The Good Part Chapter 5

The van with the three survivors went to the police station. Mariana was standing outside with a rifle in her hand. "AXEL!" she yelled. Axel got out of the van with a joint in his mouth and his magnum drawn. "Let's go we're leaving town, he said." She hugged her brother. Axel hugged her back and she opened the door, and then with a look of horror on her face asked "is that a manatee in the back?"

"No that's Eli." Eli waved to Mariana and drank his beer.

"OK I'm not leaving with him." She said.

"Why? He's just a druggie."

"No, he's fat and he takes up way too much room, and he's a fucking drug addict. He'll be a burden on us."

Eli finished his beer and pushed Mariana. Axel went apeshit and grabbed a tire iron and hit Eli in the face with it. Eli fell over and bleeding all over, tackles Axel to the ground and starts punching him. From across the way, a boy named Riley ran from a pack of zombies and went over to see the fight.

"I've been waiting all day to see this. Oh look a joint." He picked up Axel's joint and smoked it while watching the fight.

"Hey asshole, you took my joint! I'll kill you!"

Riley stole a bag of tweak from the van and ran after Axel saw him.

Together Axel and Eli caught Riley and jumped him and took their drugs back and beat his ass some more.

"Stop! Fighting's against the law!" Mariana ran over and stopped the fight.

"Let's just go."

Axel ran with Mariana back to the van. Wonkle is sitting in the front seat drinking a Mickeys. Eli is running after them. Axel pushes Wonkle to the side and tries to start the car. Eli catches up and bangs on the window.

"Wait! I don't care if I live or die, just grant me one wish!" Mariana opens the window and asks what.

"I wanna fuck you" says Eli. Axle draws his gun. Mariana says well you've had a miserable life I might as well grant you one wish before you die. Wankle wakes up from being drunk and says im gonna get more beer. Axel offers to come with him and riley taggs along. Cut to

The van is empty except for Mariana and Eli. There is a bottle of Jack, Jim Beam, tequila and a sack of coke on the ground. Axel's bong is resinated as fuck. There are mirrors with cocaine residue all over them. Mariana and Eli are fucking like rabbits while everyone outside smokes cigarettes. They are making all sorts of monkey noises and Mariana coos as Eli caresses her breasts. They fuck in all sorts of positions like missionary, doggystyle, arabian goggles. Occasionally it gets so loud that zombies come up and watch.

"Jesus they've been in there for almost two hours." Says Axel.

Wonkle is passed out drunk next to the van. Riley is loading up his pipe and asks Axel if he wants a toke. "Yeah sure I'll take one." Says Axel. "Yeah me too" says a zombie.

"You can't have weed, your dead."

"Then how I'm talking asshole?"

"Fuck you!" says Axel and he draws his knife.

Riley looks up and his jaw drops.

"Mr Edwards!"

"Yeah nigga, you think I don't smoke?"

"No I thought your fat ass was dead."

"I died when I started working at OHS."

"Just shut up and smoke."

Inside the van, Mariana and Eli smoke stogs as they come down off of a yey and sex high They are both naked. They make out between smoking and fondling each other. "I'll miss you." Says Eli. "I'll miss you too."

"I'm sorry but I'm just too cool to be with you."

"Yeah I figured. I don't blame you."

"Ok well, one last quickie before you let me go?"

"Alright where's the coke at?"

"In my pocket."

Eli pulls out his coke and dumps it out and they both snort it and go back at it.

"Oh fuck they're making noises again." Complains Riley as they smoke.

"I never thought I'd smoke marijuana outside a police station." Comments Mr. Edwards.

"Smoke Marijuana?" "you're a lame" says Axel.

"Yeah you are. Why'd you come to Strand you kook."

"How dare you talk to me like that." Says Mr. Edwards

"Your big nigger ass better not be trying to stand up to us." Says Riley.

"Youse a nigga too!" replies Mr. Edwards

"Let's fuck this fool up!" yells Axel.

Axel gets up off the sidewalk goes over to Mr Edwars and slams him into the van that Mariana and Eli are having sex at. Eli says "what the fuck is our nigga principal doing here' Mr Edwards responds by saying "Watching you guys have sex" Mariana says that's really akward you black ass pervert. Eli get up takes a knife and stabs the shit out of the nigga. Axel jumps into the van sees Eli having sex with his sister and says what the fuck and smacks him in the fucking face. Eli pulls out his bong and says "hitt greens". Axel takes the bong and breaks it. Eli takes a 2 by 4 and knocks axle out. Wankle is drunk as fuck as he goes and said DON'T WORRY AXLE ILL SAVE YOU and goes to tackle Eli. Mariana meanwhile notices the bong is not broken she takes it takes out a bowl from her own sack and smokes it while watching the fight with amusement. Then when shes done she notices Riley trying to grab the bong from her she gets up gets her rifle and shoots his nigga ass. After evreyone sees she shot riley evreyone stops fighting and Axle orders Eli to get the fuck out. We don't need you trying to hog all the space in this van get the fuck out. Marianna mouths sorry and flashes him really quick. Eli gets out and says " Ill have the bed waiting for you in hell. Mariana says one more thing goes over drops Elis pants and gives him a blow job then sucks his dick. Then Axle throws hiss ass out of the van and they drive off.

Eli walked down the street from the police station. Zombies are all around. He has a big fucking grin on his face. He has two kitchen knives in his hands as he stabs each one that gets too close.

"So I'm going to die." He thought to himself.

"Well, I might as well make this interesting. I'm gonna go to Colinia!" Eli smashes a car window and jacks it and drives off.

Guest Director Eli Lipton

This is a true story. There really are zombies in oxnard shores. I am not kidding. Send help. The Bush adminsitration is covering up the outbreak! Stop it before it gets to L.A. I am not joking you need an AK-47 to be safe here.