Hey Dita this chapter is just for you. Please don't tell Sasami! I beg of you! But anyway don't forget I do not own Danny Phantom but Ryoko is mine so ha I win!

Chapter 11

GoSpooky13: I'm in so much pain right now.

Halfa1267: happy birthday by the way and why are you in pain?

GoSpooky13: I just got back from paintballing with my friends for my B-Day.

Halfa1267: ouch… did Draco and his friends go to?

GoSpooky13: Hai (yes) anyway my one friend Adam was there so my other friend Josh asked him

Josh: Can I shoot you in the ass?

Me: Josh, why do you want to shoot him in the ass?

Adam: sure, shoot me in the ass

Josh: (shoots Adam in the ass with blue paint ball)

Adam: (yell of pain)

Me: I can't believe you let him shoot you in the ass!

Dita: you actually shot him in the ass?

(Adam pulls down pants as his ass turns purple)

So now Adam is 'purple-ass'

Halfa1267: you've got to be kidding me?

GoSpooky13: I'm not. Draco's friends were shibby and helped me plan an all-out attack against my best guy friend Kearn. Plus now me, Drake and Kearn are going to paint ball my room.

Halfa1267: hum…

GoSpooky13: hum… what?

Halfa1267: oh nothing

GoSpooky13: (jumps on table and started to scream) LIAR! LIAR! LIAR!

Halfa1267: never mind… so your siblings sound a little weird.

GoSpooky13: oh yeah? What bout Jazz? Let me guess she's some super smart, popular, soon-to-be brain surgeon who makes you feel like a stupid baby?

Halfa1267: sometimes I really want to hurt you… (reaches hand through computer screen and attempts to attack Ryoko)

GoSpooky13: (moves away from Danny's hand trying to kill her and takes a knife out of her magic pockets) oh Danny…!

Halfa1267: (pulls back hand and narrowly avoid knife wound) evil bitch!

GoSpooky13: why thank you! But I was right about Jazz wasn't I?

Halfa1267: a little plus she's the only one who really gets me especially after the accident…

GoSpooky13: what accident?

Halfa1267: never mind, it's really stupid

GoSpooky13: no tell me!

Halfa1267: well, my parents are well, ghost hunters so they built this machine to link our world and the ghost zone, I went inside a turned it on and got a bad shock.

GoSpooky13: are you half ghost now?

Halfa1267: excuse me?

GoSpooky13: I heard about this girl who got into a school lab accident and turned into a half ghost because of it… she can turn invisible, take over bodies, fly and all that jazz.

Halfa1267: well… I don't think I ever heard of her… what's her name?

GoSpooky13: Ryoko Denton

Halfa1267: what?

'GoSpooky13' is no longer signed on

okay shortest chapter ever for me but I decided to torture you people

(avoids multiple flying knives being thrown at her)

Nice people I feel loved,

Anyway don't forget to review and send flames all are welcome.

Your loyal writer,

Ryoko