Wow, chapter 13 already? I really must have no life!

Well I don't care I'm proud of myself well send your reviews and flames so I know what you people think of this fic, also to my favorite youkais in the whole wide world

Sasami and Dita you two are shibby and have helped so much with this fic its not even funny!

To my wonderful reviews…

Ecoflekolarius- I am honestly surprised at how many Danny Phantom fans love Inuyasha. So thanks for your review! And half if not all of the comedy in this fic (also my others) are from things that happen with me and my friends (I have the scar on my eye to prove it). But anyway enjoy this chapter!

Just Plain Insane ()- well Danny is an idiot, I personally am not as obsessed with Orlando Bloom as Dita is, but I am obsessed with Inuyasha, Harry Potter, Tim Burton films, Sugar, writing and a whole lot of other things. Thanks for your review!

Stick'ums- well honestly Ryoko's family is not like mine. I have three sisters, my parents, my brother-in-law, niece and nephew living with me. But all of the things that happened really did happen. The falling on the train tracks happened last week after school, the purple-ass incident happened with my older sister and her friend Issac, the evil librarian was my friend Jen's mom, and well that's all I can think of for what happened. I do wish I was a twin because that would just be shibby and Draco is my favorite guy's name after reading too much Harry Potter and another book called 'Sweet Blood' but that Draco was a dirty old man who liked girls half his age, but I'm getting off topic. Also I'm surprised they haven't killed me but I might be kicked off the island for a while

Z ()- oOoO… well I always saw it during like 'Family Guy' or 'The Simpsons' when they made fun of those black and white French films, and I have barely mastered English let alone Spanish or French. (epically French Dita can prove that if it's necessary) so thanks for the review and telling me that… oy I could imagine going up to someone and feeling all cool thinking I'm speaking French and really speaking Spanish.

Well on with da' fun!

Chappie 13

Halfa1267: you better now?

GoSpooky13: we went Go-Kart racing! (if you knew me and my friends you would know that means: Hell yeah!)

Halfa1267: fun, who won?

GoSpooky13: well we went five rounds, it was me, Dita, Sasami, Ayeka and Sasami's mom (Sadeko was going out with her flavor of the week) I made a bet with Sasami about who would win, I win 3 out of 5 of the races she can't say anything perverted for one week, she wins I have to be her minion for a week.

Halfa1267: is she a perv?

GoSpooky13: in the worst way! But anyway I won and almost got spun-out by her mom.

Halfa1267: isn't that against the rules?

GoSpooky13: yeah, but she tried to get me, and I ended up getting her. Plus Sasami got spun out by either me, Ayeka or her mom like twenty times, Dita got sick halfway though so sat out of two races and Ayeka got spun out by Sasami's mommy.

Halfa1267: well that's different

GoSpooky13: yeah well the holy art of the go-karts is a sacred and honored tradition among me and my friends.

Halfa1267: sacred and honored tradition? Oh great you're back to your old crazy self, just what I needed!

GoSpooky13: (blows raspberry at mean Danny) jerk, can you even race?

Halfa1267: once, when I was on vacation and well… my grand mom kicked my ass

GoSpooky13: please tell me you're kidding! Well that's pathetic!

Halfa1267: be quiet!

GoSpooky13: my friend Ashlee got beat up by her little brother today

Halfa1267: now that's pathetic!

GoSpooky13: with a cereal box.

Halfa1267: a cereal box?

GoSpooky13: yeah a cereal box,

Halfa1267: care to explain?

GoSpooky13: I came into Physics today and she was half asleep on her desk (it was first period) so I went up to her…

Me: Ash, are you okay?

Ashlee: (picks up head, showing four red lines on her cheeks) fine

Me: what happened to you?

Ashlee: my brother beat me up

Me: your 11 year old brother?

Ashlee: yeah, he called me a bad mommy… I'm not even that kid's mommy!

Me: so he called you a bad mommy and then hit you with a cereal box?

Ashlee: well I did punch him in the face, but da' boy deserved it!

Me: so he called you a bad mommy, then you punched him, then he hit you across the face with a cereal box?

Ashlee: yeah, and you can stop laughing now!

Me: is that all?

Ashlee: I told him to get in a bath… you know 'Lucky Charms' aren't that magically delicious when the box is going across you face! And them corners be sharp and whatever!

Me: (laughing hysterically)

Halfa1267: a box of cereal? You've got to be kidding me.

GoSpooky13: I'm not!

Halfa1267: is everyday like this at your school?

GoSpooky13: with me and my friends yeah, the rest of the school is off busy doing this whole learning thing… what about you?

Halfa1267: what about me?

GoSpooky13: you ever have anything just so wonderfully random happen to you?

Halfa1267: off busy fighting ghost to really notice.

GoSpooky13: shibby, the best I can do is going to a cemetery and seeing in I can talk to someone/something.

Halfa1267: hey, is Draco like you?

GoSpooky13: yeah, equal effects

(AN: look out for future fic ideas!)

Halfa1267: what was that?

GoSpooky13: I don't know, hello is someone out there?

Psychopunk13: oh please don't mind me!

GoSpooky13: who the hell are you?

Psychopunk13: well, I'm you… got to go! (clicks 'Men in Black' pen thing to erase memories of ever coming in contact with the authoress)

Halfa1267: ow… brain lapse!

GoSpooky13: what were we talking about?

Halfa1267: I don't know… I think you had to go.

GoSpooky13: I did? Well okay then… talk to ya later.

Halfa1267: yeah bye.

Well that's all I can think of writing for this fic,

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Your loyal writer,

Ryoko