Welcome one and all to chapter 14,
Well this is the longest fic I've ever written and I feel all warm and fuzzy because of it… okay if I don't stop right there I'll puke.
Disclaimer: I don't own Danny Phantom but hey, neither do you! On and the science theory in this chapter is not mine but my Astronomy teacher's it is a complete crack-pot theory but it made me smile!
To my wonderful reviewers…
Stick'ums- well all I can say is that you started to remind me of Dita's mom with that last part of the review. Her mother is from Alabama and her dad is from Texas… need I go on? Anyway… almighty authoress eh? I think I like the sound of that… just kidding! Thanks for your review; I'm glad you like my fic!
On with da' fun!
GoSpooky13: is it just me or did you wake up with a bad headache from yesterday's IM?
Halfa1267: well yeah… I'm fine now. But anyway, what's up?
GoSpooky13: the aliens?
Halfa1267: there's no such thing as aliens
GoSpooky13: what? And let me guess, next you'll tell me ghost aren't real either?
Halfa1267: touché, but anyway… no such thing as aliens!
GoSpooky13: what about on Mars?
Halfa1267: especially there!
GoSpooky13: fine I'll tell you my theory then!
Halfa1267: your theory?
GoSpooky13: yes, you know how there is an asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter?
Halfa1267: yeah
GoSpooky13: well, the reason it's there is because of Jupiter's gravity, so I have a theory that, that used to be a planet! We'll just call it Planet X
Halfa1267: I'm with you, if barely
GoSpooky13: it gets better… but anyway so Planet X and Mars had their own little civil wars until one day they turned to each other. Planet X had a nuclear weapon that would tear the atmosphere off Mars and Mars had a weapon of mass destruction that would blow up the planet.
Halfa1267: kidding right?
GoSpooky13: listen would you! So then all of the important leaders on Mars went underground as both planets set off their weapons. Planet X was exploded and the remains we caught in Jupiter's gravity before it could pull back together. Mars had its atmosphere ripped off (which explains why it has almost none) and (if the people were similar to humans) they were ripped apart and now the red dust is the remains.
Halfa1267: someone call the loony-bin we've got a runner!
GoSpooky13: I said shut up! (and if I didn't I'm saying it now) but anyway so the big people on Mars and now underground and because of that their eyes have gotten large because of the little/no light, their skin has become grey and shark-like, plus some other adaptations. So now they figure out America is sending up the rovers so they think "Okay, we're still safe, since we're under ground" when we send up the satellites they think "We're still safe, we'll let them take their pictures" but once the digging experiments start they think "We'll be found! Must destroy!" so then they destroy the digging machines. This also explains why every single digging experiment to Mars has failed!
Halfa1267: you do realize how crazy you are right? ALIENS ARE NOT REAL!
GoSpooky13: yeah what ever you say and I bet before the accident you didn't think ghost were real either… HA I'M RIGHT AREN'T I!
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Danny,
I know you just signed off because you know I'm right! But even if that theory is a little out there it still made you smiled didn't it? Ha I'm right aren't I? Well, anyway I didn't get a chance to tell you what else happened in Astronomy today. Well here some background information…
Lia is a wonderful lesbian girl who is one of my truest best-est friends ever.
Terra is another wonderful absolutely straight girl who is also one of my best friends
Dan is dating Terra yet best friends with Lia since kindergarten
So Lia, Terra, Mr. B (the teacher) and I are all talking and…
Lia: hey Terra, you and Dan are going out right?
Terra: yeah…
Lia: well I flirt with him all the time so does that mean I can flirt with you too?
Terra: uh… wouldn't that be up to Dan?
Lia: I already asked him and he said it would be hot,
Mr. B: I never understood what most guys saw in girl on girl relationships
So I'll spare you and juts say it ended with
Mr. B: yeah well when my wife wanted to have a threesome…
At this point we all ran to our desk scared shitless! Anyway I'm really tired because it's like 1 o'clock in the morning and I need sleep… so talk to ya at a decent hour…
Tired hanyou,
Ryoko
Danny sat at his computer desk checking his email, once he read Ryoko's he started to laugh uncontrollably. Sam and Tucker appeared at the lab door and gave each other worried glances. "Danny are you okay?" Sam asked her boyfriend as Tucker started to read the email over Danny's shoulder. Tucker turned to Danny and Sam who were kissing passionately at he threw a shoe at the two of them (AN: hey Sadeko! This is for the master of all shoe fights… your mom… the deadliest thing with heels!) They broke apart as Danny went back to the computer so he could write a letter back to Ryoko.
"Do all guys have girl with girl fantasies?" Sam asked her best friends reading about Ryoko's friend Lia. Danny shook his head
"I don't." Sam and Danny looked to Tucker who seemed to still have to consider his answer.
Ryoko,
You've got to be kidding me! Well I now have horrible mental images of my teacher Mr. Lancer! Anyway are all of your teachers like that? EWW I really hope not! But anyway what are your other friends like? I mean Terra and Lia and people like them? Sam and Tucker are my really only friends so that's kinda sad on my behalf but honestly I don't care.
Can't think to write anymore,
Danny
Well that's it for this chapter!
Don't forget to review and sand flames if you think they are necessary.
Your loyal writer,
Ryoko