed his luck and looked at her with a chagrin. The officers got into the car and Faye waved at them and then blew a kiss at spike

"Later baby" and she went inside.

In the car

"Well buddy you picked the wrong lady to scare so now what will you do?" spike smirked did they not know who this guy was.

"Yeah well that lady just played you both you see that's my wife and she is just ticked off"

"the same story from the same creeps leny this guy just one of them"


At the police station.

A very annoyed spike walked down the steps with jet right behind

"She got you locked up that's so hilarious" he was snickering as Spike rubbed his wrist

"Yeah and the assholes checking her out all the while I was sitting on the back of the car" at that jet began to chuckle loudly

"That's not funny jet first she shoots at me then she gets me all wet and cold and now she sends me to the slammer...oh and the damned idiots put those cuffs on hard"

"Good luck spike I don't know how you are going to get her to talk to you let alone take you back"

"I have to jet I want my wife back I want to wake up to her face I want to sleep with her make love to her"

jet shook his head "buddy you should have thought things through"

Spike stopped walking and took out his cigarettes "yeah I know jet please don't remind me"

Faye was just getting ready to get into bed when her phone rang

"Hello"

"Hello love" she gripped the phone

"How did you get my number?"

"Easy not many Faye Valentines living on mars you know" she could just see his face and he was smiling at her with that goofy grin

"I see they let you make a phone call too bad you chose to call me" she heard him chuckle

"Actually sweetheart they let me go since Jet you do remember him right well he bailed me out"

she let out an exasperated sigh and he began to laugh "oh shut up"

"Come on be nice"

"I'm hanging up spike good night or not" she hung up and threw the covers over her head

"Stupid asshole I hope you get...oooooh" she couldn't think of something to say.

The next day she got dressed and called Monica. Told her that she would got to work early and not go on with their usual run.

So she went down and headed to her job, not aware of the tall lanky idiot following her.


A/N ah there you go now dont try and kill me i already have enough threats to last me a life time believe me. those yuyu hakusho fans want my head. why you ask? well because i have spoiled them rotten. thats right. i used to update my stories at least three times a week but i had to cut back on that so now they want my head....you should be so lucky to know that this is one of my favorite animes and i will update it sooner hahahahaahhhhhahahah