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Chapter 5: Know Your Authoresses!
Five Titans and three authoresses sat in the main room around the large TV.
"Can we start it?" Titan Queen asked, smiling wide.
"If you must," Mirage said. Titan Queen jumped up and popped a tape in the VCR (I don't know whether they have a DVD player, a VCR, or both, so go with me on this!). She hit the 'Play' button and a picture appeared on the screen.
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(These are in script, cause it is kinda easier to write in… kinda. Oh, and I haven't seen All That in a while so this may not be very close to what happens)
Mystery Voice: Know your authoresses, know your authoresses, know your authoresses…
WM: -sitting in directors chair, looks up to ceiling- What the freak?
MV: Wave Maker… draws Beast Boy in her notebook when no one is looking.
WM: I also draw Star and Raven cause those three are the only ones whose pics don't end up horrid, and no one likes Cy or Robin. (In real world, Robin and Cy stare evilly at WM)
MV: -Angry she didn't get upset- Wave Maker… also thinks that Beast Boy should be the leader of the team.
WM: Excuse me? If he was the leader, then the Titans would never defeat a villian, though someone should replace Robin. (Now BB and Rob stare evilly at WM (Robin even more so))
MV: -light bulb- Wave Maker… is half boy, half pink, and ¾ Terra fan.
WM: A) Boys are… well, I don't want to offend any boys. (All the boys stare evilly at WM as she says, "I didn't say it!") B) Pink is way to girly! Blue is the way to go! BLUE, BLUE, BLUE! C) If you ever accuse me of being a Terra fan, I shall… well, I don't know what I will do, but it will be bad! And D) That would be more than a whole.
MV: Too bad for you!
WM: -jumps back surprised-
MV: Wave Maker… is in love with Beast Boy, and hates Raven for taking BB away from her. (BB inches away from WM)
WM: -eye twitches- EEWWWW! Bad image! You have a mental illness don't you? Besides, if I didn't want Rae and BB to be together, I'd be like Terra, and no one wants to be like that!(BB and Star stare evilly at WM for dissing TerraThey are both very good friends with her)
MV: Oh yeah! Make fun of me… Mrs. Logan. Wave Maker… also likes Cyborg because they have so much in common, and hates Jinx and Bumble Bee. (Cy inches away from WM)
WM: -gags 2 times- EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW! EVEN WORSE mental image!
MV: Now you know, Mrs. Logan/Stone…
WM: No, they don't! My name is Ms.Wave Maker and I don't like anyone that way, especially idiots! And, hey, get back here! -runs up to camera but it disappears. Then runs into darkness-
-Door opening sound-
WM: Dang it, he's not here!
-Door slamming sound-
-Foot step sounds-
-Door opening sound-
WM: Dang it, not here either!
-Door slamming sound-
Etc…
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Back in the present Mirage, and Titan Queen are all laughing. Starfire is wondering why making fun of someone is funny and staring evilly at Wave Maker. Raven is reading a book, with no interest in the show. Robin is half laughing too, but also half glaring at WM, and Beast Boy and Cyborg are hiding from Wave Maker.
And Wave Maker, she is sitting with her fingers in her ears, shaking her head and squeezing her eyes.
"La, la, la, la, la! I can't hear you, I can't hear you!" Wave Maker called over the TV.
"Relax WM, it's over," Titan Queen said.
"I can't hear you, I can't hear you! Rats, rats, I hate rats, they drive me crazy, crazy, I was crazy once! They put me in a little rubber room, I died in that room, they buried me in a deep, dark hole with rats, rats, I hate-" Wave Maker sang, not hearing Titan Queen talk.
"Wave Maker!" Mirage yelled. Wave Maker still sang.
"I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves. I know a song that get's on everybody's nerves, and this is how it goes! I know a song that- Oh hey TQ, is it over?" WM asked as Titan Queen pulled Wave Maker's fingers out of her ears.
"Yeah, now it's Mirage's turn!" Titan Queen said smiling. She pushed the 'eject' button and put the tape in her pocket (love how everything can fit in a cartoon's pocket even if it is 2 or more times larger than the cartoon, let alone the pocket. :D) and pulled another out. She pushed it in and pressed 'play'.
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Mystery Voice: Know your authoresses, know your authoresses, know your authoresses…
Mirage: -in directors chair- What in the world was that?
MV: Mirage992… is crazy about Mad Mod and draws him in her notebook, and also receives nightly visits from him in her room.
Mirage: -eye twitches (you will see a lot of that in the Intro series)- What drugs are you using, 'cause you know this is a K+ story.
MV: Mirage992… has married Mad Mod and has had many children with him.
Mirage: -shivers- Where the heck do you come up with this stuff?
MV: Mirage992… baby-sits Titan Queen's kids from the boys/men on Final Fantasy, Inuyasha, and Teen Titans. (Inside joke!)
TQ: -Walks in- I paid you to make fun of them and not to make fun of me, why would you do so anyway!
MV: This girl paid me 2 cents to add you to my embarrassment list, and hey, I gotta go with the higher payment!
WM: -Suddenly is pushed out of the darkness- I finally found the door that leads to where he is…
TQ: I am so gonna get you back at school! –Walks off-
WM: -shrugs and looks at camera- What can she do? –walks off-
MV: Can I get back to my job?
TQ: -Suddenly appears again- Oh, about that, you are fired!
Suddenly Telletubbies come out and start chasing Titan Queen around trying to hug her.
MV: HAHAHA! Feel my wrath and next time, think twice about firing me! Now, back to making fun of- where did she go. –Looks at empty chair-
Suddenly, camera disappears.
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Wave Maker is smiling, but not laughing because she understands what Mirage is going through. (You would think I'd be laughing harder:D ) TQ is staring angrily at Wave Maker, Robin, Beast Boy, and Cyborg are all laughing. Raven has started another book, and Starfire is trying to comfort Mirage is shaking her head is fear.
"I still get willies from thinking about marring that old freaky dude," Mirage said shivering from the fear.
"I told you to cut that last part about me out!" Titan Queen yelled at Wave Maker.
"But I thought the Titans should see it! It was too funny not to show," Wave Maker defended. She looked down at watch and her eyes widened in shock, "You guys! We've gotta get home," she said pointing to her watch.
Mirage looked down at her own watch, "You're right!"
"So you're leaving?" Raven asked.
"Yeah, but we will be back tomorrow, it's the weekend, no school!" Wave Maker cheered.
"We will?" Titan Queen asked sadly as Mirage nodded.
"Ok, bye!" Mirage said and the three writers walked towards the door. They waved and then exited towards the roof.
"So… is that it?" Beast Boy asked. Raven shrugged and went back to her book.
"Whatever," Cyborg said and flopped down on the couch in front of the TV.
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TQ: That was funny!
WM: I have to admit, yours was funny, Mirage.
M: Atleast I wasn't married to Beat Boy!
WM: Atleast I didn't receive nightly visits from Mad Mod!
M: Atleast I wasn't also paired up with Cyborg!
WM: Atleast I didn't have kids with an old weirdo!
TQ: And you think I'm a kid, fighting about lies that were made up?
WM: Yeah, what's your point?
TQ: -whacks head- Anyway, please review, and tell her to call off the wedding!
WM: They like the idea of the wedding!
TQ: WHAT! NOOOOOOOOOOO!