Chapter 3
"Doughnuts...or burritos...Doughnuts...or burritos...Doughnuts...or burritos...Doughnuts!" Zim decided finally and pushed the appropriate button on his automatic irken food dispenser. "Okay, that's done...NOW I GOTTA PICK A SPOT FOR THEIR BASE!"
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Dib was staring intently at the square, white spot of his new experiment, waiting for something to happen. Was he right? Could it be true? Only the square could tell him now!
The square turned pink.
Dib blushed.. "I knew it...I'm pregnant..."
He stared disbelievingly at the pinkness for a few seconds longer, his hands trembling. Suddenly, he couldn't hold in his emotions any longer.
"OH BOY!" he cried, racing out the door. "I can't wait to tell Zim! He'll be so happy! I'm OFF!"
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Zim was in the middle of a field somewhere near his house, his eyes searching frantically all over the place. "Eh..Eh...Eh EEH! AHA!" he shouted triumphantly, and pointed to a random spot. "HERE! HERE'S A GOOD SPOT! No one comes here and it's pretty so the Tallest should like it!" He brought out another house making device andpulleddown the tablet, drawing the plans he had in mind for their new house. "Hmm...okay..."
He was in the middle of drawing some windows when he felt someone tap him on his arm. "Eh? GO AWAY YOU FILTHY HU...OH!" he smiled as he saw who was behind him. "Hi, Dib, dearist!"
Dib smiled back. "Hi, Zim...What're you doing?"
"A LOT!" Zim said, panicking again as he remembered why he was out there. "EEH! I gotta get ready!" he ran to the center of the spot and began measuring things.
"Oh," Dib said sadly. "Okay...well, I had something to tell you..."
"I don't really have time now, Dib," Zim said as he measured how big he wanted the door to be. "Is it important? Will it take long?"
"Well, kinda...it might take a while to say..."
"Well, I'm really busy right now, Dib. I'm sorry...Hey, how about you come by my house at...6:00 and tell me, okay?"
Dib smiled brightly. "Okay! I'll be there!"
Seeing him look so happy made Zim's heart melt.He had a sudden and irresistible urge to do something about it.
"Then again..." Zim smiled coyly and began advancing on the human. "Maybe I can spend a little time with you now..."
Dib laughed as he let himself be led towards some denser vegetation. "Okay!"
Zim led them behind some bushes. He cleared a space for their quality time to take place and got down on his knees, pants pulled down to them. Dib did likewise and straddled Zim's lap, one hand on the ground and one in Zim's wig. Zim slid Dib up and down his lap, slowly entering and exiting him. Dib moaned in joy and blushed at the thought of soon having a baby with Zim. (Dib is really 3 months pregnant.) Zim licked Dib's face and pulled him close, rubbing his sides and belly.
"Um, Zim?" Dib winced. "Can you watch my tummy?"
"Huh?" Zim stopped their motions and looked at him. "Why? What's wrong?"
"Heh-heh," Dib giggled nervously. He couldn't tell him just now! "Nothing... just a tummy ache..."
Zim raised a questioning eye at that, but decided to drop the matter and get on with the business at hand. "Okay, Dib."
But before they could continue, a passing helicopter that sounded like the Tallest's voot made Zim remember his earlier panic.
He shook out his wrist and looked at his watch. "WHAT? IT'S ALREADY 5:00!"
He shoved Dib on his back and started thrusting hurriedly into him. The sudden rush caused Dib flinch in pain.
"OW!" he grabbed Zim's hips to slow him down. "ZIM, THAT HURTS!"
"OOPS!" Zim said, slowing his pace but not stopping. "Sorry, Dib! I'm just in a hurry!"
"Woop..." said Dib as he came. "There is goes.."
"Huh?" Zim looked down at his work and nodded. "Good!" He pulled out quickly.
"Huh?" Dib sat up, confused. "What about you?"
"I'll finish myself later!" was Zim's hurried response as he jumped into his pants.
He took off while straightening his shirt. "I gotta go! Bye, Dib!"
Dib sighed and began putting on his own things. "Okay... bye, Zim..."
(End Chapter 3)
Invader Iza: I DIDN'T correct your spelling! I was just making a comment...meanie!
Techno Doofus: Were you right?
SingerOfDoom: Thanks for reading! This fic is sure to raise the bar on anybody's fear factor! (geez, I sounded like a commercial just then, didn't I?)
animeninjaNIPPON: Tallest will arrive next chapter!
Ryu Forte: I think I read in Guinness that the world record for the youngest mother was a 9 year old girl in someplace like China. Oo;
Ri2: Nope, not food poisoning. We're giving preggy Zim a break and focusing on preggy Dib's now! I have a friend on DA that is absolutley OBSSESSED with preggy Dib! Every other pic in her gallery contains preggy Dibbers! Tis scary...
Night Masters (Blot-of-Blood): Thanks! And good luck with your art!
Bee Bop: We updated! Now you review!
Night Masters: There's already a rated M preggy Zim fic out there!I recommend flying metal child's "Some Kind of Crazy Love Potion"