You know the drill:
Reviews:
TerraRocksMyYellowSocks: Thanks! And I'm going to forget you used that name… I hate Terra because she ruined the BBXRae thing! Simple as that, oh, and cuz she worked with Slade! Oh, and nice idea! Ok, ttyl!
Smart one: Don't worry, the wedding, or should I say, no that will ruin the surprise (though you all have probably figured it out by now) will be this chap! And all the demands will be met.
Mirage992: I sent it to you in an Email, you did not reply and I had told TQ that I would put it up soon. Not my fault…
Pyrotechnic: Your wish is granted. Yours truly, WM:)
IgomSoul Sculptor: OMG! You're a mind reader! I was gonna say Mad Mod if everyone said no one, but I thought that would be wrong! See M, people agree with me!
M: -mumbles under breath-
Anyway, enjoy!
Disclaimer: We don't own anything, and I'm very sorry for any out-of-characterness, but it makes things more funny!
Chapter 7: I do 2 (get it, I do too)
After stops to reviewer's houses, other dimensions, and a certain evil villain's lair, (though Mirage knew nothing of this) the helicopter made it to the church, surprisingly, before the Titans.
Mirage walked in and walked straight in to the room in the back where she would be getting ready. She was the one who would be joining the two together in eternal suffering. Yes, being married to Robin is like that, ask TQ… she knows.
IgomSoul Sculptor and Jack Shoreshooter from "Nightmares and swordsmen" walked in afterward and sat down waiting for the wedding. Lord of the crossovers and a 16 year old version of Virgil from "Devil May Cry 3" walked in next and sat down also. Smart one and a little super skinny, bony and filthy super chatterbox girl who was high on sugar walked in. The girl's name was Sparx and she was the flower girl. Mirage walked out to check on Sparx. She walked over to her.
"Go down to the second room on the left and get changed out of that old dress. And fix your hair, too!" Mirage said, noting the filthy little rag of a dress the girl was wearing and the filthy, every colored hair she had. Mirage walked back in the back to continue to get ready.
Pyrotechnic's scream was heard as she fell through the roof of the church.
"Hi!" she said to everyone, smiling, as she stood up and brushed herself off. Instead of formal clothes, she was wearing a pair of jeans with a shirt that said, "I didn't do it" on the front. She walked over and sat on the groom's side, and tried talking to Lord of the crossover's guest, Virgil, but he didn't talk much (at all) so she quickly became quite.
Wave Maker finally walked in after making sure that the unknown guest would be hidden from Mirage till the end of the chapter. She pulled in Robin and Titan Queen who were tied up in ultra-strong vines (they're plants, so they're living, so TQ can't control them). She pulled two chairs to the front of the church and tied one of the two to be wed to each.
"This is going to be the happiest day of your life, Robin! You get to marry someone as good as TQ," Wave Maker said as she looked at Robin with this scarily insane face. She turned to Titan Queen, "And you, you I pity." She walked to the window as Robin looked at her with a disdain (Oh! Vocab word! If you do not know what it means, it means he hates my guts…) look.
"Mirage!" Wave Maker called, ignoring Robin.
"What?" Mirage asked.
"They're here… the Titans I mean…"
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The four not engaged titans appeared at the church.
"Ya know," Cyborg began as he made his way towards the door, "This seems too easy." 60 people in outfits (with the letters FFC on them) appeared out of nowhere and pulled out weapons… non-lethal weapons, cause this is K!
"Maybe, because it is," Raven said as her hands glowed black.
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Mirage walked out in a gold minister outfit with an ankh on the front. "They are?" she asked as she approached the window.
"Yeah… they just met our fans…" Wave Maker replied as she watched the titans fight the fans.
"Who? Oh, you mean the brain washed TT haters," Mirage said as she walked up to the window.
Robin's mouth dropped open. "You mean there are those who actually hate us!"
"You, I can understand," Wave Maker said as Robin glared at her, yet again, "But all the titans… its just wrong! So we brain washed them, problem solved! Ok, M, is it time for the wedding?"
"Please say no, please say no, please say no!" Titan Queen and Robin repeated at the same time.
"Yeah!" Mirage replied as two 'dang it's could be heard.
"Yay! Outfit change: Black and Blue formal," Wave Maker said into her watch. Glitter started at her feet and one pass over her body later and she was wearing a blue 3/4-sleeve shirt, complete with wave on front and a pair of fancy black pants (I never wear a dress or skirts, unless it's picture day or a wedding or… nevermind).
"I have got to get me one of those," pyrotechnic said to herself.
"Ok… we are gathered here today to forcibly bond these two in marriage. If there is anyone here," Robin and Titan Queen opened their mouths, "besides the bride and groom," they closed their mouths, " who does not wish for them to be joined, please speak now, or you missed your chance."
Suddenly Starfire burst through the door. Wave Maker pushed a button on her watch, Mirage pulled a scroll out behind her back (with a mummy on it), and Starfire began to talk. Now it is time for bathroom breaks and going for food. Jk…
"I wish to stop the- what? No Please, let go!" Starfire said as a mummy and a 'fan' dragged her back outside.
"Ok, where was I… Robin, do you take TQ to be your wife, to have and to hold and all that jazz," Mirage said as her eyes glowed white. Robin's did the same before saying in a zombie like voice, 'I do…'
"Good… and TQ, same question." The same thing happened to TQ, except it was harder for Mirage to control her 'cause Titan Queen actually has a brain instead of air beneath the hair.
"YAY! Weddings over! Party time!" Mirage cheered.
"No… one more wedding!" Wave Maker said, grinning evilly.
"W-who's," Mirage asked, scared at the answer she knew was coming.
"GUESS!" Wave Maker said with such a happy, psychotic, totally disturbing face it would have made Raven scared, and Raven doesn't do fear. Wave Maker suddenly pulled out her PDA and wrote something in. As suddenly as Raven had hugged BB in Spellbound, Mirage spun around (u know, Sims style!) to appeared in a gold dress and drum roll please for her husband Slade appeared.
"Slade!" Robin said freaking out.
"Isn't he too old for me," Mirage said.
"No one cares, right?" Wave Maker asked as she looked towards the readers and other guests, who eagerly nodded in agreement. "Besides, we all know you have a thing for Rob."
"That story was totally a lie!" Slade said angrily.
"SLADE!" Robin screamed running over to Slade for an attack.
Suddenly (man, I love that word), Starfire burst through the doors, causing Robin to stop the attack.
"I wish to stop the wedding!" She cried.
"It already ended," Titan Queen said tearing off the dress. Star immediately recognized TQ as the 'wife' of Robin. Her eyes turned in to little green slits as she raised her left arm and fired 5 (non-lethal) starbolts at Titan Queen. When the smoke cleared, all that was left was a little burnt stick figure. Starfire, feeling much better now, quickly flew through the door. Robin looked back through the door before charging at Slade again. Wave Maker quickly stepped in the way.
"Can we get through with the wedding first?" she asked as Mirage and Slade shook their heads in the background pleadingly.
Robin quickly agreed knowing it would be better to have him go through embarrassment before he fought him. He sat down.
Wave Maker turned to Titan Queen, "Should we take his mask off for the wedding?" Titan Queen nodded as Robin sat square up. And, yet again, Starfire burst in, ruining the flow.
"Robin, we must leave," Starfire said floating next to him.
"But the wedding!" Wave Maker said.
"But the reception!" Titan Queen said.
'Help me!' Mirage mouthed.
"NO!" Starfire said. Robin began to nod trying to convince her to stay.
"There will be mustard…just think, mustard in glasses, mustard filled donuts, hot dogs…"Wave Maker said.
"With mustard?" Starfire asked.
"Of course," Wave Maker replied.
Starfire's mouth turned from a small smile to a large one as she turned to Robin and said, "We are staying!" She quickly left through the door and returned seconds later with the other Titans.
"Do we have to?" Raven asked.
"YES!" Starfire said, excited that she would get to drink the stupid yellow liquid like food substance known as mustard.
"Fine…" Raven said and pulled a book out from her cape.
"Yay!" Wave Maker cheered, "Alright, send down the hook!"
"Hook?" Robin asked as he charged the camera he had gotten from that silly belt of his.
"Yeah, cause nobody would even poke him with a 12 foot TT hater!" Titan Queen explained.
"HEY! I resent that!" Slade yelled.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah," Wave Maker said.
The intensity of the church increased as the hook came down, hooked on to the squirming Slade's mask, and began to pull it off. Of course though, since it is so fun to bring up a Titan's hopes, and then bring them crashing to the ground (JK), a pixel thing came his face. (Also because no one can know Slade is really Slade Wilson.
Rob: What?
WM: Nothing…)
"WHAT!" Robin yelled angrily. He stood up and turned to the other Titans, "Alright, we are leaving!"
"We are not leaving till we get MUSTARD!" Starfire yelled.
"Or we could stay…" Robin said sitting back down.
"Good, alright, M, do you take Slade to be your creepy, scary, Robin-obsessed husband?" Wave Maker asked. She pulled out her PDA and wrote something in.
"I'll never, ever, in a mil- I do," Mirage said as she tried to resist.
"And Slade, do you take Mirage to be your Angry, bad-tempered wife?" WM asked to Slade. She wrote something else down this time.
"Why, you nasty little- I do," Slade said.
"YAY! Now it is wedding time! TQ, could you untie the ropes. TQ did, but as soon as she did, Mirage jumped up and did her evil laugh thing.
"You shouldn't have let me go, cause now I can call me mummies!" Mirage said as she pulled out two scrolls with mummies on them. She rolled them up as mummies crawled up from the floor. She caught Slade trying to sneak away, but was faster than him.
"ATTACK!" She screamed, her mind having already snapped, like a dry and brittle twig. She pointed to Slade and half the mummies did as they were told.
"Now, this never happened, right?" Mirage asked everyone else as her mummies walked up, very slowly, I might add. Everyone shook his or her head.
"Good. Actually, on second thought, attack!" She yelled and the mummies began to walk forwards. Wave Maker was quick though and turned on the radio. The mummies immediately began to do the 'walk like an Egyptian' dance, which Mirage says is nothing like how they really walked, but that is another story.
"What! No, my mummies cannot be stopped by mus- hey this is 102.5," Mirage said and immediately began to dance.
Mirage and Slade, and TQ and Robin all had to have their first dance as a married couple, and then everyone else just dance o 102.5, again.
After the dancing, everyone ate cake and talked. Here are just a few of the conversations:
"Raven?" Virgil asked walked up to Raven, as Pyrotechnic mumbled, 'Sure, don't talk to me, but go ahead and talk to her.'
"Virgil," Raven said, very surprised.
"Virgil?" Beast Boy asked as he handed a cup of punch to Raven. (Oh! Love triangle!)
"Past relationship, you wouldn't understand," Raven told him.
"Try me!" Beat Boy defended.
"It's a crossover," Virgil explained.
"A what-under?"
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"You created this yourself?" Cyborg asked.
"I want it," Pyrotechnic said, grabbing the PDA.
"It's mine," Wave Maker said.
"No it's not!" Pyrotechnic said.
"Yes, it is," Wave Maker said, turning it over to show the wave on the back.
"Oh yeah… but it's mine now!" Pyrotechnic said and ran off with it.
"Hey! I want it too, it's so shiny!" Cyborg called. (twitch, twitch.)
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"MUSTARD!" Starfire cried in joy as she downed a bottle.
"Starfire, we are leaving. These people are mental and staying here any longer will affect our sanity more so than it already has," Robin said. He walked to the door of the church pulling a Titan along, one by one, with him.
"But mustard!"
"But shinyness!"
"-monotone- But Virgil."
"Ok, let's go," Beast Boy said pulling Raven away from Virgil. Raven mouthed 'call ya' as Beast Boy pulled her out the doors.
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"Ok! Bye! Talk to you later!" Wave Maker called as all the reviewers and their guests left. Mirage and Titan Queen walked by, angry looks obvious on their faces.
"What?" Wave Maker asked, smiled and walked towards the helicopter.
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WM: I'm so sad, we only have one more chapter left!
M & TQ: You're sad! We were just married to fictional characters!
WM: Yeah, but we will never speak to the reviewers again!
TQ: Well, not until the next wedding…
M: -whacks head because TQ just gave away secret-
WM: -scared- W-whose?
M: Guess! Man that felt good to say!
WM: -Turns pale-
TQ: Well, since WM has gone in to shock and can't speak, we will say the final words. So, please…
M: …review! -Her and TQ pick up stiff as board WM and carry her off… well, where ever they are standing…-