By animeninjaNIPPON
"Gir! You DARE to betray your MASTER?" Zim fumed, staring down at the little robot. With a loud "HMPH!" he jerked the switch up to "MEDUSAFY," and Gir became a marble statue.
"Uh-oh…" Dib squeaked.
"'Uh-oh'? 'Uh-oh' you SAY?" Zim pulled down the switch and yanked it up again.
"NOOOOOooo…" Dib was frozen as a statue with his hands out and one foot behind him.
"You'll pay, Zim," Tak seethed before being turned to stone herself. She was stuck in a position with both fists by her sides and her eyes squinted into a glare.
Gaz looked at Zim straight on. "You're a weenie," she growled. She, too, received the marble treatment.
"Hehhehhehheh…" Zim laughed. "HahaHAHAHAHA!" He shot his fists heavenward. "VICTORY FOR ZIIIIM! YOU LOSE, PIG-SMELLIES!"
When he finished his self-exalting monologue, he kicked the wall away to reveal a Radio City-style stage, where he pulled a few boxes out from behind the backdrop and dragged them over to the medusafied quartet. He opened one box with relative ease, taking out a long yellow measuring tape. Gaz's cold, fixed gaze watched him as he measured her height, bust, waist, and hips with the measuring tape. "Box number THREE! Gir, bring me – " He stopped, remembering that he had also medusafied Gir. Zim groaned loudly and went over to Box Number Three himself, taking out an Invader outfit identical to his own.
Over the course of an hour, Zim measured and dressed all four statues, all the while humming "Doo-dee-doo-dee-DOO-DEE-DOOO!" over and over. When he finished, each statue was dressed in an Invader garment, complete with PAK. Zim himself donned a pink feather boa, just for fun.
"Now, time to DE-MEDUSAFY!" He pulled the switch down one final time, and everyone came back to life. "Now, SING for me my PRETTIES! AHAHAHAHA!" He swished his boa playfully.
End of part fourteen