Caution: If you happen to be one of the few in this world who are 'not psychotic,' I advice you to read this only if you do not have a problem with your brain being turned in to mush and your life changing from the 'sane' to the 'insane.' If you happen to be one of the many who have already found this wonderful way to live as being 'strange' and/or 'weird,' please enjoy. Thank you.
Disclaimer: Trust us, Titan Queen, Mirage992, nor myself do not own Teen Titans. We do own Magic For Dummies and Egypt, More Than a Desert. We do not own one of the many openings to "Myth Busters" we are using, though…
Remember, kids, don't try this at home. We are what you call 'weirdos'.
Chap 1: Intro
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"So… this is boring," Wave Maker, a 13-year-old girl, said lying on a couch inside an underground room, tossing a yo-yo up and down. She had medium brown skin, brown eyes, and brown hair with light and dark blue streaks. She wore a blue belly shirt with a black jacket over it and blue jeans with rips on the knee and black straps hanging from and then reattaching to the belt in a punk-like way. She played with a necklace she was wearing with a glass cube on the end. She also had a blue tech watch she wore. She designed it her self, and set it to give her weapons, change her appearance, and even to give her control over any one of the four elements.
"Well, what do you want to do?" Titan Queen turned around from the computer she had to look at Wave Maker. Titan Queen, also 13, wore a pair of khaki pants and a black shirt saying, 'Sometimes I shoot to please, but mostly I shoot to kill,' the 'i' in 'Sometimes,' and 'kill' being a bullet hole. She had crimpled brown-blonde hair and slightly tanned skin. She also had bangle bracelets, which helped her control the powers she had to make any inanimate object come alive. "You could write a fanfic like me!"
"No! I am already doing that! What do you think the readers are reading right now?" Wave Maker said pointing behind her to your computer screen.
"Ohhh…" Mirage992, or simply Mirage, said, looking up from her book to see. This 13-year-old had dirty blond hair with black streaks and fair skin. Her hazel eyes looked over at the other two and then back to her book. Her hand reached up and played with her earrings that were small silver ankhs and then the necklace she wore which was the eye of Horus. She was wearing blue jeans and a white T-shirt with a picture of Isis, an Egyptian god, on it. She also was a super hero, with the power over white magic, the Egyptian plagues, and scarabs and mummies. "You could read?"
"Don't even joke like that," Wave Maker said smiling. She glanced over to see if Mirage had gotten it, she had.
"I wasn't joking," She said copying Raven's monotone voice while slightly grinning. The two girls glanced over at Titan Queen.
"GOOD! Cause it wasn't funny!" Titan Queen loudly said and burst out laughing. The three girls were very good friends and even better TT fans.
"For real though, pick up a book!" Mirage said tossing one to each girl.
"Magic for dummies? Yeah…" Wave Maker said reading the title, "You think I'm a dummy?" She laughed, shrugged and flipped through the pages, "Whoa…"
"What?" Titan Queen asked as she put her book, Egypt, More Than a Desert, down and walked over to her.
"Read the page on the left, from the last paragraph down," Wave Maker said handing the book over to her.
"'For spells that can be used by someone with out magic, there are ones to go into the future (pg. 100), to go to other dimensions (pg. 125), and to do multiple other things.' So?" Titan Queen handed the book back over.
"So! We are all TT fans! We can go into the Teen Titans dimension and meet them! A fan's dream!" Wave Maker said as she stood up on the couch and began jumping on the seat.
"Wow! Flip to the page! Flip to the page!" Mirage exclaimed understanding the girl's excitement. Wave Maker fell back in her seat and grabbed the book, flipping it to page 125.
"It says that this spell takes 2 or more people, and what we have to say for it to work is easy. Good. It says it is a portal that will be opened by saying, 'Florgorsh, margs, and then what the dimension is called to the caster of the spell! It is easy!" Wave Maker said reading the page.
"Let's try it!" Titan Queen said.
"But what would we do when we get there, if we get there?" Mirage asked.
"We could drive them insane!" Wave Maker said.
"We could have cookies and milk!" Titan Queen said.
"We could marry Titan Queen and Robin!" Wave Maker said happily.
"NO!" Titan Queen yelled.
"Why don't we do all of them?" Mirage suggested happy with the ideas.
"NO! I don't want to be embarrassed!" Titan Queen yelled again.
"Yeah!" Wave Maker said agreeing with Mirage.
"Ok, let's do it! Ready. Florgorsh, margs, Teen Titan's dimension," Mirage said and waited. Nothing happened.
"According to the book, we need to be in a circle like formation, come on," Wave Maker said sitting on the floor with the book and pulling the others in to the circle.
"But!" Titan Queen said, but stopped thinking that they wouldn't really do that.
"Now everyone say it on 3. 1…2…" Wave Maker said and then everyone said the 'magic words'.
A blue portal suddenly appeared.
"It did work!" Mirage said and put her hand through, but she didn't realize the pull of the portal and was pulled through.
"Mirage!" They gasped and dove in after her.
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They appeared right in the air and fell onto what looked like the roof of a building.
"Where are we?" Mirage asked.
"On Titans Tower!" Wave Maker yelled happily floating over the edge. The others walked over and looked down.
"Sweet!" Titan Queen exclaimed and jumped into the air.
"Do we go talk to them now?" Mirage asked.
"I say we do it sneak-i-fied!" Wave Maker said and pulled the other two into a group huddle.
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"NO! NO!" The TV screamed in a girl's voice as it played 'Wicked Scary 2: Sweet Scared Revenge'.
Wave Maker looked over from the hallway. Good, they were distracted. She floated up to a black pipe hanging from the ceiling and sat on it.
"Send, PDA," she whispered as a sky blue PDA with a midnight blue wave on the back appeared. She then pulled out a small metal object and tossed it in the air. It began to hover for a second and then flew behind the TV.
"Good, now I can work on connecting the TV to my PDA," she whispered.
Raven looked up from her book in annoyance at how loud the TV was and then glanced at the remote laying on the coffee table. She used her magic to hit the volume down button and returned to her book.
Cyborg heard the change and hit the up button.
Raven, this time even more annoyed, turned it down again.
This started a fight.
"Raven, it's not that loud!" Cyborg yelled over the sound.
"Then why are you screaming?" Raven asked.
"She does have the… point, correct?" Starfire asked.
"Yeah, yeah, so it's loud! Turn it down and let's get back to… the movie," Beast Boy ended sadly as he turned back to the screen to see the movie had ended and a new movie was beginning.
As he looked at the TV, Titan Queen and Mirage came up to the edge of the wall and looked up at Wave Maker. The two sent a 'thumbs up' and waited for a reply.
"Now can we turn it off?" Raven grabbed the remote and pointed it at the TV.
Wave Maker sent the signal and shooed them as the Titans moved to the spot where the pair could be visible.
"Yeah, why don't we go get some pizza?" Robin said, but suddenly turned to face the place where the two had been.
"What is it Rob?" Cyborg asked, first looking at Robin, and then looking to the hallway.
"There's something, I don't- I thought I had saw something there," Robin slowly turned back and looked at the other Titans.
Raven levitated over to the hallway. "I can't see anything, but I did feel like someone was in the room other than us, I still do," she told them and peered down the long hallway.
Titan Queen pulled herself into the shadow and waited for Raven to go back to the rest of the group in the middle.
"Are you scared again, cause I want to know if something is going to eat me," Beast Boy asked looking around cautiously.
"If I was, I wouldn't be flying, obviously," she said very annoyed.
"Besides, she did not watch the movie," Starfire pointed out.
"It can't be an intruder, the security system is…off?" Cyborg raced over and checked. It was indeed off. "What the?" he asked.
Suddenly someone coughed.
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Wave Maker: So, that's the first chapter, tell us how much you liked (or hated) it in a review please!
Mirage: Next chapter we meet the Titans!
Titan Queen: rolls eyesI think they figured that out already.
Mirage: You wan't to start something?
Titan Queen: No I want to finish it by taking you down!
Mirage: Anytime, anywhere!
Wave Maker: I swear! It's like taking care of kids!
Titan Queen and Mirage: We heard that!