By animeninjaNIPPON
"Zim!" Dib yelled in shock. "I thought you returned to your home planet!"
"Do I know you, stinkbeast?" Zim asked casually. "You speak as though we've MET before."
"I'm the one who foiled your mission! I caused you to retreat back to the place from which you came…" Dib rethought that sentence and realized that his conversation with his former foe was going nowhere.
"Who, me?" He widened his eyes innocuously. "I'm just a sweet Irken from planet Irk."
Gaz pushed Dib aside (rather violently) and jumped forward, causing Tak to recoil. "We are LOST, and we need to phone a taxi so we can get HOME!"
"We're going to PaNoCon," Dib corrected from the floor.
Zim studied Gaz carefully as he stroked his chin. "Why the hurry to leave, HUMAN? You'll MISS the UNVEILING!"
"Unveiling?" Dib repeated, rising to his feet. "Of what? Your newest plan to take over the world?"
"Yeees…" Zim smiled evilly. "Will you not stay and watch?"
Dib glanced up at the green monarch, exhaling slowly. "I suppose. But just for tonight."
"Anything's better than that STUPID convention," Gaz spat, crossing her arms over her chest.
"YES!" Zim stood up on his throne and shot his fists into the air. "Then let the celebrating COMMENCE!"
The Irken crowd cheered and hollered with excitement until Zim held out his palm and silenced them. "But first…we must have the NAMES of our guests!"
"But Zim, you know our names!" Dib protested.
"LIAR!" Zim pointed a finger at the boy in black underwear. "Reveal your NAME!"
"I'm Dib." He turned and pointed to Gaz, who still had her arms crossed. "That's my sister, Gaz."
"How-do-you-do," she mumbled with a monotone.
"DIB. GAZ." Zim reiterated each name with slight disgust. "You are to bear witness to the UNVEILING of my newest CREATION!"
"Cue the music!" Tak screeched. Red flicked a switch and music began to play, accompanied by the falling of balloons and confetti.
"What are we going to do?" Dib asked.
"Don't ask me." Gaz remained solemn with her arms still crossed over her chest.
End of part four