-glomps every reviewer in sight-
I LOVE YOU!! ;;
I didn't think that id get so many reviews!! -sniff-
And so, I think I might reply to them! Why? Because I would feel rude if I didn't. --;
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Toki Kasurmari: Thanks! I was hoping Tyson was his usual idiot-self. XD
Clockwork: I agree-it should be illegal for a cartoon character to be so goddamn sexy. and I guarantee Kai and Tyson aren't the only ones who want Rei. .O
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Ok! On with the story!!
Rei in the Middle
"Back to the task at hand! Making Kai's life miserable!!" he whispered rather loudly, and did some retarded dance before wincing in pain. "Damn Kai to hell." He said, inspecting his bruises once more. But then he smirked, making Kai jealous was going to be fun.
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"I hate fangirls"
Kai seethed as he made his way back to his room in the hotel. A rather ridiculous amount of them had attacked him, trying to tear his clothes off and molester him to death. That was until Kai had nearly punched one of them and gave a rather evil looking death-glare to the rest of them that made them all cower away in fear.
After that horrible episode, he had managed to get to the local pharmacy without any further incident, and was able to buy the disinfectant for Rei's nose. Ahh...his sweet little Rei, waiting peacefully just around the door....
Kai opened his door quietly and scanned the room. And what he saw, he definitely did not like.
There was Rei, ofcourse. And then there was Tyson. With Rei. On the bed. Touching him??
Kai's eyes narrowed so much that you wouldn't think they were even open, and a very visible twitch was made by his left eye as Rei started purring in his sleeping state, as Tyson moved his leg so it was resting in between Rei's own.
Tyson was awake, and was having a lot of fun with the now purring Kitty lying next to him. He twirled his fingers around Rei's hips and hugged him closer, rubbing his leg inbetween Rei's, resulting in a very soft whimper from the sleeping figure.
Unbeknownst to him, he was going to die by the hands of a certain Hiwitari.
"Tyson, what the fuck do you think you're doing?"
Our poor silly little Tyson nearly wet the bed with fright.
"Answer me, now!" Kai boomed, nearly shaking the hotel with his anger. He wasn't going to listen to Tyson's explanation anyhow, no matter what he said Kai was still going to bury Tyson's mangled body by the end of the day.
"I...I...!!" Tyson was practically choking on his own words. Sure, he was suppose to make Kai jealous, but not let him catch him while doing something this bold! Holy crap! He was going to die!!
Kai took one step into the room, and that's all it took for Tyson to start screaming like a banshee.
"KAI I'M SORRY!! I DIDN'T DO IT!!! REI GAVE ME PERMISSION!! HAHA YOU MISSED- --CRAP!!"
Kai had started throwing various items at the now very frightened, escaping younger teen.
"KAI!! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! AND ITS NOT LIKE HES YOURS OR ANYTHING EITHER! AND-OW!! YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO THROW THE VASE AT ME!!"
By now Tyson had run at least 5 laps of Kai's hotel room in order to escape his wrath, but it didn't look like Kai was EVER going to let Tyson off the hook. 'Why did I have to get too excited with Rei sleeping?' He cursed himself and his actions, although he had very much enjoyed Rei purring and whimpering for more of Tyson's touches, even though he was asleep.
Tyson launched himself over the bed in which Rei was still sleeping, and ungracefully landed in a heap on the other side. "CRAP!!"
These few seconds of delay was all Kai needed to catch up to Tyson, and properly strangle him to death, now that Rei was asleep, and therefore, couldn't stop him.
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"nnghh..."
Rei's eyes fluttered open as he heard a huge THUMP.
'What the...?'
"CRAP!!"
'What's going on? Where the hell am I? Oh my god! Where's Kai!?'
Just as Rei started to panic, and his eyes opened fully, he saw the beautiful body of Kai jump over him, fire burning in his eyes. Rei went completely went red at the angle he saw Kai at.
"KAI!! NOOOOO!!" Rei heard Tyson's ear shattering cry, and knew immediately why Kai had jumped over the bed. Wait, why was he in a bed? Oh my god! Was he in a hospital?!!
Rei bolted upright in the bed, just in time to see Kai's fist making contact with Tyson's already bruised face.
"KAI!!" he screamed, trying to stop his captain from mutilating the Japanese boy's face any further. Sure, Tyson probably deserved what he was getting, but picking on someone that stands no chance against you was just, well, unfair!
Kai swung his head around to see the one Rei, and he let go of Tyson's shirt and let him drop to the floor.
"If I catch you doing anything like that again, I swear, I will kill you."
Rei shivered at the tone of Kai's voice, everyday Kai said that to Tyson, but the way he said it that time, Rei could have sworn Kai meant it. Whatever Tyson had done, it must have been over the edge this time.
"Now, get out"
Tyson started groaning loudly from his position on the floor next to the bed, and got up onto his feet shakily, before succeeding in exiting Kai's hotel room.
Kai gave one last glare as Tyson shut the door, then turned his glowing red eyes back on Rei.
Oh boy. This was, definitely, the most uncomfortable position Rei have ever been in.
Why was his nosing aching? Why was Kai looking at him like that? Was he in Kai's room? Was he in Kai's bed!!? AND WHY IN THE SEVEN HELLS WAS THE LOWER PART OF HIS BODY TINGLY?!?
Rei was panicking alright, he had a lot of questions that needed to be explained, but he was way too afraid to ask Kai any of the questions in order to recieve those explinations.
Why was he shit-scared of Kai right now? Well, anyone would if you woke up in his hotel room and in his bed, with a very excited lower body part, and then all of a sudden he gives a very heated glare and starts walking towards you and then reaches for your face---!!!
"Ah--!" Rei flinched backwards as Kai's finger barely touched his face, and immediately looked like a caught animal.
"Stop being stupid, I have to clean your nose. Now don't move." Kai said matter-of-factly. The disinterest in his voice couldn't have been more clear.
Kai reached for Rei's face again, that's when Rei actually saw the cotton ball, with some sort of liquidy substance on it, when did Kai do all that? Oh yeah, he wouldn't have noticed because his brain was too busy thinking dirty answers to all the previous questions.
But one thing didn't add up...
"Kai? What's wrong with my nose?" Rei asked, Tyson's elbow not remembered.
"Tyson hit you" Kai said, dabbing the cotton ball lightly on the little bloody mess on Rei's face, and sitting almost on top of him.
"oh..." Rei said, only just registering what Kai had said, he was WAY too preoccupied with Kai almost lying on top of him, not to mention Kai's face was only a few inches away. He could feel the heat on his face alright, he was just preying to God that Kai was too busy with his face to notice.
Hmm, okay.....but....why did Tyson hit him?
.....
Memories started flashing through Rei's mind of earlier that morning, he had been angry, he spilt water on himself, Kai saw him, Kai found out he wasn't sick.....crap, he still needed an excuse for that. Oh well, he could come up with one later, it looked like his captain had forgotten about that anyway.
But still, why had Tyson hit him?
Rei closed his eyes to block out the image of Kai's face so he could think properly, only to receive very dirty mental pictures of him.
Rei's eyes flashed open in an instant after receiving those, and just stared at his captain, who was still, by the way, half-sitting on Rei, and still dabbing the cotton ball lightly on Rei's face, putting more of the liquid on it every now and then.
Rei decided thinking for himself right now was probably useless, for his brain was in the lowest gutter at the moment.
"Kai, err, why did Tyson hit me?" he asked, hoping that Kai wouldn't just shrug it off like most of the answers he gave. But lately, Rei had noticed, that Kai probably talked to him to the most, well, not really talked, but, more like communicated in some disfunctional way.
"He was trying to hit me." Was the flat reply. Short and sweet. Poetry.
Ok, that, kind of made sense. But it didn't matter, because he was silently thanking Tyson for almost breaking his nose, because having Kai clean up the mess was complete bliss!!
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damn, i was hoping to get Max in that chapter, but umm...i was too occupied with that last scene....--;
PLEASE tell me what you think, like, was it funny? are Rei's thoughts entertaining? PLEASE!!