Don't own Inuyasha

:Sesshomaru's POV:

The hanyou no baka was bothering me. Again. The two ningens were behind us chattering about who knows what and he was saying something about some girl with eyes of something. I was not paying much attention to him so he began to say something about a 'cold callous bastard'. As soon as I heard him mutter something about "can't get it up" I decided to teach him a lesson. "Keep fucking around with me little brother and I will put you in your place." Just then the taller one rushed over to pick the idiot hanyou off the ground. She said something of interest to my little brother but immediately came over to my side and placed her slender hand on my shoulder.

"So, Sesshomaru. How are you?"

I didn't say anything. Damn humans.

"You don't talk a lot do you?"

I slanted her a look as we began walking again.

"Do you want to tell me something about yourself?"

"No."

"Why?"
"Because I choose not to."
"Why?"

"Because I just don't."

"Why?"
She was really trying my patience. "I do not feel like it."

"I know I'm bothering you. Come on though we're guests in your house. You chose to let us stay- you can't just be all aloof and pretend like we're not here."
"I didn't choose to do anything. My brother volunteered us out of spite for me."
"AHA! You just told me somethin about yourself! Thanks babe." She patted me on my back side. 'Americans.' I thought. We will be home in about two minutes. That's if I can last that long without driving my poison claws through one of them.

:Kai's POV:

After I bugged the older of the two I stepped back a bit more to stand between Cathy and the younger. "So, what's up?"

Cathy gave me the most deadly of her death glares and I actually inwardly squirmed a bit under such scrutiny from my best friend. "What?"

"Dont play dumb."
"What? What did I do?"
"UGH! Kai... you... I dont believe... Oh my go..." she finally gave up with a resigned sigh.

"Man, Inuyasha," I quickly turned to him which appearantly startled him because he was staring at me... I think. "Listen, my girl here has the hots for your brother..."
"Pfft. Dont waste your time. He's as frigid as ice. The only girl I've ever seen him with was some dumb bimbo who he only went out with for a bet."

"Doesnt mean he can't start..."

"You can try."

"No, you're gonna try."
"What?"

"Kinda, you know, talk to him. Hint to him. Ask him what he thinks."

"Me and my brother aren't neccesarily the two to sit around and gossip like that."
"Well, start fool!"

"Y-"

"Come on pleeeeasseee..." I gave him the best puppy dog look i could muster. "For me?" Appearantly he couldnt resist. He sighed an "Okay."

'Wow' I thought, 'that has never worked before.'

"We're here." At Sesshomaru's voice I stopped and looked at a grand shrine. There was a giant main house next to what I presumed to be a storage house. There was a large yard and a few other houses. I'd have to remember to ask what they were. They were all made in the traditional Japanese style.

"Cool..." They led us into the house to show us our rooms. By the looks of the place they were loaded. "Nice place." Cathy nodded her agreement. We took off our shoes, walked into the house and wandered down a hall. I looked to the right of me and there was a kitchen. To the left was a beautifully decorated sitting area with flower paneling on the walls and a painting of a lotus blossom hanging on the opposite wall from the entrance. It was decorated with many exquisite little nicknacks here and there and I immediately had the thought that it was dilligently decorated by a woman.

"There's a game room, too." Inuyasha said as an afterthought and we headed toward some stairs.

The two guest rooms were across the hall from each other. Each room was next to the boys rooms. "Hey, Inuyasha, which is your room?" He proudly showed me his room which I found out later was normally a mess but was cleaned up just for this occasion. "Oh."

"Y-you two can get whatever room you like."

"Kay. Thanks." I looked in both rooms, thought a minute and pulled Cathy into one of the rooms and shut the door. "This is your room." I walked over to the other side of the room.

"Why? How do you know if I didn't want-"

"Cathy come here." I was looking into a door when she came over she gasped.

"Is that what I think it is?"

"Yeah it is."

These rooms were ajoining rooms and we were looking straight into Sesshomaru's room. "Would you still rather have the other room?"

"Hell no! Get out."

She pushed me out of the room and I stumbled into the hall, smiled at the boys and ran into my own room and shut the door.

"Come on bro. We should go cook dinner." Inuyasha tried to move past his older brother who was blocking the hallway but stopped when he didnt move.

"Inuyasha. Do you know why they were so excited in there?" he inclined his head toward Cathy's room.

"Because... they liked the room."

"No dumbass. You do realize that each of our rooms is connected..."

"Oh. Oh. OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH..."

'He is so stupid. Must be the human in him.'

"Sesshomaru that means..." As he trailed off his look of dismay was replaced by one of mischief.

"What are you thinking, ahou?"

"Something you should be, baka." he rubbed his hands together. "I dont think I'll have a problem with this little arrangement at all. Lets go to the kitchen. So, you know, that Cathy girl..."

Inuyasha has a best friend and her name is Kagome. They have appearantly been friends since before the boys' mother died. We met her the next day when she came to their house early in the morning. "Inuyasha?" She walked in to his room to see me instead, digging through his cd's.

"I don't see it Inuyasha." I yelled, not aware of the girl who was standing in the doorway. I didn't notice she was there until after he came back. "They're there you just have to… hey Kagome… look."

I looked over my shoulder. "Hello."
"Uh hi."

"Found em'."

"See, I told you. Kagome, this is one of the exchange students that are staying here, Kai."

"Nice to meet you. Inuyasha could I talk to you please?"

They walked out of the room and Cathy came in. "What are you doing?"

"I was looking for his L'arc en ciel CD's."

"Oh. Who's that Kagome girl I just got introduced to?"

"I dunno she was just kind of here."

"You think she's his girlfriend?"

"Don't know don't care."

"Yes you do."

"Okay Catherine. Hey could you finish zipping this top up for me?"

We chilled with Kagome a bit in school and come to find out she has a boyfriend, Hojou and they're madly in love. We also found out she's a really cool person. Like when some idiot in one of our classes said something lude-not to mention rude-to me she got up and chewed him out. Also Inuyasha got really mad too. I mean really mad. He was fuming actually and I thought I was going to have to restrain him.The thing is I liked him sticking up for me. This kind of confused me and I got to thinking a bit. Was I starting to like him? I had no answer to this question. For some reason though I didn't want Kagome to be his girlfriend, Inuyasha I mean. I thought about this a lot especially that night when I decided to light some candles and meditate and I couldn't concentrate. A certain decent looking, if not a bit clumsy, guy kept intruding on my thoughts- or lack thereof. I decided to forgo meditation for my favorite past time; music. I picked up my guitar, a pencil and my journal and began to write as a new tune began to form in my mind.

Some time later after another delicious meal Cathy and I were in my room. "...So I told him he could go fuck himself."

"You should've."

"Cathy! I just got a naughty idea."

"Oh god. What?

"Right now Sesshomaru's in the shower..."
"I dont like where your going with this."
"And I did just buy this camera phone..."

"Kai, dont." I ran out of the room.

45 or so seconds later...

"Oops! I'm sorry! I did not know anyone was in here." I came back into the room red as a beet and smiling from ear to ear. "Girrrl. He is hung like a HORSE! That thing about Japanese men's sizes... not true!" I held up a picture on my phone... then flicked... then flicked again...

"Oh my goodness. Kai... he... wha... you got three pictures?"

"Ha ha yup."
She groaned and fell back on the bed, "WHY does he have to be so sexy?"

"I dont know."
"So what about Inuyasha?"
"Huh what about him? He's cool. Whatever."

"You know you like him."

"I dont think so..."
"He seems to like you..."
"Ha! Not even."

"Whatever. Liar."
"I am not a liar."
"Yes you are. Youre a liar and a loser."
"Shut up."

"Well I'm going to bed. Good night."

"Dont sleep naked. Dont want that wet dream your gonna have stain the sheets."
"Screw you Kai."
"Good night to you too sweetums." when she left I picked up my guitar and started strumming Green Day's 'Good Riddance'. "There's something unpredictable but in the end it's right. I hope you have the time of your life..." Just then a knock on the ajoining door had me calling 'come in'. Inuyasha walked in with nothing on his torso and i suspected he wasn't wearing underwear under his pajama bottoms. I must be psychic. "Hey." I put my guitar down. "Whats up?"
He sat next to me on the bed. "I talked to my brother. Again. Nothing as usual."
"What did you say?"

"I asked him what he thought about her and he said he doesnt."
"Let me guess, you made some wisecrack about him not being able to think and he hit you."
He laughed. "Youre getting to know us quick."
I laughed and leaned back to lay on the bed. We've still been trying to hook up Cathy and Sess. It's been a slow process but I think we're getting somewhere. We've been able to get those two alone by tricking them, especially like when we were at the movies... I looked over and saw that he was blushing and only trying to look at me out of the corner of his eye. Thats when i looked down and realized the only thing i had on was some panties and a long t-shirt. When i lay down, it came up. Flustered I tried to nonchalantly burrow under the covers.

"Kai?"

"Y-yeah?"

"Can I kiss you?" Wow that was forward and definitely unexpected.

"I-uh... well... you see..." 'I dont even have a bra on' I thought. 'Which makes it all the more exciting.' the little devil on my shoulder quipped. Acting on impulse like i always do, I nodded.

He scooted closer to the head of the bed, put his right hand on the other side of me and with his left began stroking my hair. My heart rate eccelerated and i was sure he could hear it. His face came closer to mine and i closed my eyes and anticipated him crushing his mouth on mine. Instead I jumped a little when his lips lowered for a whisper of a kiss. 'His lips are sooo much more softer than I expected.' Happy little firecrackers went off in my head and it was the new year- nay the dawn of time. All my thoughts, emotions, and anything sane went tumbling together only to just blow up and the pieces floated to the bottom of my conscious like so much confetti. Just when I was really getting into it he pulled away and a small sound of protest escaped from my lips much to my own dismay. His hand went down to caress the side of my face, then to trace my collarbone. One thing led to another and, we didnt have sex but we did come close. That night was the first night either one of us slept in another person's arms. I thanked the gods for not striking me dead before I could experience that.

:Cathy's POV:

I knew something was up when I woke up and on my way to the bathroom, I found Kai practically skipping out of her room in her house coat. She came up, hugged me and jumped into the bathroom ahead of me and started to sing loudly. Kai hasneverbeen a morning person. Ever. I was dressed before the other two though so I went down to ogle Sesshomaru while he finished breakfast. "Good morning."

"Morning. Would you like coffee?"

"Yes please." He fixed me and himself a cup and sat down at the place setting next to me. He put the cream and sugar in front of me. One thing i noticed about him was that he drank his coffee black. He never seasoned his food. I was also eagerly amused to find that he loved to snack on dry cereal but despised it with milk. He got up to remove the biscuits from the oven and fixed both of us a plate. Besides that he was a great cook, I learned that behind that hard ass facade was the nicest person you've ever met. I've actually been able to hang out and talk with him a bit although he was a loner. It's kind of like he was allowing me to enter into his world. I was not going to get my hopes up though. And I was not going to act like some horny ass schoolgirl. Just stay calm and composed and play it cool like I always had. "So..."

"Good morning people!" 'Lousy, lousy timing, Kai.' "Sessh, this looks great! As usual."

I glared at her. Not two minutes after she sat down to eat Inuyasha came in equally as happy but not neccesarily bouncing off the walls. He had a smile on his face nonetheless. Sesshomaru's normally composed and emotionless face betrayed a hint of amusement.

The less beautiful of the two brothers eagerly went up to my best friend and kissed her. I mean not just kissed her but he kissed her. Wide-mouthed, i looked back at Sessh and he had his inpenetrable mask back on and was concentration on his food. Inuyasha sat down with his plate of food and began to eat, periodically swapping spit- and i'm guessing food- with Kai. 'Wierdest breakfast I'd ever had' I thought. 'And I've had breakfast and dinner at her house plenty of times.'

Later on that night:

"Kai."

"Yes hun?" she was strumming on her guitar.

"I've been meaning to ask you… what was that all about?"

"What?"

"Don't play dumb. All the kissing, hugging, touching, groping. It almost made me sick to watch."

"One day when you find someone you'd know what it's like." I clamped my mouth shut and looked down. She put her arm around me. "Hey you really like him don't you?"

I nodded. "Wow. I've never seen you like this. He's coming around though. I can tell. I mean you actually sit in his room and chilled with him. That's major."

"He was just trying to humor me."

"Highly doubt it." She kissed me on my forehead. "Get to bed. Dont forget what I told you last night either."

I turned from the door, "Kay, just don't give your boyfriend a bad blowjob tonight." I dashed out before I could be hit by the pillow flying at me.

Once in my room I decided there was no way I was going to go right to sleep. I couldn't go back to Kai's room; I've already bared my soul once tonight. Plus I could hear Inuyasha moving around in his room and I'm positive he would be joining her soon. Probably already naked. I wanted to talk to someone so after a half an hour of deliberation I knocked on Sesshomaru's adjoining room door. He opened it and he was naked from the waist up. Judging by the sweat on his torso he was working out.

"I-th-this seems like a bad time I'll leave you alone goodnight." I tried to close the door but he still held it tight.

"No. It's as good a time as any. Come in." I entered, hesitantly. He grabbed a towel from… somewhere… and began to wipe his face. I wanted to take the piece of cloth and frame it. "So, very interesting, Kai and my brother."

"Um yeah." He had his back to me and… what a back it was. "I could kind of tell they liked each other. Kai tried to play it off like she didn't. I know her too well though."

"Oh?" he looked at me with an arched eyebrow.

"Yeah I mean, you could definitely tell your brother liked her the first moment we met. He was practically undressing her with his eyes." The same thing I was doing to him at this very moment.

"The ahou pretended not to know what I was talking about when I said something a couple of days ago."

"Hmm." A dry sort of laugh.

"Especially that little stunt that they pulled at the cinema a couple days ago." That 'little stunt' was the other two's way of getting me and Sessh alone together. They left at the begining of the movie saying they were going to get some popcorn and came back at the end claiming to be caught up in the pinball machine in the lobby.

"Yeah."

"But I've come to realize something, thinking back on that incident."

I perked up. "What?"

"That they didn't do it to sneak off together."

"Why did they do it then?" I held my breath.

"I think you know." He put his hands on either side of me on his bed. "It was to get me and you together…"

:Sesshomaru's POV:

I leaned in closer and closer until our lips were a hairs breath away from each other. Then I pulled away. At first I thought the girls were a nuisance, some irritating thing or things to be in my way. But they began to grow on me. They were helpful and Kai was a bit funny if not odd. Well, really odd. But this girl. With her slow smiles and quick comebacks she made me realize that maybe some humans were not all that bad. The only girl, human or otherwise, I've ever dated was Miyako (A/N: for all u digifreaks out there it's not that Miyako although it would be kind of funny) and she was as dumb as a lamp post. Actually, the lamp post might be smarter. Cathy was not. She was intelligent and she seemed to be a bit caring. I knew from the beginning how she felt about me. I could smell the arousal on her, but it was something else. She seemed like she could… care. Since my mother left my dad for the man who killed her and he wound up with Inuyasha's mother, Izayo, I've not been too fond of the female species as far as companionship goes. But maybe… just maybe…

I sensed the disappointment Cathy felt when I pulled back. She had this wounded look on her face. Although I'd probably never tell her, I hated that look. In fact, I loathed it.

"So, am I right?"

"Yeah. Kai's stupid though. She's been trying to get us together since we got here."

'Already knew that too' "So has my little brother. Why don't you tell her to leave you alone?"

"I did!"

"She doesn't realize that you do not want to be with me yet?"

"Well… um…"

'Backed into a corner.' "What? Do you want to be with me?" I came closer and took her by the chin with my thumb and forefinger and whispered, "Tell me you want to be with me."

"I want… I… Iwanttobewithyou." Before she could say another word I kissed her, hard. I knew what she was feeling. Light and heavy at the same time. Heart rate accelerating, blood pounding in her ears. I know this because I was feeling it too.

"Wow." she breathed and I smiled.

How long we stayed there I don't know. What I do know is that I want to kiss her again. And again. And again. And again. Since I'm not one to not get what I want, I did as I pleased. I plundered her mouth over and over again until we both were in each others arms, laying on the bed gasping for air. We didn't stay there for too long though, because we began to kiss again. Not only each others lips but anywhere there was skin. I assume she was having a blast considering the state of undress I was in. before either of us knew what was happening her pajama's were on the floor and she was only in her underwear. I quickly shed my pants not paying any heed to the fact that I did not wear my boxers. I just wanted to be close to her. Foreplay was not enough for me. I had to be inside of her. I would die if I didn't. I was sure of it. "Cathy…"

"You've never said my name before."

"I know." I kissed her, "It suits you though."

"Sessh, I want you to make love to me."
I smiled, "Don't worry baby, I will."

And I did. Of course I had a condom, who am I? My brother?

:Kai's POV:

I waited for Inuyasha to come into my room. He didn't come in very quickly so in true Kai fashion, I began to think negatively. 'What if he doesn't want me again?' 'What I was only some one night stand?' 'Does my breath smell?' I checked. 'No it's minty fresh. I made sure of that all day.' A knock sounded at the door, "Come in!"

It was Sesshomaru. He looked around, "Where's your friend?"

"Cathy? She just left out of here like two minutes ago." I realized that I was caught in my t-shirt and panties, again, and got under the covers.

"Don't worry, I have no interest in you."

"Whatever, you know you want me. Like my boooddyyy?" I gave an overexaggerated Anna Nicole Smith impersonation and he actually smiled a bit.

"Yeah right." He started to leave.

"Hey." He arched an eyebrow, "Try calling her by her name."

He just grunted and left.

I began playing my guitar again.

That's when Inuyasha came in butt naked. "Like my body?"

"OOH baby you know I do!" I squealed.

He climbed into bed with me, "I heard you trying to come on to my brother a minute ago." He began to nuzzle my neck.

"Why wouldn't I? I mean he is hot." A/N: I know soooo many italics in this story but i like to put emphasis on crap. Gomen

"Hey!" he stopped, kissed me, again, then went back to my neck.

"Mmmn, you know that's my sensitive spot. Plus, I think he's developing a sense of humor."

"Why do you say that?"

"Because his mouth actually quirked when I said that."

"You're contagious. But I bet my brother wouldn't do this," he burrowed under the covers and began to do something really delicious with his mouth. When he was done he came back up to rest his head on my shoulder and began fiddling with my guitar. "Sing me a song baby."

"That's if I could ever move again."

He laughed, "I'm motivation enough. Now sing."

"Okay. This song is actually about you."

I blushed a little, "Yeah." I began picking out a tune. "That boy, he's been on my mind, writing by candlelight is making me lose grip… on reality… I think… and it's all because of that boy…" through the whole song he listened with rapt attention and never took his eyes off of me. The whole world could've stopped. Hell it felt like it did. When I was done he set the acoustic guitar off to the side and began kissing me, tenderly.

"Kai, I want to be with you tonight. I want to love you because I think… I think I'm in love with you."

All I could do was stare. This sexy… this beautiful, wonderful guy just told me he loved me and all I could do is stare.

"Kai?"

"Inu… I'm speechless. I don't know what to say."

"You don't have to say anything. All that matters now is us being together. We'll talk about anything else in the morning."

"But…"

"Shhh."

We kissed and touched and made love everyway imaginable except for penetration.

"Baby I'm a virgin." I said in a whisper. "Are you?"

"No. If I'd have known though…"

"It's okay. It's just that we need to use a condom before going any further."

"Condom. Right. I didn't think about that. Hold on." He rushed out not even bothering to cover himself up. A few seconds later he came in with his finger pressed to his lips. "Shhh. Follow me." He whispered.

"But I'm naked."

"So. Come on."

We snuck into the hall and listened at Sesshomaru's door. We both giggled stupidly. "No wonder he was looking for her." He was about to knock. "Don't interrupt them."

"He's got all the condoms though. I'm about go insane. Look how hard I am."

Oh yeah, I did look. And oh what a site it was.

He began to knock on the door. "Stop baby."

"I don't care. He'd do the same thing."

"Men." I shook my head and folded my arms.

He began to pound on the door then. When there was still no answer he went in. "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?" A very angry masculine voice shouted.

"I just needed these."

"GET THE FUCK OUT!"

"LUV YA BIG BRO!" He ran out making 'kissey noises' as he danced out of the way of a lamp that had just missed him and hit the wall. He shut the door quickly and grabbed my hand. We ran back into the room and fell down onto the bed.

"You're a friggin retard."

"And you still want me."

First chappie is done! I dunno, how many there will be. Might be only one more. Next chapter will be action so if youre getting tired of all the sex as if someone could… actually there might be some more. You know those brothers are a randy lot. Girr baby, very girr! Or not. Never know. Also the hanyou everyone loves to hate. Bet you cant guess who that'll be?

Trebor: And I get to be in there, right?

Kai: Sure do...

Trebor: Yes! First fanfiction, next THE WORLD! maniacal laughter

Kai: Okay... Anyway...

Inuyasha: Hey, who is he anyway?

Kai: One of my bestestestestest friends in the whole wide universe. I just made him my cousin in the story.

Sesshomaru: That's not how you spell 'best'

Kai: Shut up and go finish doing what you were doing Sesshomaru's hand raises toward his sword I- mean- would you like some iced tea? nervous laughter, eye twitches

Cathy: Yeah I thought that's what you meant

Kai: Ooh I'm sooo scared Sesshomaru's hand raises again okay, sorry. Dang. -Wouldn't be so confident if her boyfriend wasn't here- Well anyway let's get started on the next chapter before I get myself killed...