Chapter 2

A week later, after another vigorous round of horizontal wiggles with Zim, Dib flops backwards onto the damp mattress and sighs happily.

"Oh...Zim...I love you..."

" I love you, too, Dib," the irken whispers as he nuzzles him. "Heh heh..."

"Wooh...that wore me out!"

"Good!"

"Mmm..." said Dib, as he sat up and stretched his arms. "Well, I gotta get home for lunch. See you a little later okay, Zim?"

Zim smiled and winked at him. "Okay!"

Later, as he was skipping happily to his house, Dib started to wonder ...

Is it right, heasked to himself, that I'm having sex if I'm only 13...and Zim said he was like, at least 5 years older than me...Oh, well. Zim is older and wants an adult relationship and I should be willing to provide him with that, despite my age...Man, my tummy hurts...and it's gotten big...I wonder why? Hmm...

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Back at his base, Zim was stretching out his own tired limbs. "Man, Dib has a lot of energy! Ow, my hips hurt..."

"MASTA!"announced Gir, as he popped out of nowhere. "YOU GOT A CALL FROM THE TALLEST!"

"HUH?" flustered Zim, "WHAT? THE TALLEST? WHEN?"

Gir shrieked and beat his head frantically with his little metal fists, making it spin like a top; all signs that Zim had learned to recognize as Gir thinking very hard.

When his head finally went spinning off his shoulders and landed a few feet from Zim, was when his face finally lit up in triumph. "A few days ago!"

"WHAT?" cried Zim.

"A few days ago!"

"WHAT?"

"A few days ago!"

"WHAT?"

"A few days ago!"

"DAMN IT, THEN GET OUT OF MY WAY!"

He kicked Gir's head towards the rest of his body, which decided it would be fun to play soccer and kicked it back. Zim ignored Gir's rolling head and slammed a transmission button on his computer and cried urgently at the screen, "MY TALLEST!"

But all he got was a recorded visual message:

(Red was piloting a vute runner with Purple in the back eating a taco)

"Hello, Zim!" Red greeted. "Me and Pur are going to pay you a visit to learn more about humans...your videos have-"

"MADE US WANNA KNOW MORE!" Purple elaborated.

(Red shoved his co-tallest out of the viewing screen.)

"Yeah, what he said...We'll be there three days from now at 8:00PM! We hope you have a place picked out for our base set-up...We'll pick the design and our costumes. Uhh...SEE YA YHEN, ZIM!"

(End recording)

"...This," sputtered Zim. "This...this message is three days old! They're coming TODAY! NOOOOO! I GOTTA HURRY AND GET READY FOR THE TALLEST! GIR!"

In living room now, Gir and his head were watching TV. "Yeah?"

"Gir!" said Zim, as he rushed from here to there pushing buttons and pulling up virtual site maps. "The Tallest are coming to visit and I need your help!"

"YEEHA!" said Gir's head, as his body jumped up with joy causing the head to roll around behind the TV. Gir's body ran around, presumably looking for its head, crashing into things, while the head laughed insanely at it.

"...Eh..." Zim nervously scratched the back of his own head. "Just...just put up your toys, okay?"

Gir's head smiled, "Okay!"

Zim nodded. "Good. Now I gotta get ready...HEY!" he yelled, in a sudden flash of inspiration. "I SHOULD COOK THEM SOMETHING!"

He dashed off into his lab, going over the AMAZING number of exquisite cuisines he knew how to make from his time working on Food Courtia. The Tallest were going to be so pleased!

(End Chapter 2)

BurningSilence: I got the pics that go with the story posted in my bio here on fanfiction

Techno Doofus: Thanks! We try! No, not a one shot. I don't think she's ever had one of those.

Ri2: It was a dream. Dreams are SUPPOSED to be weird, neh?

Ryu Forte: Yeah, I read your update. It'd be awesome if IZ really DID come up with a music video and had them all dress up like that!

animeninjaNIPPON: Ynnep-san has loads of weird dreams. Glad she lets me share them all!

diblover28: Read your mind? Oo; Aw, well, thanks!

Invader Iza: The mushyness 'aww's you don't it?