By animeninjaNIPPON

The two humans, defamed and deflowered, looked straight into the eyes of the aliens in front of them. Finally, Purple spoke up.

"You two should leave this place. Forget about what you saw here."

"This is no place for Earth offspring to be," Red warned. "Get out of here, or you'll be destroyed along with this place."

With those parting words, the Tallest turned and disappeared into a luminous doorway.

Dib sighed. His past was a hazy blur. He could remember nothing before the night he came to the mansion, and very little before his medusafication. He tried to take a step forward, but collapsed to his knees. Unable to get up again, he crawled through the debris, through the ever-growing mist that was consuming the universe around him.

"Gaz," he gasped. "What's happening?"

"The dream..." She crawled amongst the remains of the mansion as well, with one gloved hand reaching out to grab a reality that no longer existed. "The dream...is over."

"Agent...Mothman..." Darkbootie also slithered through the mist. "We've failed. I'm sorry."

"Oh...no..." Dib breathed. With no rhyme or reason, the three humans crept through their limbo, so close to each other, but unable to reach or see one another, almost as if they moved within three separate universes.

The mist grew denser, and the apparitions of the destroyed trio grew smaller and smaller, until their torment filled a single screen on a dark room.

A large stick was directed towards the center of the screen. "And that," concluded Professor Membrane, "is what would happen if aliens existed. Any questions?"

One hand rose. "Can I go to the bathroom now?"

Membrane sighed. "Yes, you may. And that concludes my PowerPoint presentation on the dangers of superstitions in the world of science."

As the meeting came to an end, Membrane turned off the projector and computer. "My son should have stayed to see this. My poor, insane son..."

End of part seventeen

End of story

Short chapter, I know. Inconclusive, I know - did they really go through all that, or not...? I'll let you decide. Thanks for reading! Now, some bonus material:

Corresponding Roles

Dib: Brad Majors

Gaz: Janet Weiss

Red: Riff-Raff

Purple: Magenta

Tak: Columbia (with some Magenta roles)

Zim: Dr. Frank-N-Furter

Iggins: Eddie

Agent Darkbootie: Dr. Everett v. Scott

Gir: Rocky Horror

Narrator: animeninjaNIPPON