By animeninjaNIPPON
The sound of dripping water awoke the adolescent ambassador to a dark room filled with pipes and nozzles. He tried to move but his hands and feet were bound to a pipe by neon blue rings he figured were sonic handcuffs. Then he remembered his attacker.
"Tak!" he called. "Get back here! You think no one will find me down here? This is clearly my basement! TAAAK!"
"Be quiet." Tak's silhouette rose from behind a corner. "I'm not going to kill you until I have my ransom monies."
"Ransom?" Dib cried. "You kidnapped me?"
"I have debts to pay off." She walked over to a box and sat down. "But I'm going to use those monies to rebuild the fallen Irken Empire!"
"You can't do that! Even if I'm gone, the Resisty - the whole Intergalactic Ambassador's Association - they all know how to kill Irkens!"
"Well...I'll figure out the details later." She opened her PAK and took something out. "And here's your pizza." She hurled it at Dib and it hit his face with a SPLAT.
"Thanksh..." he mumbled.
They sat there in total silence for fifteen minutes. Dib couldn't see at all due to the sticky food substance in his face and all over his glasses, he couldn't move without straining his wrists and ankles, and he couldn't think because he desperately needed to use the restroom. Unable to do anything else, Dib began singing the Doom Song.
Tak perked her antennae. "What?"
He sang louder. "Doom doom doomdoom..."
"Stop that!"
"DOOMDOOMDOOM - "
"SHUT UP!"
"DOOM DOOM DOOM - "
Tak marched over to Dib and ripped the pizza out of his face. He sang on. "Why won't you stop?" she demanded.
"DOOM - lemme go to the bathroom and I'll stop - DOOM - "
"NEVER!" She cried, almost channeling Zim in her complaint.
"Doomdoom - well, I guess I'll mess myself... Doom doom..."
One of Tak's amethyst eyes twitched in aggrivation. Dib kept on singing the Doom Song. Tak reached up to where Dib's hands were cuffed to the pipe and turned off the handcuffs with a demagnetizer, then did the same to the cuffs on his feet. He ceased his song and crashed to the ground.
"All right," she seethed, "let's go. But I'm warning you - if you try to escape, you'll pay."
Dib rose from the cold ground and they went upstairs to the nearest restroom.
End of part four
Sorry, another short chappie. Don't worry, they will get longer by around chapter six, I promise!
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